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#1115780
Old Viking
Please bear in mind that your God is an anal orifice.
2/12/2010 1:43:16 PM
#1115784
Ozzie
Well I don't know how else the baby is going be born. Animals give birth the same way that humans do. Maybe you should watch "Animals in the Womb" on the Discovery Channel (I think.) It may educate you. So is god mad at the females in the animal kingdom as well?
I had 3 kids with minimal drugs and it was painful but not in a way that we don't do it again. If it was that bad, everyone would be any only child.
When a muscle contracts in another part of your body, it hurts. Same with the uterus, it contracts, it hurts. It's not some punishment, it the way the human body works.
2/12/2010 1:49:08 PM
#1115800
Brain_In_A_Jar
Please feel free to read that scripture for yourself.
Already did, and rejected it utterly. And I'm not even a woman.
2/12/2010 2:03:35 PM
#1115803
Smilodon
Fuck your scripture it sucks. And in case you're wondering, I'm a man so that whole "upity woman" argument won't work on me.
2/12/2010 2:06:03 PM
#1115822
In other words, you're pissed off about all of the women you know who are smarter and better educated than you are, who hold superior positions over you at work, and who won't go to bed with you, and it makes you feel better to tell yourself that God wrote all of that misogynistic crap, when He really didn't......and you keep hoping some stupid woman will believe it and sign up take your crap for the rest of her life. Good luck with that.
2/12/2010 2:19:15 PM
#1115827
Humans experience more difficulty (and hence, more pain) in childbirth due to our evolution from quadraped to biped, so you're kind of tripping yourself up with the your Bible-literalist crap there, pal.
2/12/2010 2:24:59 PM
#1115834
TheWriter
Really?
I'll that to my "Why God isn't right for me" list.
2/12/2010 2:31:53 PM
#1115840
Doubting Thomas
Even if God really existed, should all women be punished for something the first one did? Why should anyone be punished for something someone else did?
Anyone who can't see this is misogynistic control of women must be misogynistic themselves.
2/12/2010 2:41:52 PM
#1115841
Narwhalman
@Berny
The whole "Bible being the word of men and not of God" thing has always bugged me. Why would he leave the creation of his Bible to fallible, bigoted men when he could have easily made it himself?
2/12/2010 2:42:08 PM
#1115862
Sorry pal, but if God says women are inferior, and feminists say women are human beings and should be treated equally, the conclusion to draw from that isn't "feminists are evil and wrong." It's "feminists are right and God is an asshole who can suck my cock."
2/12/2010 2:52:34 PM
#1115864
Sisyphus
The pregnancy itself sucks and I've never heard a non horror story about giving birth but conceiving a baby is the fun part. If it's not viking, you're doing it wrong.
2/12/2010 2:52:46 PM
#1115878
Canadiest
Women used to get slapped around and overworked back then, but we were closer to God then and knew He said women were property. It was a much better time, a happy husband, the well fed children and that ungrateful bitch in the corner still crying.
2/12/2010 3:02:30 PM
#1115882
God did two things here. He cursed the way women would have children and he placed the man in charge over the woman.
Forwarded to Sarah Palin for 2012.
a feminist decides whether she has to go through the pain and sorow of child birth by use of control by abortion.
Or, more commonly, they use birth control like condoms, diaphrams, spermicides, etc.. Abortion is the last option but not the only one.
or have to have sorrow in conception
So if she doesn't cry, you're fucking her wrong?! WTF?!
2/12/2010 3:07:24 PM
#1115898
..Well, yeah. If God didn't want women to have any sort of independence then what was the point of giving us any sort of intelligence or reasoning power?
2/12/2010 3:20:18 PM
#1115919
John
Churchy La Femme (great name - a Pogo fan?) has a good point. Women have trouble with childbirth because our heads are too big for our pelvises. What did God do ... shrink Eve's pelvic opening? Or maybe Adam and Eve were pinheads who had big-headed kids.
2/12/2010 3:44:10 PM
#1115924
Robbie
@Eden
Could you just ... stop with the winking emoticon? Like forever? It's brain-hurty-making.
2/12/2010 3:56:25 PM
#1115937
Xotan
Assuming that the bible can be shown to be the inerrant word of god... And start with the elemenets of human sacrifice and Jesus's two genealogies,,,, Difficult? impossible/ Undoubtedly. It's rubbish.
so take you argument, Viking, and shove it where the sun don't shine. You have a lot of work cut out to meet even the minimum standard of proof that you holy book is valid.
2/12/2010 4:20:35 PM
#1115959
I'd bet a hundred bucks I'm better educated than you, make more money, and have a healthier relationship with my spouse.
I wish men like this would say shit to a feminist's face :( I would kick his ass ten ways to Tuesday, and he'd probably be too ashamed to report it.
2/12/2010 4:37:23 PM
#1115968
BobsOldSocks
If you're going to be a misogynist at least have the balls to be honest about it and stop hiding behind that ridiculous book.
2/12/2010 4:52:15 PM
#1115975
David B.
Hey, aren't men supposed to be toiling in the fields to make bread by the sweat of their brows?
Dman! Office workers are rebelling against the word of God, the fiends!
2/12/2010 5:03:47 PM
#1116010
TGRwulf
10 bucks says this person is a virgin.
2/12/2010 6:06:40 PM
#1116040
myheadhurts
more reasons why I don't give a flying fuck about your superstitious deity worship
2/12/2010 6:29:04 PM
#1116134
Thejebusfire
You're a dumbass.
2/12/2010 9:09:08 PM
#1116186
Zimmer
You just summed up why I'm a feminist.
2/12/2010 9:57:43 PM
#1116215
Hive
Feminists fight is against the word of God. A feminist will never allow a man to RULE over her and a feminist decides whether she has to go through the pain and sorow of child birth by use of control by abortion.
Sounds good to me.
2/12/2010 10:31:18 PM
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