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Quote# 69086

I know what you are feeling. I had an addiction to masturbation before I became saved. The Lord personally stepped in and helped me stop it for good. Satan tempted me with it many times as well after I quit, but what kept me away from it was my desire to honor God more than do things that displeased Him. My advice to you is pray to the Lord to protect you and give you strength. Remember that we are in Christ, and we are to live to be like Him. You don't want to give Satan something to be happy about, you want him to lose. The longer you stay away from it, the less he will tempt you with it, and the "feeling" of it will start fading faster.

OED40, RR 88 Comments [12/29/2009 8:18:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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#1082162
Me

LOL!

12/29/2009 8:24:17 AM

#1082166
Einherjar

Ah, fundy sexual repression at it's best/worst.

12/29/2009 8:28:17 AM

#1082169
Swede

"You don't want to give Satan something to be happy about"
Nope, I want to give ME something to be happy about.
Plus, it's very relaxing when you suffer from insomnia.

12/29/2009 8:33:22 AM

#1082171
Phloom

90% of all men claim to masturbate, the other 10% are liars.

12/29/2009 8:37:00 AM

#1082173


I guess they're lucky they're not being taught that it's eeevil to go the bathroom or eat when they have a "feeling" that they need to.

12/29/2009 8:38:45 AM

#1082176


Yeah, God wants you to have unfresh sperm and prostate cancer!

12/29/2009 8:39:29 AM

#1082180


Pathetic and disturbing.

12/29/2009 8:43:30 AM

#1082181
Whore of Spamylon

@Swede

I know, otherwise it is painful to sleep when you lay on your belly.

12/29/2009 8:43:35 AM

#1082184
breakerslion

Christianity: Sublimating sexual ecstasy into delusional religious ecstasy for 16 centuries and counting!

12/29/2009 8:50:26 AM

#1082186
Pule Thamex

But why would somebody masturbate their mind with fantasy to such an extent so as to completely alleviate the dreaded symptoms of reality. The cultish authorities are like porn peddlers and the sheepish followers are like porn consumers. Of course, all would be well if that consumption was moderate but the cultish drones tend to over-indulgence.

And let's not bring that utter wimp Satan into this, he couldn't make a flea fart. Anyone who allows themselves to come under the sway of Satan must be a particularly weak-willed or clueless individual.

12/29/2009 8:55:44 AM

#1082190


"The Lord told me it's bad to masturbate, so now I just sit on RR talking shit about people I hate instead!" LOL

12/29/2009 9:04:09 AM

#1082436
Quantum Mechanic

Happy prostate cancer.

12/29/2009 9:28:11 AM

#1082481
misshani

@i love masterbating: Okay, OED40, we know it's you. We get it. 9_9

"You don't want to give Satan something to be happy about"

Named his penis "Satan"? Now that's a true fundie.

12/29/2009 9:45:55 AM

#1082517
Doubting Thomas

"The longer you stay away from it, the less he will tempt you with it, and the "feeling" of it will start fading faster."

Um, no it doesn't work that way. Usually the more you do it the less you'll want to do it until the feelings build up later. It's kind of like a pressure valve on a steam engine. Best to let some steam off once in a while instead of letting the whole thing blow up.

And as long as you're not masturbating 10 times a day or in public or any other inappropriate places/times, there's nothing wrong with it. In fact, it prevents prostate cancer and keeps people from unhealthy sexual behavior like sex with random partners.

12/29/2009 10:04:53 AM

#1082564


I see that someone on here has a severe case of ADHD

12/29/2009 10:23:16 AM

#1082568
spaceamoeba

Oh no not that Troll again. *cries*

Go back under the bridge troll.

12/29/2009 10:29:28 AM

#1082580


One of the things he or she doesn´t realise is that to our body, the chemicals we release during those sessions are the same with the coital regular ones. That´s why, later on, they have problems in their wedding night. Ok, don´t masturbate if you don´t want to, but don´t mingle Satan and the such because, well, you´ll see what happens with your willy.

12/29/2009 11:01:27 AM

#1082594
Shann

@ #1082564:

I was going to say OCD...and The Stupid. This particular spammer is suffering devastating incompetence due to being infected with a terminal case of The Stupid.

Sadly, there doesn't seem to be a cure.

Isn't there a way to block his ISP?

12/29/2009 11:17:47 AM

#1082599
Marsten

Sounds like he needs to jack off.

12/29/2009 11:22:11 AM

#1082601
Serph-no-Okami

@Spammer: If you like it so much, go do it instead of spamming! Sheesh...

And on topic: Masturbation can be relaxing (it literally takes the pressure off) and I'm willing to bet it keeps a lot of men who don't regularly get some from jumping the first women they see. Besides, it reduces the chance of prostate cancer so you even have a good excuse!

And we all know that 95% of men masturbate and the other 5% are liars.

12/29/2009 11:22:57 AM

#1082606
A Nonny Moose

I... think it might be time for a captcha on this site.

As for the post... yeah, I don't believe him, at all, that he's stopped.

12/29/2009 11:32:14 AM

#1082612


Would it be counterproductive to tell the spammer to go fuck himself?

12/29/2009 11:42:31 AM

#1082620
Apocraphy

Its this cunt again

12/29/2009 11:54:39 AM

#1082621
Apocraphy

Its this cunt again

12/29/2009 11:55:10 AM

#1082691
wtf dude

10 bucks says the spammer is a Rapture Retard.

12/29/2009 12:03:19 PM
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