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#1075621
Quantum Mechanic
Somebody needs an ice core enema.
12/20/2009 12:00:21 AM
#1075632
WhiteNoise
He never saw the fjords in Norway? There is still quite a bit of ice there.
12/20/2009 12:10:48 AM
#1075637
Axon
That makes absolutely no sense.
Fact.
12/20/2009 12:23:07 AM
#1075646
Vesper
WhiteNoise,
Everyone knows that God was only the general contractor of Earth's creation. The fjords are merely the result of a over eager subcontractor who's name is unimportant.
12/20/2009 12:50:06 AM
#1075648
Caustic Gnostic
That would only be the case if the Noachian flood
occurred ~13,000 years ago when Lake Agassiz breached. That wasn't 'world-wide' though, nor was the historically probable Black Sea flood.
A relationship between the two might be likely if the volume of Agassiz was indeed as large as calculated, that is, enough to raise the global sea level by a handful of meters.
There was no magical hebrew zoo ship on the horizon thirteen thousand years ago.
12/20/2009 12:58:50 AM
#1075649
campbunny
I see what you did there, where you put the naysayers in their place by making a sentence out of "fact." Quelle richesse intellectuelle!
12/20/2009 1:00:09 AM
#1075662
WMDKitty
12/20/2009 1:12:48 AM
#1075670
Malkyrian
Say, out of curiosity, did the vessel used to escape the flood look anything like this?
12/20/2009 1:20:19 AM
#1075700
Apparently "coolbreeze" refers to the air in his head.
12/20/2009 2:20:52 AM
#1075703
The More You Know
Replace "Fact," with "I'm a fucking idiot."
12/20/2009 2:32:29 AM
#1075708
Clown
You fail definition of fact forever.
12/20/2009 2:55:44 AM
#1075714
Paschal Wagner
Also, huge rocks don't float.
12/20/2009 3:05:39 AM
#1075731
Fact because I, Mr I have no idea what I'm speaking about, says so. Study a little, baby.
12/20/2009 3:52:01 AM
#1075739
rubber chicken
From the third floor of the Citibank office building in Slough you can see 3 different continents
Fact.
Christians are forbidden to eat glass
Fact.
Twinkies are made from kittens
Fact.
All television programmes are made by microscopically small people who live inside the box. The screen is actually a large magnifying glass
Fact.
Gee, this new game of 'Call any old load of bollocks a Fact' is great fun.
12/20/2009 4:04:29 AM
#1075752
aaa
Cite please. And make sure it's peer reviewed.
12/20/2009 4:35:13 AM
#1075753
BlackMageJ
Leroy Coolbreeze is an expert in geology and a recognised authority on the causes of topographical damage.
Fiction.
12/20/2009 4:36:00 AM
#1075754
Norman
Saying something is a 'Fact' does not make it 'Fact'.
12/20/2009 4:40:36 AM
#1075756
Deftera
Unfortunately for you, saying "fact" at the end of something doesn't make it so.
12/20/2009 4:52:07 AM
#1075760
Tolpuddle Martyr
12/20/2009 5:10:53 AM
#1075772
Fedup
Noahic?
12/20/2009 5:54:07 AM
#1075773
Fedup
Noahic?
12/20/2009 5:54:30 AM
#1075781
Anonymous
10 to 1 that leroy uses the "The world is always going through warming and cooling phases." argument to naysay human contributions to global warming. And we shouldn't be too surprised when he throws in the "Besides, we're on the verge of a new ice age." argument for good measure. Fact.
@Vesper - Slartibartfast wasn't it? :-)
12/20/2009 6:22:02 AM
#1075793
Yellow Miser
Sorry, but just putting the word "fact" at the end of your ridiculous statement doesn't actually make it factual. Nice try.
12/20/2009 7:01:57 AM
#1075820
smartz
The Great Deluge (Flood for you laypersons) is not an original story. It is seen in many myths that predate the Torah and Bible by thousands of years, like in the Epic of Gilgamesh.
Fact.
12/20/2009 7:52:57 AM
#1075823
Swede
Shouldn't you at least have the "Fact" at the end of the sentence? Not in the next paragraph.
So, the flood pushed enormous amonts of soil and pieces of rock together to make bolder-ridges? How, exactly?
12/20/2009 8:01:56 AM
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