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While I believe in lifeforms "adapting" to their environment, that is not the same thing as evolution. Evolution is changing from one species into another entirely different species. Some Christians speak of "micro evolution", but that to me is just compromising the truth. Evolution is a LIE of the devil. Nothing evolves. It might adapt or bring a new species to life by two compatible but slightly different species mating. I've seen that before, where a cat mated with a rabbit. The offspring looked really strange, with attributes of both parents--the head and back legs of the rabbit and the body of the cat. Who would have thought that cats and rabbits were compatible?


Jon-Marc, BaptistBoard 72 Comments [1/27/2010 8:14:42 PM]
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#1105141
DaMentalFunism

Bring forth the cabbits!

1/27/2010 8:18:10 PM

#1105142
Abdul Alhazred

You were misguided or you are lying. A rabbit and a cat can not produce offspring. Not even infertile offspring like donkeys and horse can.

1/27/2010 8:23:14 PM

#1105152
Mike Sihl

That's like saying "I'm not lying, I'm just not telling the truth".

1/27/2010 8:39:03 PM

#1105153
lets be gods

To quote the iceman "Haaa-bullshit-choo"

1/27/2010 8:39:26 PM

#1105158
Doctor Whom

Lying for the Lord, lying for the Lord, we shall come rejoicing, lying for the Lord.

1/27/2010 8:47:55 PM

#1105162
Old Viking

Please bear in mind that your belief is ludicrous.

1/27/2010 8:55:51 PM

#1105166


Um...how do you think evolution happens. It happens by life forms adapting to their environment.

1/27/2010 9:05:19 PM

#1105169
agentCDE

"Who would have thought that cats and rabbits were compatible?"

Fucking nobody, because they're not.

1/27/2010 9:10:34 PM

#1105174
rob

Once upon a time, I felt like I understood why fundamentalists opposed evolution. They are clearly unable to accept deviation from their scriptures, and a completely natural process to explain the diversity of life on earth was the last facet of those scriptures to be toppled by honest inquiry.

But then they go making up bullshit that contradicts their own scriptures and pushing that to fight the lie, and I honestly don't know what to think anymore.

What kind of mind looks at the world and says, "Well, I've got to choose amongst the traditions of the people who raised me and the value system entangled with that story, or the origin story of some other culture, or the prevailing scientific theory. Nah, I'll go with door number four: total bullshit."

1/27/2010 9:24:04 PM

#1105175
louislois

"I've seen that before, where a cat mated with a rabbit. The offspring looked really strange, with attributes of both parents--the head and back legs of the rabbit and the body of the cat."
It's called a Manx Cat, dipshit. And it's a breed of cat, not a cross-species hybrid.


"Who would have thought that cats and rabbits were compatible?"
Only batshit insane people, like you.

1/27/2010 9:25:26 PM

#1105176
Slave to Uni

I've only seen such a thing in Anime:


1/27/2010 9:29:10 PM

#1105179
Brenz

There is no excuse for being this capable of speech yet this incapable of reason.

1/27/2010 9:38:26 PM

#1105184
Cabbit

I am not amused.


1/27/2010 9:42:45 PM

#1105187
Sisyphus

Um, cabbits does not mean what you think it means.

http://www.messybeast.com/cabbit.html

1/27/2010 9:52:52 PM

#1105193
Gore

@Slave to Uni

And I too have seen such an Anime as well. Except aside from being a cabbit, that thing turns into a friggin intergallactic space ship armed with laser cannons... it also likes carrots.

1/27/2010 10:01:39 PM

#1105195
Quantum Mechanic

Bullshit.
Or so fucking stupid it needs exterminating.

1/27/2010 10:09:11 PM

#1105197
Berny

Your understanding of evolution is as abysmal as your understanding of mammalian biology. Cats and rabbits cannot mate. Essentially you are calling something you have no clue about a "lie of the devil".
Imagine my surprise.

1/27/2010 10:11:16 PM

#1105203
Mrs. Antichrist

Cats and rabbits aren't genetically compatible, genius. Funny how you'll believe THAT, yet you don't accept the PROVEN science of evolution.

1/27/2010 10:15:44 PM

#1105207
MPW

Must be hard to type when your fingers are all slippery with saliva from going "bubbity-bubbity-bubbity-bubbity" with your lips.

1/27/2010 10:19:34 PM

#1105208
Frogflayer

Time to let slip the crocoducks of war.

1/27/2010 10:19:47 PM

#1105220


"While I believe in lifeforms "adapting" to their environment, that is not the same thing as evolution."
LOL WUT?

That's the fucking *definition* of the whole "evolution" concept!

1/27/2010 11:17:15 PM

#1105221
Antichrist

Yep, and we all know that the Maine Coon is really the result of a racoon breeding with a cat


What, can't you tell?

Canada's famous fur bearing trout


And don't get me started about how the jackalope came about. That rabbit never walked right again!

1/27/2010 11:17:40 PM

#1105227
aaa

MRSA, bitch.

1/27/2010 11:40:27 PM

#1105235
Paschal Wagner

No, no, no.

You're thinking of hares and grouses crossbreeding. Commonly known as a skvader.


1/28/2010 12:16:24 AM

#1105239
ME

- "adaptation" as you put it IS part of evolution
- Evolution means to change. nothing more, nothing less
- Some christians are morons. "Microevolution" is not a term used by scientists.
- Cats and rabbits cannot mate. Crockaducks do not exist either.
- And if you did some research on what a "cabbit" really is you would see that it is a cat or a rabbit that has had traits specifically selected for (kind of an artificial evolution if you will) to make it look like the other animal. It is mostly a genetic defect in MANX cats. {soapbox, I hope this dose not catch on. The genetic issues are going to be horrendous. UGH}

1/28/2010 12:38:48 AM
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