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So a day after Washington, D.C. and Mexico City legalize gay marriage, both a Vatican official and an anti-gay California legislator have been caught in high-profile gay sex scandals. Does anyone honestly believe this is mere coincidence?

Clearly the creeping acceptance of gay marriage is driving otherwise straight men directly into the arms of other men. Just as gay marriage opponents predicted would happen! So please. Think of the Stanley Kurtzes of the world. It’s damned time we stopped gay marriage, before another vigorously, outspokenly, Pet Shop Boys-loathing hetero man is driven . . . er . . . to his knees. [Emphasis added]

Radley Balko, The Agitator 70 Comments [3/17/2010 7:45:03 AM]
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szena

I've got news for you, bud. No straight man is going to have sex with another man just because he heard that gay marriage might not be a sin. Those guys were gay.

3/17/2010 7:46:22 AM

David B.

Oh god, I have got to stop drinking tea while reading this site!

(Worse still, I'm on a conference call at the moment and it took a second or two for me to hit mute!)

3/17/2010 7:47:42 AM

Serph-no-Okami

This is the lamest attempt of justifying the gay escapades of their prominent anti-gay activists I have ever read. Really, is there any man, somewhere, that has ever in the history of time, that has stopped being straight and became gay just because he could?

3/17/2010 7:50:10 AM

Ian1732

HAHAHA, oh wow.

3/17/2010 7:51:11 AM

A Nonny Moose

The quote is pure satire. I can assure you that he doesn't actually believe that. Just look at the Pet Shop Boys reference as proof he was being over the top.

3/17/2010 7:58:06 AM

Asuka

Oh come on, guys, this guy is so obviously a troll it isn't even funny. (Actually, yes it is because I'm sitting here gigglesnorting.)

3/17/2010 7:58:34 AM

Mudak

Strangely, as someone who is an outspoken proponent of gay marriage, but who is at the same time straight, I have no increased urges to hop into bed with any of my male friends and acquaintances. Not even the gay ones...

3/17/2010 7:58:41 AM

Sanity Check

Oh, for fuck's sake. The guy is obviously joking. Why is this quote even here?

3/17/2010 7:59:46 AM

rubber chicken

C'mon admins! get it together. How did this get accepted?

3/17/2010 8:04:56 AM

Horsefeathers

This would be amusing if he were serious.

3/17/2010 8:05:05 AM

TGRwulf

So someone's only a closet gay because one area of the world legalized gay marriage? What...

3/17/2010 8:06:16 AM

Colin

</facepalm> How did this get accepted?

3/17/2010 8:09:31 AM

Colin

</facepalm> How did this get accepted?

3/17/2010 8:10:19 AM

Rumpshaker Slim

I feel sorry for the guy at the vatican who got busted. I mean the vatican is soooo tacky! All those gaudy old paintings, and gold trim on everything.

3/17/2010 8:16:22 AM



Thanks for reminding us that some people don't have an opinion and a brain of their own. We already know that.

3/17/2010 8:16:42 AM

Night Jaguar

Poe's Law:

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe%27s_law

3/17/2010 8:18:07 AM

campbunny

OBVIOUS POE IS OBVIOUS. Someone wasn't paying attention when this got accepted.

3/17/2010 8:20:21 AM

aaa

This is the funniest thing i've read in a while.

3/17/2010 8:27:55 AM

John

The acceptance of gay marriage has nothing to do with gay sex. Gays will have sex a marriage is legal or not. None of these cases involve someone saying "now that we can get married, I guess I'll start having sex with a dude."

3/17/2010 8:34:55 AM

Ren

While I'm pretty damn sure this is a poe... It's sadly not hard to belive that somone, somwhere, really belives this.

We just havn't found what forum they post on yet.

3/17/2010 8:41:15 AM

JSS

OMG it's the gay marriage vaccum! It's sucking the straight out of everyone and forcing them into consenting to homosexual acts with full knowledge! Oh noes!

Seriously, you're an idiot.

3/17/2010 8:43:00 AM

Doubting Thomas

Uh, yeah, that's why they keep having gay sex.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33540

3/17/2010 8:45:18 AM

SlainteMhaith

/facepalm

3/17/2010 8:48:22 AM

Doctor Whom

Satire, and spot-on, too.

3/17/2010 9:04:57 AM

Zeus Almighty

Oh just go suck a cock, already!
You know you want to.
And it has nothing to do with gay marriage.

3/17/2010 9:08:38 AM
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