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Quote# 69840

[Re. gays protesting Prop 8]

I want the Constitution amended so I can marry my raccoon. He's so cute!

It's my right! And then after the coon and I get a divorce, I'd like to marry my guppy (although that neon tetra looks real good after a couple shots...)

Somebody please explain to me why we take these freaks seriously in the first place. They are abhorrent, disgusting perverts with no shame and no self-respect. The fact that they lack moral reference-points should not impute any degradation of what we know to be right and wrong.

I think they should be allowed not to procreate, they should never be allowed to adopt, and every one should be given Dr. Kervorkian's phone number... just in case (like most pus-brained fags) they ever decide they should end it all. In fact, they should.

Gargantua, Free Republic 67 Comments [1/24/2010 5:27:08 AM]
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#1101675
Shann

Oh, for the love of...

For the last time, you homophobic, misogynistic, anti-environment, poorly educated fuckwits:

* GLBT =/= sexual abuser of animals, pedophile, or complete and utter lack of sexual morals *

Please stop trying to redefine an entire segment of society based upon your antiquated and evil religious beliefs. I know it gives you great feelings of superiority to be able to shit on other people, but you seem to forget that your own savior was a feminist hippie who loved pretty much everyone and urged you all to do the same.

Also, spreading lies about people you disagree with is anti-Jesus.

One last thing; what other people do in their homes, relationships, etc. (provided they aren't harming themselves, children or animals) is none of your fucking business. It doesn't affect you or your own marriage. Pretending that it does is just another conservative christian lie.

1/24/2010 9:39:28 AM

#1101680
JSS

"I want the Constitution amended so I can marry my raccoon. He's so cute!

It's my right! And then after the coon and I get a divorce, I'd like to marry my guppy (although that neon tetra looks real good after a couple shots...)"


Refer to post #1101567.

"I think they should be allowed not to procreate, they should never be allowed to adopt, and every one should be given Dr. Kervorkian's phone number... just in case (like most pus-brained fags) they ever decide they should end it all. In fact, they should."

I called. He told me you're way overdue for your appointment. Better book it now.

1/24/2010 9:49:08 AM

#1101683
Antichrist

You want to fuck a rabid raccoon, go right ahead. Who the hell am I to try and stop you.

1/24/2010 9:54:32 AM

#1101689
Tyler

I think they should be allowed not to procreate

Um...I don't think they could do that regardless of Prop 8...

1/24/2010 10:08:27 AM

#1101694
Elia

So, in Gargantua's world, there's no such thing as consent, meaning women regularly get raped and that's how they end up marrying. Animals are also regularly targeted because sometimes you're just not in range of another human being when you want sex.

1/24/2010 10:19:25 AM

#1101704


Since humans aren't born with a biological attraction to raccoons or guppies like they are to other humans of one sex or the other, that's a totally invalid comparison, which makes you look even stupider than your bigotry alone. You should probably just shut up.

1/24/2010 10:52:57 AM

#1101716
Murdin

I think they should be allowed not to procreate

Think about it.

If homosexual marriage is allowed, gay people who want to have a "normal" family won't have to live a lie in an heterosexual relationship.
Therefore, they won't have any biological children.
Therefore, homosexuality predisposition genes will spread at a lower rate.
Therefore, homosexuality will decrease.
Therefore, allowing homosexual marriage will save souls from the sin of homosexuality.
Therefore, supporting Proposition 8 should anger the Holy Omnicidal Bearded Sky Fairy and please Satan Claus the Father Christmas of Lies.
Therefore, christian conservatives should be against Proposition 8.

1/24/2010 11:20:30 AM

#1101719
Sisyphus

Make sure the raccoon gets his rabies shot first. You wouldn't want him catching anything nasty from you.

1/24/2010 11:27:41 AM

#1101722
Murdin

Sisyphus : let me give you this Internet.


1/24/2010 11:29:57 AM

#1101727


Well, it's a slippery slope, really...
If we ban gay marriage, we have to ban straight marriage, and from there, marriage to Jesus. (Courtesy of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal).

1/24/2010 11:37:06 AM

#1101734


I guess Gargantua's dick is about the size that would fit in a guppy...

1/24/2010 11:46:41 AM

#1101743
LDM

So, you're into bestiality? Get help, sicko.

1/24/2010 12:15:58 PM

#1101750
myheadhurts

Funny, I feel the same way about you.

1/24/2010 12:32:17 PM

#1101759
Old Viking

Your plan is implausible. Raccoons have high standards.

1/24/2010 12:40:01 PM

#1101764
noJungleKiss

On behalf of the YouTube gay community, die in a fire. I'm not joking.

1/24/2010 12:47:07 PM

#1101781
Kat

You know, analogies don't exactly make for strong arguments.

This especially includes the analogy you used since there is a sterotype that exists between people from rural politically conservative areas and animals.

1/24/2010 1:22:47 PM

#1101788
I Read About The Afterlife

Why do I feel an undercurrent of racism? Maybe it was "the coon"

1/24/2010 1:40:57 PM

#1101814
Aquaria

I think they should be allowed not to procreate

Uh, dude, when you stuff homosexuals so deep in a closet that they have to marry the opposite sex to keep the Christian Taliban fuckwits like you from persecuting them, they tend to reproduce.

1/24/2010 2:26:48 PM

#1101827
Jezebel's Evil Sister

Oh, don't be silly, Gargantua. I'm sure the raccoon and the guppy can each do better than you.

We might be able to set you up with a nice marriage-minded maggot ... IF we can find one willing to lower its standards.

1/24/2010 3:08:08 PM

#1101833
Thejebusfire

I want the Constitution amended so I can marry my raccoon. He's so cute!

Of course you can! As long as your raccoon can say "I do" and sign the marriage contract.

Somebody please explain to me why we take these freaks seriously in the first place.

I don't know why people take you seriously either.

I think they should be allowed not to procreate...

Hey, blame the straights. They're the ones making all the gay babies.

...they should never be allowed to adopt...

So you would rather have children rot in foster homes and orphanges than be in a loving family?

and every one should be given Dr. Kervorkian's phone number

So we can all prank call him?! GOOD IDEA!

just in case (like most pus-brained fags) they ever decide they should end it all. In fact, they should.


No Gargantua, worthless, no brained, pieces of shit like you are the one's who should "end it all".

1/24/2010 3:18:30 PM

#1101840
Thinking Allowed

raccoons and guppies =/= beings that can give consent.

1/24/2010 3:48:17 PM

#1101846
clockworkgirl21

Well, if the raccoon consents...have at it.

1/24/2010 4:10:40 PM

#1101859
Tolpuddle Martyr

It'd never last! The racoon would leave you for someone smarter within six months.

1/24/2010 5:06:07 PM

#1101860
Nowonmai

Once again, a fundie proves they like to fuck animals, rather than a human who loves another human.

1/24/2010 5:09:28 PM

#1101861
Xotan

Casting the first stone?

Got a beam in your eye?

As you would than man would do unto you...???

Is there something insurmountably difficult about the concept of consent, of are you just terminable stupid? Personally, I think it's the latter.

1/24/2010 5:12:17 PM
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