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Quote# 69840

[Re. gays protesting Prop 8]

I want the Constitution amended so I can marry my raccoon. He's so cute!

It's my right! And then after the coon and I get a divorce, I'd like to marry my guppy (although that neon tetra looks real good after a couple shots...)

Somebody please explain to me why we take these freaks seriously in the first place. They are abhorrent, disgusting perverts with no shame and no self-respect. The fact that they lack moral reference-points should not impute any degradation of what we know to be right and wrong.

I think they should be allowed not to procreate, they should never be allowed to adopt, and every one should be given Dr. Kervorkian's phone number... just in case (like most pus-brained fags) they ever decide they should end it all. In fact, they should.

Gargantua, Free Republic 67 Comments [1/24/2010 5:27:08 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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#1101888
Turtle

Well, I have morals, and I'll bet they're better than yours to boot. I don't generalize groups of people who (as a whole) have never done anything to me as filthy deviants and rant about them.

1/24/2010 6:56:19 PM
#1101915
Berny

Why is it always the slippery slope to bestiality or pedophilia with these fuckwits? Do the words "consenting adults" mean a goddamn thing to you?
A racoon, or any animal cannot consent to anything, neither can a child. Case fucking closed.
And for the record, nobody with an ounce of intellect gives a shit what you repugnant fucktards at Free Republic "think". In fact, it's a stretch to call it "thinking".

1/24/2010 7:52:33 PM
#1101918
refuter of fundy vermin

'Somebody please explain to me why we take these freaks seriously in the first place. They are abhorrent, disgusting perverts with no shame and no self-respect. The fact that they lack moral reference-points should not impute any degradation of what we know to be right and wrong.'

Could have accurately described pretty much all Freepers/conservative Christians.

I think they should be allowed not to procreate, they should never be allowed to adopt, and every one should be given Dr. Kervorkian's phone number... just in case (like most pus-brained fundies) they ever decide they should end it all. In fact, they should.

FIXED.


1/24/2010 7:57:11 PM
#1101946
SleepNeed

It's always a leap to bestiality, pedophilia, or in some cases both with these loons. What is so hard to understand about it will be between two consenting adults are the ones that are will be allowed to marry? It's not like the floodgates will open and people will be allowed to marry their ficus or something.

1/24/2010 9:17:05 PM
#1101950
Zoo

"Somebody please explain to me why we take these freaks seriously in the first place"

Why bother? You don't get it now and you won't get it after we explain it again for the thousandth time.

1/24/2010 9:21:22 PM
#1101965
AIF

formerly atheistinfoxhole but thats cumbersome on a psp

get informed consentt from the racoon and its a done deal

1/24/2010 10:26:43 PM
#1101974
GodotIsWaiting4U

CONSENTING
ADULTS

CONSENTING
ADULTS

CONSENTING
ADULTS

1/24/2010 10:51:31 PM
#1102094


Somebody please explain to me why we take these freaks seriously in the first place. They are abhorrent, disgusting perverts with no shame and no self-respect. The fact that they lack moral reference-points should not impute any degradation of what we know to be right and wrong.

Funny, I am always thinking the same thing about Freepers.

EDIT

Of course everyone thought of this joke already. But it's 100% true so nyeh.



1/25/2010 2:40:13 AM
#1102165
Byne

I want the Constitution amended so I can marry Jesus. He's so perfect!

It's my right! And then after Jesus and I get a divorce, I'd like to marry God (although Mary looks real good after a couple shots...)

Somebody please explain to me why we take these freaks seriously in the first place. They are abhorrent, disgusting perverts with no shame and no self-respect. The fact that they lack moral reference-points should not impute any degradation of what we know to be right and wrong.

I think they should be allowed not to procreate, they should never be allowed to adopt, and every one should be given Dr. Kervorkian's phone number... just in case (like most pus-brained fundies) they ever decide they should end it all. In fact, they should.

Fix'd

1/25/2010 5:06:57 AM
#1102187
Mister Spak

"Somebody please explain to me why we take these freaks seriously in the first place."

That my reaction every time I read a submission to FSTDT.

1/25/2010 6:11:49 AM
#1102234
toth

HAHAH! That's hilarious! Many gay people commit suicide! Hahahahah! They're made to feel inferior and evil by people who make it their business to butt in on their sex lives! Classic!


Go DIAF, Gargantua.

Also, fifty years ago, Gargantua would be saying the EXACT same thing about interracial marriage. And it would make just as little logical sense.

1/25/2010 7:48:37 AM
#1102490
Doubting Thomas

Marrying a consenting adult person of the same gender =/= marrying something of a different species (which presumably wouldn't be able to give consent).

Warning: Slippery slope ahead.

And just because you ban gay marriage doesn't mean that gays won't be having sex. Can the same be said for you and your raccoon?

1/25/2010 11:05:53 AM
#1104987
Dr. Novakaine

I don't see why they should end it all, Gargantua. After all, they have something in their lives that actually matters to them, while you're an utter failure who will never amount to anything because you haven't even got the intelligence of a brick.

1/27/2010 3:27:10 PM
#1276592
sen

Um... you have a pet raccoon?

4/8/2011 11:06:46 AM
#1276594
Anon2

I want the Constitution amended so I can marry my raccoon.

First you'll have to provide a signed declaration from your raccoon that he wants to marry YOU.

You cannot produce this? I hope this gives you a hint that marriage is NOT "shopping for a wife" (although fundie nutjobs seem to view marriage like this). This is NOT about buying personal property.

Marriage is a vow of trust between two adult partners.

4/8/2011 11:18:08 AM
#1276788
Swede

Just as long as the raccoon and the guppy gives informed consent...

Homosexual people want to promise to live together with one person until death do part them, and this shows that they lack moral reference-points?

The only thing different with homosexuals is that they are attracted to people of their gender. What's so freakish, abhorrent, disgusting with this? I seriously don't understand. People are attracted to all kinds of things; blond hair, curvaceous bodies, blue eyes, tall people, muscles, beards. Why is finding a penis more alluring than a vagina so abhorrent?

I'd say a man-eating giant is much more disgusting than homosexuals.

4/9/2011 6:12:30 AM
#1279981
M the Pansexual

Sorry, but I'd much rather that *you* not have children. So you don't pass on your doctrine of hate.

4/18/2011 8:34:24 PM
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