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#1133567
Captain Klamydia
Of course, it's ALL clear to me now.
3/16/2010 7:29:19 PM
#1133568
Wehpudicabok
I'd like to ask OrangeWizard what biblical "kind" of brain he has, and whether it's plugged in.
3/16/2010 7:30:50 PM
#1133570
Even real YECs use some scientific evidence (e.g. the ability for one species to interbreed with another) to determine which species fit into which "kinds".
3/16/2010 7:33:48 PM
#1133571
Smilodon
3/16/2010 7:34:26 PM
#1133572
FraggedMind
FACEPALM
3/16/2010 7:37:46 PM
#1133573
anti-nonsense
wait? This guy thinks all birds are gulls?
Wow.....
3/16/2010 7:37:53 PM
#1133575
Sandwich Board
Which leaves me wondering....
...what do gulls look like?
3/16/2010 7:45:36 PM
#1133576
Tolpuddle Martyr
@ Sandwich Board,
Pictured...
A gull.
3/16/2010 7:56:06 PM
#1133578
The Bad Guy
And these people WONDER why they're ignored or laughed at by scientists.
Oh of course, it's because scientists "hate God". It has nothing to do with you creationists being stupid, illiterate fucks.
3/16/2010 8:03:50 PM
#1133579
louislois
Common Seagull
Of course! It all makes sense now! Can't you see all these other birds are gulls, too!
Scarlet Macaw
Zebra Finch
Emperor Penguin
Jungle Fowl (the ancestors of domestic chickens)
Golden Eagle
Mandarin Duck
Cassowary
DO NOT be fooled by their appearance everyone!!! They're all gulls!!!1! OrangeWizard says so!11!oneeleven!1!!
3/16/2010 8:06:48 PM
#1133583
Tyler
What a very thorough and completely scientific explanation you gave us! /sarcasm
3/16/2010 8:40:54 PM
#1133586
Tiberius Thyben
I-I... I think I have a brain tumor now... thank you Orange Wizard.
3/16/2010 8:44:59 PM
#1133590
David G
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how we get "bats are birds".
sad...
3/16/2010 8:57:10 PM
#1133593
Blaidd Drwg
And this shows that creationists are also birds, of the "Gull kind" since they will swallow practically anything - ergo "gullible".
3/16/2010 9:06:13 PM
#1133595
Rumpshaker Slim
I read part of this thread. OrangeWizard is just a massive troll trying to piss off anyone he can.
He's like a little kid screaming for attention.
3/16/2010 9:16:30 PM
#1133597
TGRwulf
So all birds are gulls? Did you take your stupid this morning?
3/16/2010 9:28:13 PM
#1133599
Hive
You mean I've had the assumption that there were all kinds of different birds, when in fact ALL of them are gulls??? Dammit!
3/16/2010 9:54:22 PM
#1133601
Dexter
Very clever answer, when you are five years old.
3/16/2010 9:58:48 PM
#1133603
Blaidd Drwg
And this shows that creationists are also birds, of the "Gull kind" since they will swallow practically anything - ergo "gullible".
3/16/2010 10:18:25 PM
#1133604
WMDKitty
Ummm... yeah, then explain, oh, the eagle, the raven, the sparrow....
3/16/2010 10:23:36 PM
#1133610
aaa
Kid, you complete lack of knowledge is hilarious. Don't stop embarassing yourself, so i will have something to laugh at in the afternoon.
3/16/2010 11:15:04 PM
#1133611
Swede
Damn it, now my IQ dropped again.
3/16/2010 11:25:30 PM
#1133612
mudflappus
Annnnnnd it's louislois for the win!!!!
3/16/2010 11:53:10 PM
#1133614
Night Jaguar
"They're all called gulls because they all look like gulls. They're all called the gull kind, because they look like gulls."
OrangeWizard,
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
3/17/2010 12:13:36 AM
#1133617
Draken
Oh, OrangeWizard is going to be a great apologist when he grows up. Afer all, he already masters the basics of creationist "reasoning".
3/17/2010 1:06:21 AM
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