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#1078854
Tallyho
37? You sound like you are ten! Grow up and grow a pair Ted.
12/25/2009 6:07:07 AM
#1078857
If you don't want to modify the gene pool Ted, go fuck your mother.
12/25/2009 6:07:47 AM
#1078858
37 and he doesn´t understand FICTION and the redeeming features of the main character. Go figure.
12/25/2009 6:10:32 AM
#1078862
Nathan the Wise
626? WTF?
12/25/2009 6:14:16 AM
#1078885
Mihangel apYrs
are these people even sentient?
12/25/2009 6:51:31 AM
#1078895
aaa
Ted is deranged crackpot who needs a job.
12/25/2009 7:01:47 AM
#1078904
Dark_Lord_Prime
"...experiment 626 or 6(66) deliberately pronounced six two six."
*GASP* How DARE they pronounce six-two-six the way it's pronounced?!
And how the fuck do you get "six sixty six" from it? o_O
12/25/2009 7:15:16 AM
#1078909
muters
'Very Offensive out of 4' is a fantastic rating system.
12/25/2009 7:38:50 AM
#1078910
Vegetable Rights Activist
Um. Yeah. You know that there is a difference between the number 626 and 666, right?
About 40 numbers different, actually.
12/25/2009 7:43:56 AM
#1078914
ShadetheDruid
I think he means if you think about the number like this:
Six (Two Six), ie. 6 and two sixes. Therefore instead of the number 626, you have 6 and 66 (two sixes).
Basically pulling a pattern out of his arse to link it to the number 666. I'm wondering what ever happened to 616, wasn't it good enough for them?
12/25/2009 7:51:14 AM
#1078916
Efrain
So...Turning the Anti-Christ character(Stitch according to Ted) away from his evil ways into a good guy is bad? Just what? I...HOW?
12/25/2009 7:52:24 AM
#1078935
rubber chicken
I've been drinking wine all day so can only say: Fuck me Ted! you are an idiot!
12/25/2009 8:25:15 AM
#1078957
Canadiest
Why do they always think that next animated movie is going to be about an Alien who comes to Earth to praise God be with all the wonderful Christians?
Their reviews all add up to "Satanic" or "Not enough God praising"
12/25/2009 8:44:36 AM
#1078969
Why the fuck are you watching Disney Cartoons anyway?
12/25/2009 9:00:40 AM
#1078987
LabRat
So a movie about the importance and goodness of family no matter how broken or small is bad now?
12/25/2009 9:20:46 AM
#1079000
Leliel
So what Ted says here is that redemption of demons so that they can become angels-or, by extension, criminals-is bad.
Way to show the other cheek, douchebag.
12/25/2009 9:40:13 AM
#1079010
Berny
It's a fucking cartoon. It's fiction meant for children. You retards are always reading way more into this shit and is ever meant by the authors.
It's no surprise really, since you do that with your Bible.
12/25/2009 9:49:55 AM
#1079017
Brain_In_A_Jar
The use of the so-called number of the beast in films means nothing, other than a fairly unsubtle clue from the film-maker to the more biblically literate members of the audience that something of import is about to happen. I do agree with you that it should be banned, not because it invokes devilry or anything like that but simply because it's grossly overused and consequently extremely tacky and annoying by now.
Edit: unless you subvert the trope, like Futurama did by doing it in binary. A nerdier film-maker with a slightly greater sense of subtlety might, for example, have called it experiment 29A.
12/25/2009 9:57:25 AM
#1079020
Brain_In_A_Jar
Also, even Rapture Ready apparently thinks you're stupid for fixating on this:
http://www.raptureready.com/rr-666.html
12/25/2009 10:05:12 AM
#1079033
Headache
This is an evil Lilo & Stitch post!
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12/25/2009 10:36:59 AM
#1079035
Man Called True
Man, imagine how Ted would have wet himself if they'd gone with the original plan to have Stitch outright be Experiment 666.
12/25/2009 10:38:49 AM
#1079048
I bet Ted goes through a lot of tinfoil.
12/25/2009 11:13:02 AM
#1079049
Doubting Thomas
Now they're not even trying. 626 is nowhere near 666, and 66 is not 666. And how sad is your life if you find Satanic meaning in every single child's cartoon? So I guess the Mazda 626 is a demon car?
12/25/2009 11:13:15 AM
#1079051
Efrain
@Man-Called-True:
Seriously? That would have been much cooler, though I think they may have had a hard time shoe horning in "Devil in DISGUISE" then. >.> Not to mention he was too cute and cuddly to be a devil. (Seriously, I just want to hug him and cuddwe him and pinch his cuddwy wittwe cheeks. <.<)
12/25/2009 11:15:35 AM
#1079058
Papabear
Age 3.7 perhaps?
12/25/2009 11:23:16 AM
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