Quote# 69075
Anyways, to the topic of Kent Hovind, I don't know any "facts" as I did not do the investigation, prosecution, defending, or deliberating, or was involved in any way and I know none of you people have either unless you can prove it otherwise. What makes you people have any right to say anything? It would be like if your pants slipped off when you were tying up the cow's leg to prevent it from kicking the milk bucket and your wife walked in. Well guess who knows for a fact what happend?
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Pharyngula 60 Comments [12/26/2009 8:52:13 AM]
Fundie Index: 52
Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Gypsin
lol. nice analogy XD
12/30/2009 11:39:36 PM
#1084649
If it was someone that you didn't like, you'd be all over them even if it were obviously an empty case.
12/31/2009 1:51:36 PM
#1093193
She'd know that it's high time for you to either get pants that fit or to get a friggin' belt already.
1/12/2010 4:03:43 PM
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6/26/2010 11:13:15 AM
#1172064
It would be like if your pants slipped off when you were tying up the cow's leg to prevent it from kicking the milk bucket and your wife walked in.
The murder of an old joke aside, my pants don't usually "slip off", but even if they did while I was about to milk a cow and my wife stepped in, I assure you the first thought in her mind wouldn't be that I was being intimate with the damn thing. Your wife, on the other hand, may hold a different opinion, based on her previous expirience with your life choices.
6/26/2010 12:17:19 PM
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7/26/2010 1:33:17 PM
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Night Jaguar
You fundies use the strangest analogies.
10/31/2011 6:54:25 PM
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Joel
Just because you do not know the facts of the case does not mean no one does. Do some investigation before talking about it.
11/24/2012 11:35:19 PM
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Justanotheratheist
Nice analogy, dude. One could almost suspect that this actually happened to you.
Though what the fuck any of it has to do with Hovind being banged up for tax evasion is beyond me.
11/25/2012 1:38:17 AM
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Dr.Shrinker
The objective facts are readily available for review, consideration and evaluation.
Of course, if you were inclined to do that, you wouldn't be a creationist and therefore you wouldn't be defending Mr. Hovind.
11/25/2012 8:09:20 AM
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