Quote# 69040

Some twenty years of investigating claims that the the Earth rotates on an axis and orbits the Sun, and that the universe began evolving 15 billion years ago and is 15 billion light years thick, have left me without the slightest doubt:
a) That The Earth Is Not Moving;
b) That the Bible’s repeated declarations that it is the Sun that moves and not the Earth are absolutely accurate;
c) That the Big Bang Model ruling today’s cosmology is handcuffed to the Copernican Heliocentricity Model;
d) That both of these Models are built solely on contra-scientific assumptions held together by occult mathematics and fraudulent use of computerized technology
e) That those deceptive and vulnerable assumptions now undergird the entirety of modern man’s "knowledge"
f) That both the Heliocentricity and the Big Bang Models represent the fulfillment of a "creation scenario" of Kabbalic Judaism masquerading as "science"
g) That the purpose of this hidden religious agenda has been to destroy the "creation scenario" of the Bible and thereby destroy the credibility of the rest of the Bible right on through Jesus and the New Testament....
h) That the time for all who love truth over deception to give this issue their most careful and prayerful attention is now. This is especially true for all Christians who realize that their religion stands or falls on the the restoration of the absolute credibility of the Bible. This Biblical non-moving Earth issue alone can force that restoration and expose all the lies now connected with evolution-based false science (I Tim. 6:20,21).

Marshall Hall, Fixed Earth 73 Comments [12/26/2009 5:24:53 AM]
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Percy Q. Shunn

What
The
Fuck

That is one gigantic wall of stupid.

Marshall Hall = willfully ignorant

12/26/2009 5:54:35 AM

Vanilla Bear

Ya know, sometimes I think I'm not that bright, and then I come across something like this...

12/26/2009 6:12:45 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Show us an equation that supports this.

Show us one single fucking equation.

12/26/2009 6:17:07 AM

aaa

You make the timecube guy look sane.

12/26/2009 6:33:31 AM

Mudak

This has got to be a Poe. Please, somebody, confirm...

12/26/2009 6:56:06 AM

nazani14

Issac Newton's fundie heart is broken.

12/26/2009 7:37:22 AM

CrazyHappyNinja

C'mon, this has to be a joke. No-one can really believe this stuff and have such an ugly page without it being intentional... right?

12/26/2009 7:44:24 AM



Good luck explaining the seasons, night and day and the divergence between the north and the southern hemisphere.

12/26/2009 8:04:08 AM



I found a bunch of "Tracts" about this (pointing to this website) in a Midas in Reston, VA about 2.5 years ago.. so no, it's definitely not a poe.

12/26/2009 8:21:59 AM

Horsefeathers

You're funny. Insane, but funny.

12/26/2009 8:44:24 AM

COLGATE

He didn't study 20 years - he studied 5th Grade 20 times.

12/26/2009 8:45:15 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Talk about somebody being 15 billion light years thick...

12/26/2009 9:09:05 AM

Galileo

We need to talk.

12/26/2009 9:12:00 AM

lisamariefan

...no freakin' way...

This needs to be top 100...

@COLGATE:

Stop insulting 5th graders, damn it!

12/26/2009 9:38:10 AM

Caustic Gnostic

I like the phrase fraudulent use of computerized technology.

LOLcat, please....

12/26/2009 10:10:22 AM

Anevilmeme

Folks this may be the fundie quote of the year.

12/26/2009 10:10:46 AM

Blaidd Drwg

The whole site is one gigantic mass of stinking, putrified, slimy, fundie (sorry about the redundancies) fail.

12/26/2009 10:31:01 AM

John Marley

"But I sees the sun go! Syenz 'n Maths is rong! The Babble sez so 2! You's all goin ta hell!"

12/26/2009 10:33:00 AM

John Marley

Do not go to that site without taking some Tylenol.

12/26/2009 10:54:11 AM

Osiris


Let's have a talk for moment.

12/26/2009 11:05:19 AM

Papabear

Are you are blithering idiot or a babbling moron? Please clarify.

12/26/2009 12:06:25 PM

Headache

a) Fail
b) Fail
c) Fail
d) Fail
e) Fail
f) Fail
g) Fail
h) Fail

Not bad! Good job!

12/26/2009 12:06:54 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Sounds like Marshall Hall is several billion dark years thick.

12/26/2009 1:00:21 PM

Malkyrian


12/26/2009 1:29:08 PM

Old Viking

Those mischievous Kabbalic Jews. They're such pranksters.

12/26/2009 1:37:35 PM

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