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#1080716
Tom S. Fox
Are you sure the lord would want to have you with him after you insulted his creation?
12/28/2009 9:07:53 AM
#1080718
It's just a Census form. This country has conducted a national census every ten years since independence; it's used for Congressional reapportionment. That's all. Nothing to be scared of.
And why do you hate Earth, anyhow? Do you believe your god would create something "hellish?"
12/28/2009 9:08:55 AM
#1080723
spaceamoeba
You think your life is hell?
Where are you typing from this anyway, the comfort of your own home? The very fact you own a computer suggests you are not that poor or desperate or suffering, etc.
12/28/2009 9:21:14 AM
#1080726
CFSTDT
12/28/2009 9:30:33 AM
#1080727
12/28/2009 9:30:47 AM
#1080734
The FBI is controlling your thoughts via your toaster.
Oh boy, the job I just applied for is going to be funnnn!
I can just see it now...
Me: Hello, I'm here for the 2010 census and...
Lara: I know who you are, your with the FBI to spy on me! The light on my toaster told me so!
Me: Uhh, what?
Lara: Obama sent you to spy on me!
Me: No this happens every 10 years and it was going on well before Obama...
Lara: STOP BUZZING MY HOUSE WITH YOUR BLACK HELICOPTERS!!!
Then she will slam the door in my face. I of course will take that as an opportunity to scoot on out of there, before she returns with a shotgun.
12/28/2009 9:40:51 AM
#1080739
Ken
In 2000, my parents showed me the census form. It was harmless. So, twelve-year-old me raised as a right-wing fundamentalist could tell you you're full of shit.
12/28/2009 9:48:18 AM
#1080740
Mudak
Hmmmmm... The most succinct definition if hell that I've ever heard from a believer -- not a fundie mind you, but someone who never could really relate much to me for my nontheism -- was that hell is any place that doesn't have god.
So you admit that there's no god here right now? It's a step forward, I've got to admit...
12/28/2009 9:50:04 AM
#1080759
CailinBan
"They" will NOT be coming for you, you silly woman, unless "they" refers to those funny white men in their funny white coats.
12/28/2009 10:05:48 AM
#1080761
I would encourage all loonie fringe fundies to throw away their census questionnaires. That way they'll lose congressional seats.
12/28/2009 10:09:25 AM
#1080765
Dr. Razark
The penalty:
You and your right-wing nutjob neighbors decide not to submit the census form. Your congressional district ends up being merged with another district because your district no longer has enough population.
The really funny part is when your republican congressman gets replaced by a liberal because you can't fill out your census form.
By the way- they're not after you. They don't even know you exist. You are beneath their notice.
12/28/2009 10:12:01 AM
#1080780
Moondog
Because of privacy laws, everything that's on Census forms is aggregated for a total or average of various statistics- population (and gain or loss), household income, poverty level, education, etc. No one will find out anything about any individual. But, if you want to toss, yours, be my guest. Tell everyone at your church to do the same. Sensible states will gain in Congress at the expense of the babble belt. Future judges won't have to go through a pro-life litmus test. Anti gay-marriage bills won't even be considered, as they will be satisfying a tiny fringe.
12/28/2009 10:28:57 AM
#1080784
Papabear
Why wait? Why not die now? Failing that, you COULD get some professional psychiatric treatment for you paranoia and depression.
12/28/2009 10:35:45 AM
#1080787
C_V
christ on a fuckstick, talk about your first world problems. lady, if the census is the worst thing you have to worry about then STFU and STFD.
12/28/2009 10:41:27 AM
#1080814
Hey Lara, Walmart has a sale on Reynold's Wrap.
12/28/2009 11:18:03 AM
#1080830
Doubting Thomas
If you think that life on earth is so hellish, then why don't you end it and be with your lord?
12/28/2009 11:30:07 AM
#1080833
Osiris
This is the height of Christian arrogance. The belief you matter so much, that every government on Earth is after you.
12/28/2009 11:33:17 AM
#1080841
aaa
Never underestimate the power of bliss.
12/28/2009 11:35:46 AM
#1080917
Census, coming for you since the world is civilised................(this guy thinks that all the census are done like in times of Jesus. Innocent!!!)
12/28/2009 12:47:25 PM
#1080953
GodotIsWaiting4U
"They" are not coming. The government has taken a census periodically for its entire span. They are not coming for you.
12/28/2009 12:56:09 PM
#1080961
Mister Spak
The sooner you are with the lord the less hellish earth will be.
12/28/2009 1:06:45 PM
#1080963
spam attacks solve everything, eh?
12/28/2009 1:08:11 PM
#1080980
solomongrundy
You sit at your computer in your centrally heated/air conditioned house in the richest nation on earth with a refrigerator full of food, clean water on tap and modern sanitation and tell yourself you're persecuted and suffering because the government needs to know how big the population is?
You don't begin to understand the concept of suffering.
12/28/2009 1:27:41 PM
#1080981
Old Viking
Yes, they are coming for you. What? You mean the government? Oh.
12/28/2009 1:28:18 PM
#1081022
Freethink
@solomongrundy:
My apologies to you. I appreciate your comment and the image that went with it:
I WAS REALLY TRYING TO MAKE A POINT HERE. UNFORTUNATELY MR F.U. TROLL TOOK OVER THIS SUBJECT. THEREFORE I AM REMOVING THE COMMENT TO BE SAVED FOR ANOTHER TIME WHEN THIS IDIOT IS GONE OR BANNED FROM HERE. THERE MUST BE A WAY TO STOP HIM. YES, I KNOW THIS IS ALL CAPS, YES I AM ANGRY, YES, I HOPE HE GETS CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME OR HIS COMPUTER DIES! HE'S ALREADY BRAIN DEAD! WHAT AN EFFIN JERK!
12/28/2009 2:03:08 PM
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