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[on legalizing same sex marriages]

What do you expect from the capital?

They've disregarded the wishes of the American majority in favor of their own warped agenda since Obama stepped into the oval office.

They're not going to ram homosexuality down my or my families throats.
We believe homosexuality to be a mental disorder and will stick to know what we believe to be the truth till hell freezes over regardless of what our corrupt and foolish government says or does.

And the next time I see two male homosexuals with their pants down around their ankles doing the "wild thing" in front of women and children in the park,
I'm filing a lawsuit.

Thozmaniac, Washingtonpost.com 99 Comments [3/8/2010 7:23:17 AM]
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#1130354
Jezebel's Evil Sister

"And the next time I see two male homosexuals with their pants down around their ankles doing the "wild thing" in front of women and children in the park,
I'm filing a lawsuit.


Umm, I don't think you can sue them for not including you in the festivities, as you apparently want.

3/9/2010 8:40:24 AM

#1130378
Headache

We believe homosexuality to be a mental disorder

Well, the point is that we do not make laws based upon what people "believe", we make laws based upon reality. You may not like reality, I couldn't care less, but your beliefs are of no importance!

3/9/2010 10:15:29 AM

#1130399
Jeff a Guy

The next time I see anyone having sexual intercourse, as you insinuated, in public I will suggest they go somewhere where they aren't in public, and also vomit. And if I see you in real life, I'll ask you how you and your life partner are doing, and tell you you are a sinner. Procreation is EVIL! Well, just as evil as homosexual sex.

3/9/2010 11:18:58 AM

#1130408
The_Raven

I agree with some of the others who say this:

"The 'next time?!' What the hell kind of park do you usually go to?"

3/9/2010 11:51:12 AM

#1130410


He seems pretty adamant about having things rammed down his throat.

3/9/2010 11:59:32 AM

#1130411
DinosaurRidinJeebus

I lived in San Fransisco half my life and I never saw a gay couple doing anything more that kiss in public. That's a silly argument, would two gay dudes fucking in a park be worse than two straight people? Just because their gay doesn't mean they don't have respect. And the irony, oh the irony every time these people talk about Obama "doing whatever he wants." I seem to remember a certain Bush disrespecting a certain constitution that most of you christians didn't see a problem with.

End rant.

3/9/2010 12:00:13 PM

#1130453
The Bad Guy

"two male homosexuals with their pants down around their ankles doing the "wild thing"...in the park"

I wouldn't doubt that a lot of kinky gay couples actually get their sex ideas from the rhetoric of these closet-dwelling bible humpers. They just go to these right-wing forums, read the homophobic drivel, and say to each other "Wow, never though of trying that before!"

3/9/2010 2:06:51 PM

#1130519


So, if a man and a girl do the "wild thing" in front of you, will you still be bothered?

3/9/2010 5:44:39 PM

#1130526
Chris968

What park has he been to and why haven't I heard of it??

3/9/2010 6:09:32 PM

#1130580
Brenz

Do they KNOW how much they quote Fox News?

3/10/2010 1:10:01 AM

#1130787


My god, won't someone PLEASE think of the women!?

3/10/2010 9:57:05 AM

#1130811
Doctor Whom

The Council of the District of Columbia isn't there to represent the people of the country as a whole; it's there to represent the voters of D.C. Even so, it has to protect individual liberty over the whims of the mob.

3/10/2010 10:32:41 AM

#1130817
Dr. Shrinker

"We believe homosexuality to be a mental disorder..."

As a doctor of experimental psychology, I can assure you that your ignorant, groundless beliefs mean absolutely nothing.

3/10/2010 10:40:17 AM

#1130912
ThePainedArtist

False consensus effect FTL

3/10/2010 1:37:52 PM

#1130932
edoherty

You tell 'em Mr. "Ram It"! It would be a PERFECT country if we could just get rid of those "Pesky Gays"! With all of their tax paying, and wanting equal rights. It's an ABOMINATION! And with the Gays gone, you could move on to the little problems in the country- like the meth problem, child abuse, the uninsured, and poor people.

3/10/2010 2:37:40 PM

#1131124
onoma

that's pretty much all we do; find some parks and do the wild thing.

i think you're thinking of voyeurism?

3/11/2010 11:24:55 AM

#1131142
Zits


3/11/2010 1:12:36 PM

#1131160
NoriMori

It would be gross to see ANYONE having sex in public, no matter what their genders/orientations. What the f***'s your point? And assuming that you HAVE in fact seen this before, you think heterosexuals never do that? Wow.

And allowing same-sex marriage is not ramming homosexuality down anyone's throats. That would be like homosexuals complaining that opposite-sex marriage is "ramming heterosexuality" down their throats. Does that make any sense whatsoever? Didn't think so.

Equal rights doesn't ram anything down anyone's throat. Get over it and stop whining that the government is no longer supporting your bigotry. You sound just like the racists and sexists in the 60s, and this pattern is getting super-old.

3/11/2010 2:56:32 PM

#1131168
Heather

Having sex in a public area in front of civilians who pointedly DO NOT want to see it is innapropriate, be it a lesbian couple, a heterosexual couple, or a male-on-male couple.

Otherwise, I see nothing but rabid hate in your post.

3/11/2010 3:16:55 PM

#1131351


Damn, where's this wonderpark where gays are constantly making out?

Show me the way.

3/12/2010 11:22:07 AM

#1131569
GigaGuess

What do you expect from the capital?
To recognize the inherent equality of everyone, and the right to commit yourself to someone you love without bias to gender?

They've disregarded the wishes of the American majority in favor of their own warped agenda since Obama stepped into the oval office.
So when do we get to vote on your marriage? What's that? It doesn't work that way? We only get to vote on rights when you're not affected?

They're not going to ram homosexuality down my or my families throats.
Who's ramming anything down your throat? Don't like homosexual marriage? Don't get one! Simple! Easy! The only reason...the single, solitary reason that it is an issue to you is because you make it one. After that it doesn't affect you at all. Not one iota.

We believe homosexuality to be a mental disorder and will stick to know what we believe to be the truth till hell freezes over regardless of what our corrupt and foolish government says or does.
Yeah, screw the APA, and their fancy school learnin'. The religious right knows far more about what makes a mental disorder, and what doesn't. Newsflash. Just because you disagree with someone doesn't make them mentally ill. Frankly, such a mentality shows the true depth of your arrogance.

And the next time I see two male homosexuals with their pants down around their ankles doing the "wild thing" in front of women and children in the park,
I'm filing a lawsuit.

Personally, I'd call the cops, it'd be more effective. And I'd do the same if it was a man and a woman. I find it disturbing that it's not the act that offends you, but rather, the fact that it's two men. As a matter of fact, you're suspiciously specific. If it was a man and a woman, you'd do nothing? Chalk it up to likely in a hurry to consummate their marriage, the little scamps? And two women? You'd, what, sit in the bushes and fap?

3/12/2010 2:42:50 PM

#1131847
Brain_In_A_Jar


3/13/2010 10:44:55 AM

#1131978
Thejebusfire

We believe homosexuality to be a mental disorder and will stick to know what we believe to be the truth till hell freezes over regardless of what our corrupt and foolish government says or does.




And the next time I see two male homosexuals with their pants down around their ankles doing the "wild thing" in front of women and children in the park,
I'm filing a lawsuit.


But if you were to see a man and a woman having sex in a car outside the McDonalds you wouldn't file a lawsuit.


3/13/2010 10:59:37 PM

#1133672
God

> since Obama stepped into the oval office.

Newsflash, fundie: It has been called "Oral Office" since Clinton.

3/17/2010 7:20:44 AM
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