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[on legalizing same sex marriages]

What do you expect from the capital?

They've disregarded the wishes of the American majority in favor of their own warped agenda since Obama stepped into the oval office.

They're not going to ram homosexuality down my or my families throats.
We believe homosexuality to be a mental disorder and will stick to know what we believe to be the truth till hell freezes over regardless of what our corrupt and foolish government says or does.

And the next time I see two male homosexuals with their pants down around their ankles doing the "wild thing" in front of women and children in the park,
I'm filing a lawsuit.

Thozmaniac, Washingtonpost.com 99 Comments [3/8/2010 7:23:17 AM]
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#1129952
Ian1732

Wait a minute, "The next time"? You mean you've seen this before?

3/8/2010 7:25:09 AM

#1129955
I Read About The Afterlife

'We believe homosexuality to be a mental disorder'

Uh The American Pyschiatric Association, all of whom are incredibly more qualified to talk upon the subject of mental disorders than you, say that you are an idiot.

"with their pants down around their ankles"

BECAUSE YOU'RE LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!

All joking aside, where the fuck did you see this? Also, everyone note: if it was two heterosexuals -- he'd do nothing. If it was two lesbians -- he'd start jerking off.

3/8/2010 7:27:51 AM

#1129958
Mister Spak

We believe fundyism to be a mental disorder and will stick to know what we believe to be the truth till hell freezes over regardless of what the corrupt and foolish teabaggers say or do.

Fixed.


3/8/2010 7:31:37 AM

#1129963
Berny

What an ignorant rant. Civil rights have never been, nor should they ever be, the will of the majority in any free society.
You are aware that having sex in public is illegal regardless of sexual orientation? Homosexuality is as much a mental disorder as being religious.
In fact, seeing the kind of mental retardation that seems to afflict the fundamentally religious, I'd say we have a better case of calling religion a mental illness.

3/8/2010 7:32:35 AM

#1129964
FMG

1. Majority once thought black people aren't human
2. Majority once thought that women aren't equal to men
3. No one is ramming anything down your throat... (Also gay...)
4. The wild thing is what I am going to start calling sex.
5. What is the government going to do? Put them in prison? Surrounded by men? Think about it.

3/8/2010 7:33:18 AM

#1129969
TGRwulf

"And the next time I see two male homosexuals with their pants down around their ankles doing the "wild thing" in front of women and children in the park,"

Thanks for letting us know what your sexual fantasy is Thozmaniac.

3/8/2010 7:36:52 AM

#1129980


Originally posted by Thozmaniac

They've disregarded the wishes of the American majority in favor of their own warped agenda since Obama stepped into the oval office.

You might want to look up a little concept called, "Tyranny of the Majority."

Originally posted by Thozmaniac

They're not going to ram homosexuality down my or my families throats.

Belive me. The only ramming anyone wants to engage in is the purely consensual kind.

Originally posted by Thozmaniac

And the next time I see two male homosexuals with their pants down around their ankles doing the "wild thing" in front of women and children in the park, I'm filing a lawsuit.

Next time? Why didn't you even call the cops the first time?

And protip: It's also illegal when heterosexuals and female homosexuals do that, too.

3/8/2010 7:43:43 AM

#1129981
Horsefeathers

"They've disregarded the wishes of the American majority in favor of their own warped agenda since Obama stepped into the oval office."

But they were all ears when Bush was in office, right?

"They're not going to ram homosexuality down my or my families throats."

You people really have to stop saying things like this.

"We believe homosexuality to be a mental disorder and will stick to know what we believe to be the truth till hell freezes over regardless of what our corrupt and foolish government says or does."

Fine. You believe that. If you want me to believe it then you're going to have to provide some evidence that you're actually correct. Since the people that actually study such things say that it isn't a mental disorder then I'm going to have to say you're either quite ignorant of current research or you're just a ranting homophobic bigot. More likely both.

"And the next time I see two male homosexuals with their pants down around their ankles doing the "wild thing" in front of women and children in the park,
I'm filing a lawsuit."


What about when you find a hetero couple doing the same thing? Going to sue then, or stay and watch?

3/8/2010 7:44:49 AM

#1129983
phed

"And the next time I see two male homosexuals with their pants down around their ankles doing the "wild thing" in front of women and children in the park,"

And that has happened how often? Unless you're actively cruising I don't think this happens very often....if at all. So which is it mr. 'gay are ramming things down my throat' ? Are you a closet cruiser or a liar?

