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#1097775
katie5000
You fail. Good day, sir.
Scientists wouldn't keep it around if it didn't work.
EDIT: Oh, and FIRST! XP
1/19/2010 11:58:36 AM
#1097777
Mr Blur
Is this clown actually a real person?
(Yeah, I know he is, but it's hard to believe).
1/19/2010 12:00:44 PM
#1097782
Doctor Whom
If you find the just-so stories in the Bible fun, great, but Bronze-Age mythology is not going to help anyone. It never has. Pick up a science book in between some psalms.
Fixed.
1/19/2010 12:04:02 PM
#1097789
Thrutch
Relativity is the second most useful physics concept (quantum mechanics is the first) and this joker doesn't think it helps anyone.
Let Mr Scruffly ask the US military to do without satnav
1/19/2010 12:08:13 PM
#1097795
Andy is batshit.
I cannot believe he is a real person and dead serious.
Yet he is.
1/19/2010 12:11:06 PM
#1097798
1/19/2010 12:12:36 PM
#1097801
Old Viking
Every so often Andy lets the scientific side of his intellect shine through.
1/19/2010 12:15:42 PM
#1097803
Tyler
Jesus laughs at you Andy.
1/19/2010 12:16:17 PM
#1097807
John
Yeah, just look at all the great innovations and improvements to life coming out of the Middle East nowadays, with half of them majoring in "Islamic Studies". Maybe if you discover oil on your land, you, too, can sit around studying religion all day.
1/19/2010 12:17:17 PM
#1097808
Librarian Isador Akios
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.
1/19/2010 12:17:31 PM
#1097812
werewolf
Well, I'm convinced.
My computer, my GPS, most of the stuff I've been using most of my adult life are just delusions cooked up by my fevered brain.
Gotta see if this bible can get me to Scottsdale from LA tomorrow. It should work, as per Andy.
1/19/2010 12:19:09 PM
#1097818
I guess Andy has never used a GPS receiver in his car.
1/19/2010 12:21:32 PM
#1097824
Without corrections using relativity, GPS would not be accurate enough to be useful.
1/19/2010 12:25:21 PM
#1097838
Lucilius
A thousand years ago, the Middle East led the world in math, science and technology, while Europe languished in religious superstition. Then a surge of fundamentalism silenced rational voices, and handed off a vast body of knowledge to Europeans who slowly realized that actually thinking, as opposed to praying, could vastly improve their lives. The Middle East regressed to its current state of tyrants and gibbering wackos, while Europe dominated the globe.
With this example plainly before us, Andy wants to do it all in reverse.
1/19/2010 12:37:42 PM
#1097843
aaa
This guy makes the timecube guy look perfectly sane.
1/19/2010 12:44:35 PM
#1097864
Mister Spak
*scribbles E=MC2 on every page of Shlaflys bible*
1/19/2010 12:58:40 PM
#1097877
Gawd
Damn. I'm with these other guys wondering whether this is even a real person. Seriously, his shit sounds like Landover Baptist Church.
1/19/2010 1:05:55 PM
#1097948
Anevilmeme
No. Landover Baptist makes more sense than this guy. Poe's Law may break down as the funtards get even crazier.
1/19/2010 1:54:30 PM
#1097953
Night Jaguar
Andy is weapons-grade fundie.
1/19/2010 2:00:08 PM
#1097990
Just because Mommy didn't teach you about it when you were homeschooling doesn't mean it isn't going to "help" you.
1/19/2010 2:37:55 PM
#1097994
BobsOldSocks
"Pick up a Bible in between some equations."
Why on Earth would anyone in their right mind want to do that? The bible is worthless tripe, full of lies and fairy tales.
1/19/2010 2:45:31 PM
#1098021
Reverend Jeremiah
Why should I do that..other than for a good laugh?
1/19/2010 3:06:30 PM
#1098075
PHYSICS FAIL!
Let's see how many things are already improved by relativity:
1 GPS
2 Lasers
3 Satelite Television
4 Satelite Internet
5 Nuclear Energy
6 Providing an understanding of how the universe behaves (Black holes, wormholes, etc.)
Now some possible ways it will help us in the future:
1 Travel to distant planets/galaxies
2 Interplanetary communication
3 Time travel (Potentially, might not happen)
1/19/2010 3:44:56 PM
#1098082
JB Mason
The existence of Andy Schlafly disproves the theory of Intelligent Design.
1/19/2010 3:52:36 PM
#1098155
A Pedant
Andy "Assfly" Schlafly, Ladies and Gentlemen. The curese of Harvard Law's reputation. That the man encourages birther lies on his "encyclopedia" is doubly worse because he was on the editorial panel of Harvard Law Review with Obama (iirc). Seriously, how does someone so anti-reality and anti-education get a graduate degree from one of the world's most prestigious universities?
@#1097818
Of course not, as a true follower of Jesus and literal adherant to his bible assfly long ago sold all his possessions and distributed the money to the poor.
EDIT: Oh, and TWENTY-FIFTH! XP
1/19/2010 4:44:37 PM
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