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#1124252
LC
...You know, I'm pretty sure you do.
2/23/2010 7:34:59 AM
#1124255
Almafeta
So as long as we're Christian, we don't have to be *a* Christian?
Good to know, thanks!
2/23/2010 7:37:30 AM
#1124260
I knew they didn't understand words like 'atheism', 'fascism', and 'evolution', but 'Christian', really?
2/23/2010 7:39:50 AM
#1124261
Johannes9126
Well, one could argue that some retarded New Age Esos may well embrace Jesus and don't regard themselves as christians...
For normal people believing in Jebus = Christian.
2/23/2010 7:39:58 AM
#1124275
Null
LOLWUT?
2/23/2010 7:52:05 AM
#1124289
aaa
What.
2/23/2010 8:00:36 AM
#1124291
Horsefeathers
"You don't have to be a Christian in order to do that."
I'm very curious to know what the hell your definition of "Christian" is.
2/23/2010 8:00:59 AM
#1124293
Yes, you do. That's literally the definition of "Christian".
2/23/2010 8:02:14 AM
#1124294
Swede
Stupid me, I thought the very definition of a Christian was that s/he had accepted Jesus Christ in her/his heart and truly believed in him.
Shows what I know...
2/23/2010 8:02:35 AM
#1124307
Hakar
If that is true, why do you people have a huge list of things that, when done, sends someone to hell?
I mean, if I accept Jesus into my heart, I should be able to be as gay as I want, right?
In fact, if you are correct, I can torture millions of babies and still go to heaven, as long as I mumble to your sky-daddy.
2/23/2010 8:10:59 AM
#1124323
louislois
Well, I guess we should the take the Christ out of Christian then, huh?
2/23/2010 8:24:42 AM
#1124326
Anon-e-moose
"It doesn't matter if your a christian or not to get to heaven. All that matters is that you accept the Lord Jesus Christ in your heart"
Well, Jesus is God in human form. God is omnipresent, which means he's everywhere at the same time. Including the chambers of my blood pump. Thus I have Jesus in my heart.
"You don't have to be a Christian in order to do that."
I'm an Atheist. I have Jesus in my heart. Ergo, I'm going to heaven. QED.
Thanks for clearing that up!
2/23/2010 8:26:23 AM
#1124330
Jon
Oh, for fuck's sake.
2/23/2010 8:33:22 AM
#1124331
TGRwulf
Um, last I checked, believing in Jesus CHRIST made you a CHRISTian.
2/23/2010 8:33:32 AM
#1124341
Tyler
Cognitive dissonance for Jesus!
2/23/2010 8:42:41 AM
#1124347
John
The old fundie redefinition of "Christian" - "somebody who believes exactly what I and the 60 members of my independent fundamentalist church believe."
2/23/2010 8:46:21 AM
#1124349
You don't have to be a Christian in order to do that.
So as a Muslim, I'm good to go?!
2/23/2010 8:47:34 AM
#1124386
wat
Hahahaha Slipknot
This is ridiculous, what he described was basically Christianity in a nutshell.
2/23/2010 9:12:36 AM
#1124390
Marc
All that matters is that you accept the Lord Jesus Christ in your heart and truly believe in him
Wouldn't that make someone, by definition, a Christian?
2/23/2010 9:15:06 AM
#1124395
MDB
I... think... the point is "you don't have to be a practicing church-going Christian to get to Heaven, it's just the belief that matters."
Which is, actually, not fundie, but somewhat open-minded.
It's just poorly phrased, that's all.
2/23/2010 9:17:51 AM
#1124405
David B.
You don't have to be a Christian to get into heaven... you have to be a "True Christian(tm)"! That way it keeps out the liberals.
2/23/2010 9:32:29 AM
#1124407
Mister Spak
You might be surprised to find the 9-11 hijackers when you get there. Assuming your idiocy is true.
2/23/2010 9:35:31 AM
#1124428
HazelHolly
I can has top 100?
2/23/2010 9:59:55 AM
#1124431
Antichrist
Wow, so a Buddhist who accepts Jesus into their hearts would get in. Except THEY'D BE A CHRISTIAN!
Fuck is this what passes for intelligence these days?
2/23/2010 10:06:32 AM
#1124443
(S)laughter of Children
I think he's talking about jews and muslims.
2/23/2010 10:18:30 AM
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