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So a day after Washington, D.C. and Mexico City legalize gay marriage, both a Vatican official and an anti-gay California legislator have been caught in high-profile gay sex scandals. Does anyone honestly believe this is mere coincidence?

Clearly the creeping acceptance of gay marriage is driving otherwise straight men directly into the arms of other men. Just as gay marriage opponents predicted would happen! So please. Think of the Stanley Kurtzes of the world. It’s damned time we stopped gay marriage, before another vigorously, outspokenly, Pet Shop Boys-loathing hetero man is driven . . . er . . . to his knees. [Emphasis added]

Radley Balko, The Agitator 69 Comments [3/17/2010 7:45:03 AM]
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#1133712
szena

I've got news for you, bud. No straight man is going to have sex with another man just because he heard that gay marriage might not be a sin. Those guys were gay.

3/17/2010 7:46:22 AM

#1133716
David B.

Oh god, I have got to stop drinking tea while reading this site!

(Worse still, I'm on a conference call at the moment and it took a second or two for me to hit mute!)

3/17/2010 7:47:42 AM

#1133722
Serph-no-Okami

This is the lamest attempt of justifying the gay escapades of their prominent anti-gay activists I have ever read. Really, is there any man, somewhere, that has ever in the history of time, that has stopped being straight and became gay just because he could?

3/17/2010 7:50:10 AM

#1133726
Ian1732

HAHAHA, oh wow.

3/17/2010 7:51:11 AM

#1133738
A Nonny Moose

The quote is pure satire. I can assure you that he doesn't actually believe that. Just look at the Pet Shop Boys reference as proof he was being over the top.

3/17/2010 7:58:06 AM

#1133739
Asuka

Oh come on, guys, this guy is so obviously a troll it isn't even funny. (Actually, yes it is because I'm sitting here gigglesnorting.)

3/17/2010 7:58:34 AM

#1133740
Mudak

Strangely, as someone who is an outspoken proponent of gay marriage, but who is at the same time straight, I have no increased urges to hop into bed with any of my male friends and acquaintances. Not even the gay ones...

3/17/2010 7:58:41 AM

#1133743
Sanity Check

Oh, for fuck's sake. The guy is obviously joking. Why is this quote even here?

3/17/2010 7:59:46 AM

#1133753
rubber chicken

C'mon admins! get it together. How did this get accepted?

3/17/2010 8:04:56 AM

#1133755
Horsefeathers

This would be amusing if he were serious.

3/17/2010 8:05:05 AM

#1133758
TGRwulf

So someone's only a closet gay because one area of the world legalized gay marriage? What...

3/17/2010 8:06:16 AM

#1133768
Colin

</facepalm> How did this get accepted?

3/17/2010 8:09:31 AM

#1133771
Colin

</facepalm> How did this get accepted?

3/17/2010 8:10:19 AM

#1133779
Rumpshaker Slim

I feel sorry for the guy at the vatican who got busted. I mean the vatican is soooo tacky! All those gaudy old paintings, and gold trim on everything.

3/17/2010 8:16:22 AM

#1133780


Thanks for reminding us that some people don't have an opinion and a brain of their own. We already know that.

3/17/2010 8:16:42 AM

#1133782
Night Jaguar

Poe's Law:

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe%27s_law

3/17/2010 8:18:07 AM

#1133785
campbunny

OBVIOUS POE IS OBVIOUS. Someone wasn't paying attention when this got accepted.

3/17/2010 8:20:21 AM

#1133795
aaa

This is the funniest thing i've read in a while.

3/17/2010 8:27:55 AM

#1133804
John

The acceptance of gay marriage has nothing to do with gay sex. Gays will have sex a marriage is legal or not. None of these cases involve someone saying "now that we can get married, I guess I'll start having sex with a dude."

3/17/2010 8:34:55 AM

#1133807
Ren

While I'm pretty damn sure this is a poe... It's sadly not hard to belive that somone, somwhere, really belives this.

We just havn't found what forum they post on yet.

3/17/2010 8:41:15 AM

#1133808
JSS

OMG it's the gay marriage vaccum! It's sucking the straight out of everyone and forcing them into consenting to homosexual acts with full knowledge! Oh noes!

Seriously, you're an idiot.

3/17/2010 8:43:00 AM

#1133810
Doubting Thomas

Uh, yeah, that's why they keep having gay sex.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33540

3/17/2010 8:45:18 AM

#1133812
SlainteMhaith

/facepalm

3/17/2010 8:48:22 AM

#1133820
Doctor Whom

Satire, and spot-on, too.

3/17/2010 9:04:57 AM

#1133821
Zeus Almighty

Oh just go suck a cock, already!
You know you want to.
And it has nothing to do with gay marriage.

3/17/2010 9:08:38 AM
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