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Quote# 69166

[OP (Original Paranoic?) asks what penalties she would face for not returning census questionnaire]

I personally would fill it out, since I have nothing to hide and realize that "they" will be coming for me & my family eventually anyway. The way I look at it...I'll be with the Lord and no longer stuck in this presently hellish place called earth.

Lara, Watchman's Cry 99 Comments [12/28/2009 9:02:57 AM]
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Submitted By: gaijinlaw
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#1082122
FSMpirate

Looks like SOMEbuddy has way more time on his hands now that mom took his World of Warcraft account down.

12/29/2009 7:02:36 AM

#1082129
Deftera

bbq burrito, I've been on this site for months and had 4 quotes posted up. I'm hardly going to do that then call for myself to be IP blocked.

12/29/2009 7:29:23 AM

#1082142
Anon-e-moose

"I personally would fill it out, since I have nothing to hide and realize that "they" will be coming for me & my family eventually anyway."

A Census form != 'The Mark'

Tinfoil hat-wearer much, Lara?

12/29/2009 7:59:05 AM

#1082183
Chancellor Gorkon

WTF is going on in here?

Also, toasting in epic bread.

12/29/2009 8:49:33 AM

#1082563
Almafeta

WMDKitty: 13 USC Sec. 221

TITLE 13 - CENSUS
CHAPTER 7 - OFFENSES AND PENALTIES

SUBCHAPTER II - OTHER PERSONS

Sec. 221. Refusal or neglect to answer questions; false answers

(a) Whoever, being over eighteen years of age, refuses or willfully neglects, when requested by the Secretary, or by any other authorized officer or employee of the Department of Commerce or bureau or agency thereof acting under the instructions of the Secretary or authorized officer, to answer, to the best of his knowledge, any of the questions on any schedule submitted to him in connection with any census or survey provided for by subchapters I, II, IV, and V of chapter 5 of this title, applying to himself or to the family to which he belongs or is related, or to the farm or farms of which he or his family is the occupant, shall be fined not more than $100.

(b) Whoever, when answering questions described in subsection (a) of this section, and under the conditions or circumstances described in such subsection, willfully gives any answer that is false, shall be fined not more than $500.

(In other words: Don't answer, $100. Lie, $500. Mostly, it's to prevent election-rigging - i.e., Republicans in a blue state not answering the census so red states earn more electoral votes, or vice versa.)

12/29/2009 10:19:54 AM

#1082609
Thorn

Trolling is a art, any twat can repeat copy paste till everyone is sick of you. It's trolling if you're a stupid person.

12/29/2009 11:41:24 AM

#1082611
Thorn

Trolling is a art, any twat can repeat copy paste till everyone is sick of you. It's trolling if you're a stupid person.

12/29/2009 11:42:04 AM

#1082776
bbq burrito

@deftera: I was just kidding :)

12/29/2009 12:57:25 PM

#1082935
torako

what the fuck?

12/29/2009 2:53:46 PM

#1082952


@fuck u - you're back <3






now leave again.

12/29/2009 4:17:29 PM

#1082955
Elm

Goddamn!! The fuck is with this pathetic little shithead that is spamming these boards.

Dude, fuck off you aren't impressing anybody and nobody cares, all you are is an annoying little shit.

To Lara, go ahead and not take the census, just don't whine when there are more liberals in office than what you care for.

12/29/2009 4:40:15 PM

#1083183
breakerslion

Sara? (http://jesusdog.blogspot.com) Is that you fucking with this site? Or is is it one of your other friends at the institution that's about to lose their Internet privileges?

12/29/2009 7:02:23 PM

#1083413
Smilodon

You know, I used to feel this way. But then I got Zoloft and became better.

12/29/2009 7:34:12 PM

#1083506
Tyler

Are we getting some fundy bots or something cuz a lot of these recent comments have a shit-ton of comments saying nothing but bullshit.

12/29/2009 10:15:47 PM

#1083519
Ryuutchi

Isn't this recent spambot more of a RSTDT?

12/29/2009 11:24:56 PM

#1083630


My theory on this is that as fundies they feel they are in a world where religion seems to matter less and less in daily life. I'm not saying less people believe in God or anything, since i have no figures, but people separate their religious beliefs and their lives more and more. This gives them the feeling that they are among the few true believers left and so it seems almost reasonable to them that the government would want to eradicate the last few Christians in order to silence them. It's almost a mental condition that they se themselves as so important, when in fact the opposite appears to be true.

12/30/2009 8:11:22 AM

#1083833
louislois

Nice to see the mods deleted all the Spammer's posts.

@ Lara:

How's things in Fundyland? You know, the census is only one of many ways the gov'ment is trying to spy on you. They also put tiny little spy robots in the drinking water supply. I suggest you go dig a well in your backyard for your own protection.

12/30/2009 2:09:25 PM

#1083989
Mrs. Antichrist

Yeah, religion sure has improved your life. Feel the joy.

12/30/2009 6:07:40 PM

#1084325
Brenz

These people do all the things you and I do every day: they go to the supermarket, pick their kids up for soccer practice, and fill out government forms.

The only difference is in all of these things, they see portents that one day soon, government thugs will kick in their door, demand they renounce their faith, and then shoot them in the head.

That's really creepy.

12/31/2009 12:04:48 AM

#1084627


You know this census scare might should be encouraged, seriously. Think about it, if stupid people don't fill it out then they will be under-represented by the result when compared with how intelligent people are represented.

12/31/2009 1:12:45 PM

#1084771
bbq burrito

Woot! the biggest!

12/31/2009 5:00:42 PM

#1084916
NonProphet

FSTDT, with a side of CTSTDT. Delicious.

1/1/2010 12:13:15 AM

#1086468
Falyne

It was rather amusing to read over the 4 pages of comments about how there were some absurd number of pages of comments.

Kinda wish I'd seen the original troll, just out of curiosity...

1/3/2010 9:17:05 AM

#1086494
Caretaker

@ Falyne - in total agreement, and slightly crestfallen that I missed the big brouhaha.

1/3/2010 10:24:24 AM
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