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#1084000
Old Viking
Really? It's barely noticeable.
12/30/2009 6:27:18 PM
#1084005
Ah so christianity isn't a religion? You mind giving back that tax exemption then? No? Didn't think so.
12/30/2009 6:28:36 PM
#1084006
Ian1732
I have to hand it to them, that it is true that women can't easily come to harm when they're chained to the kitchen counter, while tending to seven babies.
12/30/2009 6:28:40 PM
#1084025
evilred
All the women who were murdered for being "witches" would beg to differ with your opinion...
12/30/2009 6:40:03 PM
#1084035
aaa
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. If i hear this idiotic statement again, i will suplex you and use your spine as a club to beat your other parts to submission.
12/30/2009 6:47:38 PM
#1084060
Trilby
AHahaaha, no.
Have fundies ever read their bible beyond the parts that help them out with their "special" beliefs?
12/30/2009 7:07:13 PM
#1084063
Turtle
As long as they don't show their ankles, or let their hormones show, or try to be equals in a relationship. But after that, they're not women. They're obviously demons.
12/30/2009 7:09:45 PM
#1084064
Orion
Dude, the parts about stoning them were not the good kind of stoned.
12/30/2009 7:12:25 PM
#1084067
JSS
Really now?
12/30/2009 7:17:05 PM
#1084075
myheadhurts
right right the massive slaughter of women in Europe wasn't done by real Christians
12/30/2009 7:22:05 PM
#1084091
Christianity is not a religion..............in Narnia´s world, of course.
12/30/2009 7:34:34 PM
#1084096
As long as she's not some slut who got pregnant out of wedlock and needs an abortion, or a lesbian, or a minority, or a pagan or anything.
12/30/2009 7:38:28 PM
#1084108
Joan of Arc
We need to talk.
12/30/2009 7:47:02 PM
#1084147
Osiris
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
No.
12/30/2009 8:19:07 PM
#1084161
Sisyphus
"[christianity] cherishes, loves and protects women!"
Except for those women who happen to be in possession of a functioning brain.
12/30/2009 8:39:29 PM
#1084164
Vegetable Rights Activist
It's official. These people live in the Bizzaro World, where Atheism is a religion, but Christianity is not. Also, Kent Hovind is the foremost expert in all things science, and Jack Chick is Protestant Pope.
12/30/2009 8:49:04 PM
#1084191
Mudak
This may be my progressive, but decidedly male brain thinking here, but isn't it a little bit patriarchal to think that women need protection in the first place?
12/30/2009 9:16:12 PM
#1084202
the dog
Except for the thousands of wise women who the church called witches and burned at the stake or drowned.
The hundreds of thousands of indigenous women slaughtered while Christianity spread Gods word.
The Millions of women killed in holy wars in the last 2000 years
12/30/2009 9:27:01 PM
#1084219
moose
And let us not forget the Magdalene Asylums....where women were forced into virtual slave labor to make money for the church, usually doing laundry. And this lasted until 1996!!!!
Oh, I am sorry, by placing them in Magdalene Asylums against their will, you were protecting them from themselves!!! It all makes sense now.
12/30/2009 9:51:14 PM
#1084238
Unless it's in the hands of fundamentalists, in which case women are second-class citizens whose only roles in life are to serve men, give birth, and shut the hell up.
12/30/2009 10:30:29 PM
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12/30/2009 10:37:56 PM
#1084251
Elia
This has GOT to be proof of interplanary travel, or communication. This person's stuck in a world that stopped progressing a long time ago, but their outmoded babble has crossed the boundaries of time and space and ended up here.
12/30/2009 10:42:31 PM
#1084253
Table Rock
Have you even opened the cover of your bible? Ever heard the name Eve? Cast out of paradise, forced to suffer pain of child-birth, made subservient to all men... any of this ring a bell? It's the first damn book for fuck sake.
12/30/2009 10:47:40 PM
#1084267
Brenz
Fundie word redefinition project continues.
12/30/2009 11:00:11 PM
#1084291
werewolf
However, to fundie Christians, vaginas are terrifying.
12/30/2009 11:31:31 PM
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