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Quote# 69086

I know what you are feeling. I had an addiction to masturbation before I became saved. The Lord personally stepped in and helped me stop it for good. Satan tempted me with it many times as well after I quit, but what kept me away from it was my desire to honor God more than do things that displeased Him. My advice to you is pray to the Lord to protect you and give you strength. Remember that we are in Christ, and we are to live to be like Him. You don't want to give Satan something to be happy about, you want him to lose. The longer you stay away from it, the less he will tempt you with it, and the "feeling" of it will start fading faster.

OED40, RR 88 Comments [12/29/2009 8:18:50 AM]
Fundie Index: 43
Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
WTF?! || meh
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#1083025
dingo

you know, he has a point - you can get addicted to masturbation. but hey, all things in moderation, right?

12/29/2009 5:10:55 PM

#1083074
Panz

I dunno what's sadder, the fundie, or the troll. It's like seeing a suffering animal, you just wanna shoot it to save it more pain...in this case it'd be to appear less stupid

12/29/2009 5:11:59 PM

#1083136
Large Hardon Collider

^^ i'd like to think you made a bot or you're just click-happy, but the quality of your post says you're probably incapable of making a bot, and the post-timestamps say you need to get outside more

12/29/2009 5:29:30 PM

#1083180
Orion

Come on spammer, couldn't even get it up for 1000 comments? Weak.

12/29/2009 6:49:41 PM

#1083184
DatabaseError

It looks like somebody just discovered iMacros. Damn, that's a heaping pile of spam.

Edit: Also a very, very bad attempt at trolling. You want to see real trolls in action? Watch a /i/ raid in progress some time. They can knock entire websites on their asses in a matter of hours. And that's before they bring the site down with the Low Orbit Ion Cannon.

12/29/2009 7:06:30 PM

#1083425
COVIZAPIBETEFOKY

Come on spammer, couldn't even get it up for 10000 comments? Weak.

12/29/2009 8:31:34 PM

#1083484
Ian1732

What the fuck is with this Spam?

12/29/2009 9:09:42 PM

#1083508
Jon

This thread is filled with eggs, bacon, sausage, and...you know.

12/29/2009 10:39:56 PM

#1083510
epsilon

Jon wins the thread

12/29/2009 10:43:31 PM

#1083514
12/29/2009 11:14:50 PM

#1083522


FUCKING SPAMMERS!!!

12/29/2009 11:40:36 PM

#1083527
Sasha

Well, at least she's stopped calling herself "fuck u." Perhaps she'll continue to sober up and realize what a fool she's making of herself. So sad, really.

12/30/2009 12:04:12 AM

#1083532
Tina

That's a chick spamming?

12/30/2009 12:19:42 AM

#1083534
pfft

about time fstdt fixed that duplicate post issue eh?

some script kiddie (or more likely a click kiddie has gone nuts).

12/30/2009 12:24:52 AM

#1083545
Orion

I do so love that I inspired our spammer to man up and reach the mighty goal of 1000 posts.

Tell me, are you always this easy to manipulate?

12/30/2009 1:11:41 AM

#1083551


Mods, give us this person's IP please...

12/30/2009 2:26:56 AM

#1083563
Mihangel apYrs

I really would like to know why a sexless, spiritual being (aka "God") takes so much interest in the harmless sexual activities of his pets, but has said nothing about genocide etc

12/30/2009 4:12:24 AM

#1083567
Anon-e-moose

"The Lord personally stepped in and helped me stop it for good"

If you want to increase your chances of contracting prostate cancer - one of the biggest causes of death in males (testicular cancer being the no.1), fine.

It's been clinically proven that masturbating regularly reduces said chances of prostate cancer by at least 80%

Enjoy your (C)Rapture. Or your slow agonising death. Whichever comes first. No sweat off my bollocks. Either way, you're put out of my misery.

12/30/2009 4:35:50 AM

#1083595


All Americans are cunts. All atheists are arseholes. All teenagers are whiny little shits. FSTDT is run by and for American atheist teenagers.

Case closed.

12/30/2009 6:34:59 AM

#1083597


[citation needed] for above comment.

12/30/2009 6:48:32 AM

#1083611
Narwhalman

@#1083595


12/30/2009 7:28:14 AM

#1083619
JohnTheAtheist

Jesus hung out with whores.

12/30/2009 7:45:19 AM

#1083624
COVIZAPIBETEFOKY

Duplicate post is fixed?

MUST TEST THIS THEORY.

12/30/2009 7:56:20 AM

#1083625
COVIZAPIBETEFOKY

Duplicate post is fixed?

MUST TEST THIS THEORY.

edit: haha, test failed!

12/30/2009 7:56:25 AM

#1083691


*sorry, mistaken post.*

12/30/2009 11:09:59 AM
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