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Anyways, to the topic of Kent Hovind, I don't know any "facts" as I did not do the investigation, prosecution, defending, or deliberating, or was involved in any way and I know none of you people have either unless you can prove it otherwise. What makes you people have any right to say anything? It would be like if your pants slipped off when you were tying up the cow's leg to prevent it from kicking the milk bucket and your wife walked in. Well guess who knows for a fact what happend?

UakUak, Pharyngula 60 Comments [12/26/2009 8:52:13 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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#1079547
Berny

Fact: Kent Hovind tried to hide income from the IRS, something of which they're known to take a dim view.
Fact: He was convicted of tax evasion and sentenced to jail.
Fact: All of the evidence is in the public record. Look it up.
If you are trying to make the argument that not everything is as it looks with your "cow and bucket" reference, that's why investigators research things before laying charges that have to then be proven in court.
Hovind is a lying sack of shit who got what he deserved. Case closed.

12/26/2009 9:03:21 AM

#1079550
Chamale

Again with the fundie focus on bestiality. Odd, isn't it?

12/26/2009 9:07:12 AM

#1079555
phed

you just gotta love the analogy this dude used...

12/26/2009 9:12:02 AM

#1079556
Kat

So in other words, as long as he is defending your beliefs, it doesn't matter what kind of person he is character wise.

While I understand people can screw up big time and pay the price for it, if the person is showing an unrepentant pattern of behavior, you have to take notice and not just ignore it.

12/26/2009 9:12:57 AM

#1079560
Philbert McAdamia

@ Chamale
Again with the fundie focus on bestiality. Odd, isn't it?

With a little B&D thrown in, too. Was the cow wearing fish net stockings?
Was UakUak?

12/26/2009 9:16:06 AM

#1079565
Canadiest

Your wife caught you then?

As for Kents days in court, it's documented and researchable on this very internet. He lied right up to the conviction, claimed special religious right that he never applied for or never existed, has been attempting frivolous lawsuits since.

That you don't want the truth is obvious

12/26/2009 9:26:46 AM

#1079569
Canadiest

And as usual the analogy doesn't work. For Hovind, the courts or those talking about the case.It's obviously just your attempt to play innocent victim in comparing your situation with Kents trying to screw the IRS

12/26/2009 9:31:36 AM

#1079573


There is a verdict from a court house, which of course, you didn´t hear about.

12/26/2009 9:37:58 AM

#1079584
Anevilmeme

"I don't know any 'facts'......."

Then learn the facts or STFU!

12/26/2009 10:01:26 AM

#1079586


Why does it always come back to bestiality with you people?

12/26/2009 10:03:26 AM

#1079594
Caustic Gnostic

No facts, big noise. Just like the hovind.

12/26/2009 10:14:02 AM

#1079606


lol

I might could buy the pants slipping off bit, but you dick being stuck IN the cow is a whole nother story....

12/26/2009 10:32:15 AM

#1079609
Katsuro

WTF? Why would you even use that analogy? How could you even think up that analogy?

12/26/2009 10:35:16 AM

#1079612
aaa

Tax evasion is still a serious felony, kid.

12/26/2009 10:37:54 AM

#1079629


It would be like if your pants slipped off when you were tying up the cow's leg to prevent it from kicking the milk bucket and your wife walked in.

Lol! I wonder if this is based on a true story.

12/26/2009 11:01:31 AM

#1079639
Osiris

Translation: I'm a god damn ignoramus so you can't prove anything to me I won't like because I'll just ignore it.

12/26/2009 11:10:29 AM

#1079643
MK

And these are the same people who defend the Bible's stories as "100% reliable eye-witness accounts."

12/26/2009 11:15:27 AM

#1079652
Sisyphus

I'm very concerned about the dignity and virginity of UakUak's cows. *looks up number for SPCA*

12/26/2009 11:40:05 AM

#1079656
ConCat

I usually button my pants when I'm working with farm animals.

12/26/2009 11:52:15 AM

#1079657
Papabear

Except that we DO know plenty of the facts.

12/26/2009 11:52:51 AM

#1079672
lexityler

Simple: buy better pants.

12/26/2009 12:20:12 PM

#1079698
Old Viking

An understanding wife wouldn't mind as long as you can demonstrate that there's no emotional involvement.

12/26/2009 1:10:07 PM

#1079750


What makes you people have any right to say anything?

The 1st Ammendment, bitch. Learn it. Know it. Live it.

12/26/2009 2:31:17 PM

#1079777


Your analogy tells us waaay more about you than you realize.

This reminds me of people who still defend OJ Simpson, despite the trail of his blood, clothing and footprints from the murder scene straight to his bedroom: "You weren't there to see it, how do you know he's really guilty?"

We know from the evidence, fundie, we know.

12/26/2009 2:54:08 PM

#1079833
The Jamo

Well guess who knows for a fact what happend?

Is the answer "Jesus"? Because if it is I will personally find you and punch you in the face.

12/26/2009 4:17:44 PM
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