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#1075848
Yeah when I stubbed my toe this morning coming out of my bedroom that was probably caused by the "Noahic flood" as well.
12/20/2009 8:56:03 AM
#1075856
John
We can still see terrain changes caused by ice today (there are still glaciers that advance and retreat - they just don't make it down into populated areas). They're the same as the ones we see further south that were caused during the ice ages. They don't look anything like the result of floods.
12/20/2009 9:25:58 AM
#1075858
Matherly
Vesper said "Everyone knows that God was only the general contractor of Earth's creation. The fjords are merely the result of a over eager subcontractor who's name is unimportant. "
Hey a little more respect. After all, he won an award for Norway.
*Don't Panic*
12/20/2009 9:28:17 AM
#1075867
Leliel
No, Mr. Coolbreeze, it's spelled F-A-R-T.
It's the sound you make when you pull things out of your ass.
12/20/2009 9:59:04 AM
#1075873
@WhiteNoise:
Not really, the fjords in Norway are ice free. The fjords on Spitsbergen, on the other hand...
The real question is of course: Why are there no fjords on the African coasts?
12/20/2009 10:30:55 AM
#1075898
Vince
And this is why we mock you.
12/20/2009 12:15:04 PM
#1075903
El Zorro
"Fact."
No, just an unsupported assertion.
12/20/2009 12:22:06 PM
#1075915
Antichrist
12/20/2009 1:30:42 PM
#1075930
Old Viking
That was one helluva flood all right.
12/20/2009 2:34:46 PM
#1075936
Efrain
Tempus won, with a reference to the Question, no arguments are valid, EVAR!
12/20/2009 2:49:06 PM
#1076010
@Caustic Gnostic
Of course there could be the case of the Tigris and Eurphaties rivers flooding so badly that they would actually cover the land between them.
12/20/2009 7:14:29 PM
#1076023
Blackvoice
You're a genius.
Fact.
12/20/2009 7:32:07 PM
#1076058
Abdul Alhazred
12/20/2009 9:24:31 PM
#1076074
GigaGuess
Fact, eh? Lessee your proof. Go ahead, say the Bible. I could use a good laugh.
12/20/2009 10:23:08 PM
#1076144
J-Hay
You have shit for brains.
Fact.
12/21/2009 2:56:24 AM
#1076212
Berny
The Biblical Flood is a fairy tale for morons.
Fact.
12/21/2009 6:25:49 AM
#1076223
The L
You have no idea how glaciers and water runoff work or about relative rates of erosion.
Fact.
12/21/2009 6:48:35 AM
#1076227
The L
Damn double post!
12/21/2009 6:56:31 AM
#1076236
Mister Spak
Damage caused by ice is different from damage caused by a flood. THat's how we know it was ice, not a flood.
Fact.
12/21/2009 7:05:17 AM
#1076298
Dr. Novakaine
Actually, it's fiction. Something fundies have a remarkably difficult time grasping is the difference between the two.
12/21/2009 9:13:46 AM
#1076321
Diatryma
@Vesper, Matherly: What? What's a god to do with it? I thought the planet was commissioned by mice?
12/21/2009 10:08:44 AM
#1076328
JohnTheAtheist
Fact? Noahic?
How about the gouged granite in Central Park?
12/21/2009 10:18:32 AM
#1076543
Doubting Thomas
Didn't you learn in 3rd grade that the Fjords in Scandinavia were cut by glaciers? Why was I the only one to get a decent education from the public school system?
12/21/2009 12:44:41 PM
#1076549
[citation needed]
12/21/2009 12:47:57 PM
#1080505
Shadoboy
Rain is caused by aliens that get drunk on water, fall down asleep and the remainder of their drinks drops down to earth.
Fact.
12/27/2009 11:25:20 PM
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