I am a heterosexual man living in one of gayest countries in the world (the Netherlands) and it's pretty hard to get to unintentionally witness gay men doing 'the wild thing' in parks.

3/8/2010 7:46:42 AM

#1129997
Danny Noonan

Conservative men get more things shoved down their throats than Jenna Jamison.

3/8/2010 7:58:46 AM

#1129998


Yes, you can file a lawsuit. For indecent exposure, just like you should for anyone having sex in public.

And by the way, tyranny by the majority. It's one of the things your constitution is against.

3/8/2010 7:58:56 AM

#1130001


If I saw anyone having sex in the park, I'd call a cop, not file a lawsuit.

3/8/2010 8:02:32 AM

#1130006
Shann

Wait...you've seen this before? What kinds of places do you take your family to, exactly?

3/8/2010 8:12:17 AM

#1130008
JonnyTruant

First point I'd like to make is that your concept of majority isn't like the Dictionary definition. Because Obama is in the oval office, a clear majority was in favor of his "warped" agenda.

Secondly, what would you do if you saw a man and woman doing that in the park in front of women and children? Is it the act that bothers you or who is doing it? And why would gay men be more prone to do it in public, in the park, in front of women and children?

Your complete aversion to logic annoys me.

3/8/2010 8:13:02 AM

#1130012
Mat

But if he sees two heterosexuals with their pants down around their ankles doing the "wild thing" in front of women and children in the park, he's going to applaud

3/8/2010 8:22:50 AM

#1130015


Same sex marriages (well actually civil unions) are legal here, have been for a few years. It is important to note that since the auspicious day when they were legalised the following things have NOT happened:

- the end of the world
- the forcing of homosexual relationships onto straight people
- earthquakes or rains of blood
- educational gay porn in schools
- an increase of gay people engaging in full sex in public places
- the fall of religion
- the collapse of society
- the end of hetero marriage
- the literal force feeding of gay to straight people

I'm bored of thinking of things that didn't happen. Here's what did happen: gay people could formalise their relationship into a legally binding union. There was a tiny ripple in the news media. Life carried on in exactly the same way for everyone else.

Get an education Thozmaniac, and stop projecting your vile prejudice onto society.

3/8/2010 8:29:49 AM

#1130017
Phloom

Fuck, which park is that??? Obviously, I am not hanging around the right kind of park.

3/8/2010 8:33:24 AM

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#1130022
aaa

Well, i got a laugh out of this.

3/8/2010 8:35:45 AM

#1130026


These people are just OBSESSED with throat-ramming. They're constantly complaining that Washington is "ramming something-or-other down our throats." Seems they forgot the rapist-in-chief Bush ramming an unwanted war down the whole world's throat, but no, wait, it was okay then because the "real Americans" like them were getting their way.

As for that last sentence, yeah, I'll bet you're ALWAYS on the lookout for gay men doing the nasty in public, too bad you've never seen it happen you pervert.

3/8/2010 8:44:49 AM

#1130029
Rumpshaker Slim

@I Read About The Afterlife

Thank you for pointing out the homosxuality double standard.

Gay men: "Eww, thats disgusting!"

Lesbians: "Are they hot?"

I get the feeling Thozmaniac once saw two men kiss in public, and his deranged mind turned it into this odd little fantasy. Now he'll tell anyone who will listen that our parks are full of depraved homos fucking in front of children.(and they won't let him join in)

3/8/2010 8:47:00 AM

#1130031


And the next time I see two male homosexuals with their pants down around their ankles doing the "wild thing" in front of women and children in the park,
I'm filing a lawsuit.


And just where did this happen? O_O

3/8/2010 8:49:13 AM

#1130044


Well, if you see "anybody" doing this I would have them arrested. It is against the law. For anyone you know.

3/8/2010 9:08:52 AM

#1130046
Cy

... I live in a city with a large gay culture. A city where Pride events last a full week, and the parade takes two and a half hours to go past. In this city, there is a particular area where all the gay bars are, and this area includes an attractive park space.

Even there, I have NEVER seen ANYONE, homosexual or otherwise, engaged in any kind of sexual activity.

3/8/2010 9:10:52 AM

#1130047
I Read About The Afterlife

@Rumpshaker Slim

I actually wonder if he is very closeted and he was one of the two gay men. His boyfriend called it the "wild thing."

And someone saw them and he is overcompensating so no one will suspect it was him in that park.

3/8/2010 9:11:07 AM
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