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I do not personally recommend “The Princess and the Frog.” Practicing any sort of occultic magic is directly against God and is labeled as an abomination throughout Scripture. This movie displays that voodoo magicians hold all the power of both good and evil. A PG rating would have been more appropriate; I strongly advise that younger, undiscerning children not be allowed to see it. For older children, however, “The Princess and the Frog” might serve as an platform for parents to discuss with their children the real existence of occult practices and how to identify them.

Thaisha Geiger, Christian Answers 56 Comments [12/23/2009 8:17:18 AM]
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#1077782
Mister Spak

Voodoo magic is fiction. Like the rest of this movie.


12/23/2009 8:33:38 AM

#1077808
Anyong

Why are fundies so obsessed with the occult?
From Wikipedia:
"The word has many uses in the English language, popularly meaning "knowledge of the paranormal", as opposed to "knowledge of the measurable",[3][4] usually referred to as science. The term is sometimes popularly taken to mean "knowledge meant only for certain people" or "knowledge that must be kept hidden", but for most practicing occultists it is simply the study of a deeper spiritual reality that extends beyond pure reason and the physical sciences."

Sounds prety familar doesn't it?

12/23/2009 8:57:45 AM

#1077811
Jezebel's Evil Sister

What? No mention of the evils of bestiality?

Tsk. Tsk. Fundies ain't what they used to be.

12/23/2009 9:00:51 AM

#1077815


It's a FUCKING FANTASY MOVIE!

12/23/2009 9:06:09 AM

#1077820


Yes because someone might try to turn the child into a frog one day. Now thanks to you they will be prepared.

12/23/2009 9:08:54 AM

#1077838
Lucilius

"Hey! Disney's fantasy story conflicts with my church's fantasy story! (And it's better written too!)"

12/23/2009 9:39:36 AM

#1077848
aaa

Oh noes, a fucking Grimm brothers ripoff! Run to the hills and man the guns, we are in Defcon 1!

12/23/2009 9:46:19 AM

#1077864
Jon

It's only fiction when it doesn't agree with your own mythology.

12/23/2009 9:58:52 AM

#1077894
Doubting Thomas

Remember, people, a story about a woman talking to a frog is evil & satanic, but a story about a snake talking to a woman is perfectly acceptable.

12/23/2009 10:19:43 AM

#1077901
Brenz

It never ceases to amaze me how they object to the villains doing things God said are wrong.

12/23/2009 10:24:30 AM

#1077930
sandchigger

@Brenz

I've not seen the movie so I may well be wrong, but I was under the impression that there's a good character in the movie who is also a voodoo priestess. A kind of 'fairy godmother' analogy. Mind you, this character is still FICTIONAL as are all the others in the movie so that renders Thaisha's possible point moot.

12/23/2009 10:51:43 AM

#1077939
Reckoner

Practicing any sort of occultic magic is directly against God and is labeled as an abomination throughout Scripture

Remember to say your incantations.. er, I mean prayers tonight.

12/23/2009 10:59:52 AM

#1077944
Aldora

Do these people ever pull their heads out of their rears and just have fun? Ever? Or are they really like this 24/7... "We must defer to the Wholly Babble to determine whether or not we can derive enjoyment from this movie/book/whatever."

How the frick can you be a human being without some kind of imagination or fantasy life?

12/23/2009 11:07:50 AM

#1077952
smartz

Well, you might as well not recommend every OTHER Disney movie that has magic in it, like Snow White, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, etc. Not that they have morals or entertainment value at all, no siree.

12/23/2009 11:30:11 AM

#1078001


The G rating is because anyone with even child level intelligence should know that those things aren't real and have no bearing on real life.

12/23/2009 11:58:09 AM

#1078011
Old Viking

@ Doubting Thomas: Touche!

12/23/2009 12:03:28 PM

#1078014
werewolf

I prefer The Incredibles, myself.

12/23/2009 12:04:36 PM

#1078016
Doctor Whom

What's the matter? Afraid of a little competition in the fantasy market?

12/23/2009 12:06:35 PM

#1078035
GodotIsWaiting4U

It's a FUCKING DISNEY MOVIE. Retard.

12/23/2009 12:13:57 PM

#1078045


HAHAHAHAHAHA. This is coming from a religion whose own book of tales should be rated NC-17.

12/23/2009 12:19:22 PM

#1078054
Berny

... the real existence of occult practices and how to identify them.

You fail right there.

12/23/2009 12:29:52 PM

#1078067
WMDKitty

Oy. *facepaws*

12/23/2009 12:39:34 PM

#1078092


“The Princess and the Frog” might serve as an platform for parents to discuss with their children the real existence of occult practices and how to identify them."

You can easily identify them by the singing animals.

12/23/2009 12:55:43 PM

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Creedence Leonore Gielgud

Cool. I usually wait for the inevitable hardcore porn parodies, of new movies, to be released anyway.

12/23/2009 1:43:23 PM

#1078145
AuraTwilight

You do realize that it's not the heroes casting magic, but a trickster villain who's basically being an asshole? AKA he's a BAD GUY? You'd think you'd be totally fine with that.

12/23/2009 2:33:49 PM
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