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Because there was a public trial and the evidence found him guilty beyond reasonable doubt.
12/26/2009 5:08:21 PM
I don't know any "facts"
We could tell.
12/26/2009 5:30:31 PM
Anyways, to the topic of Kent Hovind, I don't know any "facts"
You should have stopped right there.
12/26/2009 6:06:39 PM
Dr Hovind raped a cow too?
12/26/2009 6:09:31 PM
Depending on what the guy was on only the cow knows for certain
12/26/2009 6:22:32 PM
So you admit you know nothing about it, and then go on to claim what it's "like"...you didn't do well in school, did you? I mean it's not like anyone can look this shit up online or anything....oh wait
12/26/2009 6:24:59 PM
STOP BEING SO AWESOME! It's scary. :<
12/26/2009 8:32:56 PM
refuter of fundy vermin
As if YOU have the right to say anything, fucktard. Berny said it best. The undisputed FACTS are that Hovind tried to hide income from the IRS, was found GUILTY of doing the same & got jail for it, and the evidence - a matter of record - speaks volumes about the crook that Hovind is.
12/26/2009 10:07:32 PM
But he wasn't in a position where it looked like he was fucking a cow. He was in a position where it looked like he was cheating on his taxes. And he was. The evidence clearly demonstrated it. So you lose.
And I bet that cow story came from your personal experience. Or at least it's the story you told your wife.
12/27/2009 12:53:44 AM
Large Hardon Collider
C'mon, seriously. That analogy is too much for a Freudian slip... Poe, anyone?
12/27/2009 1:37:51 AM
Well the reason the jury didn't by that story is that metaphorically he has his dick in the cow.
12/27/2009 6:44:23 AM
Anyways, to the topic of Kent Hovind, I don't know any "facts" as I did not do the investigation, prosecution, defending, or deliberating, or was involved in any way
Then you are not qualified to make statements of fact about those who are aware of the facts presented in the Hovind case.
and I know none of you people have either unless you can prove it otherwise.
The facts of Hovind's case are public knowledge and anyone who wishes to can read the relavent facts of the case. The fact that you didn't bother to read them and chose to remain willfully ignorant doesn't mean that everybody else did, or that you are qualified to determine whether someone did or did not peruse those facts.
What makes you people have any right to say anything?
A little thing called freedom of speech. What makes you think you have the right to question someone ability to speak on on any subject they wish?
Well guess who knows for a fact what happend?
As I said before, trials are not closed or secret affairs. The evidence presented by the prosecution and the defense is availible, and the deliberations of the jury are inconsequential since the verdict that they rendered was unanimous.
It's not like Kent Hovind accidentily commited fraud and no one will believe him, Hovind and his wife engaged in well documented actions which show a clear and recognizible pattern of intent to commit fraud.
12/27/2009 6:46:50 AM
The people of the court have the right to say anything about legal, and illegal, matter. The fact that little Kent is in prison shows that there is some evidence that he is guilty of those 58 federal counts.
Giesch, that foto of Kent on Wikipedia made me cringe. He looks just like a "used car" salesman, you know the truly bad ones, who'd sell you one with fresh paint and a missing motor.
If you quit hurting the cow while milking, she might quit kicking the bucket. Plus, most farmers these days have automatic milking machines, no buckets to kick.
12/27/2009 6:54:38 AM
I dare not use the old, "Oops, my pants slipped off", one again.
12/27/2009 8:56:23 AM
God Is Real Unless Declared Integer
I don't know Kent Hovind (being the innocnt, young mainland-European that I am) but tax fraud is often a pretense by governments (including the American one during the prohibition) to get rid of people, they could not get any other way.
12/27/2009 12:04:57 PM
Anyways, to the topic of Kent Hovind, I don't know any "facts"...
Ok, STFU now!
12/27/2009 1:32:00 PM
I know none of you people have either unless you can prove it otherwise.
Hovind's lies and factual errors are well documented all over the Internet. Here's one: "... did you know that human Cytochrom [sic] C is closest to a sunflower? So really the sunflowers are our closest relative folks." (transcript of Hovind seminar) It's not hard to verify that human cytochrome C is identical to chimpanzee cytochrome C and differs from sunflower cytochrome C by quite a bit.
12/27/2009 2:31:22 PM
I just showed this to my mother, who spent part of her childhood on a farm, and she's laughing so hard she's got the hiccups.
12/27/2009 10:13:47 PM
It would be like if your pants slipped off when you were tying up the cow's leg to prevent it from kicking the milk bucket and your wife walked in.
This excuse didn't work on your wife and it certainly isn't going to work on me, UakUak.
12/27/2009 10:53:53 PM
"I don't know any "facts""
Fundies generally don't.
12/28/2009 6:23:33 AM
Translation: "Kent Hovind preaches what I believe, so who cares what crimes he may or may not have committed? Let him out of prison so he can continue to try to disprove evolution. And by the way, I've had numerous sexual thoughts about ol' Bossie out in the barn."
12/28/2009 8:35:30 AM
"I don't know any "facts"
Because to paraphrase Jack Nicholson in "A Few Good Men", 'You can't handle the facts!'
"What makes you people have any right to say anything?"
Oh, just the simple fact that I pay my taxes like everyone else means I have the right to pass judgement on a dickheaded, subhuman, not 'Rendering unto Caesar that which is Caesar's', huckstering snake-oil merchant of a religious freak.
"It would be like if your pants slipped off"
Because I pay my taxes, that means it's not my trousers that are slipping off whenever Bubba returns from the gym, dripping in sweat and testosterone, wanting to use me as his bitch & cumdumpster tonight, just as he'll be doing to ol' Kentypoos every night for the next ten years.
"Well guess who knows for a fact what happend?"
What happend? Well, guess what? Kentypoos gets his circle widened by his friends. And that's a fact.
12/28/2009 10:50:47 AM
In this case, the cow does, and your wife has an inkling after it happened that second time.
12/28/2009 7:15:13 PM
@John_In_Oz: I never thought I would read the phrase, "metaphorically he has his dick in the cow".
12/30/2009 8:37:11 AM
@Sisyphus: "I'm very concerned about the dignity and virginity of UakUak's cows. *looks up number for SPCA*"
Er, if the cow is giving milk I don't think you could reasonably expect it to still be a virgin. Not unless its calf's father was God.
12/30/2009 10:02:46 AM
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