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Okay Family, so I am so mortified and wish Jesus would come now. I can't believe how nasty our world is. I was walking in our mall and passed by a store called Spencer's. I hear they are all over the country, or at least the Northwest. This is so gross but it is keeping me from being able to fall asleep. I feel so violated. There was this T-shirt on display OUTSIDE the store where familys with children and pretty much the whole other side of the mall could see it...It was pornography on a T-shirt. I felt so violated not only because I'm a woman too, but that I had to see it against my will. At the very time I saw it (I was at the mall to buy some shorts with my friend) I asked Jesus, "Where are You? Please come, Jesus. Don't tarry!" It's so hard to get those gross images out of my head. It repeats itself over and over and it disturbs me. I pray so hard for the rapture. Our world is so gross in sin, I feel like it's worse than Noah's day or even the cities Sodom and Gomorrah! The rapture has to be soon because innocent children are soon to be forced into corruption. Planned Parenthood has some nasty plans... I'm so afraid of being here longer and I have a little boy. If we are still here, I have to homeschool him since schools kicked Jesus out. I am guessing the great apostasy is already at work, it's already happening. I'm almost afraid. It's so gross here. I feel so dirty and I didn't do anything wrong. I just looked the wrong way at the mall not knowing there was porn on a shirt, where little innocent children can see it on display for $25!! What do we do??? How much longer, Lord? (I say that with respect for our Lord.) Maranatha!!!!!!

Jesus's Girl, RR 92 Comments [3/14/2010 3:49:36 PM]
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#1132281
RFP15

I think that the saddest thing about that thread is one of the members is lamenting the fact that we no longer have "lynching parties."

3/14/2010 5:44:38 PM

#1132285


You know, you could have just asked the manager to take it out of the display if it was bothering you so much. But then, you seem to think that any display of sexuality is a far greater sin than, say, genocide, so I don't expect you be rational enough to do that.

3/14/2010 5:55:39 PM

#1132294
Neserit

...Someone needs to masturbate

3/14/2010 6:11:32 PM

#1132297
Smilodon

Hmmm... you know some of that sounds like non-visible compulsion subtype OCD. Don't worry ,they have have some pretty effective meds for that.

3/14/2010 6:17:15 PM

#1132305
nerr

so you saw the shirt, were completely grossed out by it and then went to see how much it cost? normal people don't look at the price tags of things they don't want

3/14/2010 6:30:41 PM

#1132312
nichevo

One wonders how the author would react to seeing a sex shop's window display?

Maybe they're a little more discreet in the US, but here in Australia they have very interesting displays. No straight-out nudity or pornography, but suggestive mannequins of unrealistic proportions posing in various costumes.

"I was walking in our mall and passed by a store called Adult Shop. I hear they are all over the country... There was a leather-clad bondage dummy brandishing a whip on display OUTSIDE the store where familys with children could see it!"

3/14/2010 6:41:45 PM

#1132317
Antichrist

I had to check out this Spencers, because what came to my mind was Spencer's shoes. I was really trying to figure out what the hell they would carry that could remotely be considered pornographic.

3/14/2010 6:49:23 PM

#1132319
misshani

"It's so hard to get those gross images out of my head. It repeats itself over and over and it disturbs me."

Sounds like your subconscious is trying to tell you something. Just give in to it.

Spencers? Yeah, a lot of their stuff has racy undertones. Either that or drug references or stuff about fart jokes. Or any combination, really.

But they're all gag gifts! What she saw wasn't pornography, it was just your average college humor.

3/14/2010 6:52:59 PM

#1132326
Teb

Wow.......just......wow.........How does this woman function in modern society? Unfortunately, it looks like she's going to homeschool her kids to grow up to be just like her. I'm well familiar with Spencer's. I thought they were out of business. They do have more racy & adult stuff, but they can't go too far at a mall store! I'd love to know what was on this "pornographic" T.

3/14/2010 7:18:25 PM

#1132329
LDM

What rock have you been living under? We were going to Spencer's in the late 70's.

3/14/2010 7:24:57 PM

#1132331
louislois

"There was this T-shirt on display OUTSIDE the store where familys with children and pretty much the whole other side of the mall could see it...It was pornography on a T-shirt."

Let me borrow that top, betch!

3/14/2010 7:28:27 PM

#1132332
Berny

Jesus's Girl sounds like the little drama queen.
Grow up.

3/14/2010 7:29:36 PM

#1132344
werewolf

I'd be offended, too. Twenty-five dollars for a t-shirt? Come on!

3/14/2010 7:50:44 PM

#1132353
loser_sneeze

She even worked Planned Parenthood in there. BRAVO! ( I'm so glad that everything these people worry about can be tied into the uterus).

3/14/2010 8:14:34 PM

#1132367
Mrs. Antichrist

AGAINST MY WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/14/2010 8:26:00 PM

#1132368
Painful

You know, IMHO, Spencer's Gifts have really gone downhill in the last 10 years. You used to get the best UV light stuff, the best fantasy posters, funky jewelry, hysterical tshirts, and great gag gifts. Around here they are just filled with Harry Potter and bachelor party crap.

PS What does a crappy mall store have to do with PP? Oh, wait, RR... sorry, everything is PP's fault. Including that year they took care of my medical problems.

3/14/2010 8:26:22 PM

#1132371
JohnTheAtheist

I wonder if she masturbated to the images that she can't get out of her head.


3/14/2010 8:28:32 PM

#1132379
HoJuSimpson

What do we do???

Nothing just sit back and let this do its job

http://www.babeland.com/vibrators

3/14/2010 8:41:02 PM

#1132393
TGRwulf

I highly doubt it was actual porn because the would get in serious trouble with mall management if they had that in the front window.

Just because people aren't as prudish as you doesn't mean that ever little thing that shows some skin is porno.

Also, lol, you should come to the Northeast. We have them freakin everywhere.

3/14/2010 8:58:39 PM

#1132395
G. Fieendish

I'm wondering if said shirt had the "Titty-Twister" neon sign from From Dusk Till Dawn , on it, ie it's a cult film T-shirt, or possibly a Bettie Page retro shirt...

3/14/2010 8:59:42 PM

#1132397
moose

"Where are You? Please come, Jesus. Don't tarry!" Who the sam hell are you bitch? Like, your fucking jeebus doesnt fucking take orders from a numb nuts like yourself.

I am hoping POE. Nobody can be this stupid. I hope nobody can be this stupid.....even dumbass fundies cant be this stupid....I pray fundies cant be this stupid......

3/14/2010 9:00:25 PM

#1132408
GodotIsWaiting4U

Describe the shirt more thoroughly, please, or we will assume you are simply being stupid.

Granted, you probably are simply being stupid.

3/14/2010 9:43:53 PM

#1132412
julian

I too am completely shocked!

$25?!?!

What a rip off!.

We need the Rapture to get these prices back down!

3/14/2010 9:50:46 PM

#1132428
Sisyphus

$25 for a t-shirt? You're right that IS an abomination!

For the record I find most of Spencer gifts stuff to be uncouth.

3/14/2010 10:43:50 PM

#1132447
aaa

You are pathetic. Seriously, you're more pathetic than many of the nerds i have met.

3/14/2010 11:47:56 PM
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