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[Hate mail to Richard Dawkins]

If as you say God is a delusion, and God created humanity, then humanity is a delusion. Since you think you are human, you are a delusion and do not exist. Then why do you have a website? Whhy don't you just wink out of existence since you never was real anyway? -david

How do you know you are real and am talking to me? There is no one telling you you exist! How do you know you are even human? Are you an android who thinks you are human? why do you think? If there is no god, then evolution would never have happened and humanity is a great lie.

note: Dawin says "survival of the fittest" and that means "kill or be killed" without care to morality. Therefore you are dehumanising humanity. Of course you don't care, since you are not even human. You just look human and think you are, but you are a lie. Why don't you make friends with Freddy Kreuger and Jason Vorhees, because they think just like you? They kill for fun, why not you?

david, RichardDawkins.net 45 Comments [12/18/2009 1:37:38 PM]
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#1074812
Phisher

Also fittest doesn't mean "strongest". It means what is the most practical.

Besides animals fight over limited resources and rarely do it out of spite. Humans do resource wars and ideology wars in equal amounts.

12/18/2009 1:56:28 PM

#1074864
Phisher

Double post

12/18/2009 2:17:38 PM

#1074898
Osiris

If God is a delusion, then God didn't create squat because he's not real, and you're a moron.

12/18/2009 2:37:37 PM

#1074924
aaa

Oh, for fucks sake. Your faulty logic makes the philosophical part of me rather irate.

12/18/2009 2:58:55 PM

#1074927
AXavierB

If as you say God is a delusion, and God created humanity, then humanity is a delusion.

If God is a delusion, then it wasn't Him that created humanity in the first place. Therefore God's existence as it relates to humanity's existence would be a complete non-issue.

12/18/2009 3:02:01 PM

#1074943
Caustic Gnostic

"Survival of the fittest" = if you're stronger, faster, or smarter than your food, you have dinner regularly, as well as a great chance for procreating. If not, you will probably be dinner for something else.

Protip: Freddy and Jason are make-believe characters, much like your god in their habits.

12/18/2009 3:18:05 PM

#1074956
awitch

Your god sure killed a lot, too.

12/18/2009 3:28:30 PM

#1074961
Xotan

This is infantile reasoning. Go learn something about logic before you start to take on this kind of stuff.

12/18/2009 3:35:27 PM

#1075008
Blackvoice

*facepalm* Wrong, riiiight from the start.

12/18/2009 4:22:38 PM

#1075013
Angua

Wow. Talk about missing the point. If you don't believe in God then you wouldn't believe he created humanity at all. You'd say that our existance had nothing to do with God. David's logic is completely screwed up. Hey, David, do you really expect Dawkins to say "Oh, dear I hadn't thought of that," and disappear in a puff of logic?

Because there is no logic here.

Actually, it kind of reminds me of this passage from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

"It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination."


Only that made more sense. Lots more sense.

(Sorry. I'm awful. If you give me a chance to quote or reference H2G2 I'll leap all over it.)

12/18/2009 4:29:32 PM

#1075016
IrishSoldierLaddie

That picture of the penguin reasoning that all penguins are old TV shows would be appropriate here.

12/18/2009 4:32:10 PM

#1075020
Angua

@IrishSoldierLadder

Done!



12/18/2009 4:39:00 PM

#1075046
GodotIsWaiting4U

For these delusion ideas, I have one thing to say: "I think therefore I am." -- Renee Descartes

And no, survival of the fittest does not mean "kill or be killed", it means "survive as long as you can". Putting oneself in "kill or be killed" situations is in fact working AGAINST this goal.

12/18/2009 4:57:58 PM

#1075049
Nithing

Because, much like Jesus, they're not real people.

12/18/2009 4:59:13 PM

#1075103
WMDKitty

Blah blah blah HATE blah blah blah....

12/18/2009 5:41:43 PM

#1075116
Old Viking

Sometimes they come within viewing distance of actual thought, but this stuff is simply pathetic.

12/18/2009 5:54:04 PM

#1075126
Frogflayer

Zero to fail in ten words - not really trying.

12/18/2009 6:01:05 PM

#1075158
Malkyrian

Wow, this Dawin guy sounds as evil as some of those really bad characters in fiction, like Freddy, Jason, and Yahweh. Good thing Charles Darwin never said anything of the sort, huh?

12/18/2009 6:27:17 PM

#1075197
EonBlueTriad

If as you say God is a delusion, and God created humanity...

If your god is a delusion (which it is) then it didn't create humanity, because it doesn't exist.

12/18/2009 7:04:17 PM

#1075213
campbunny

I have finally found my argument for the existence of God!

12/18/2009 7:24:24 PM

#1075224
Turtle

I couldn't follow that logic. And I've followed some pretty twisted logic.

12/18/2009 7:40:47 PM

#1075235
myheadhurts

Freddy and Jason?

Didn't they have it out a bit ago? No, no, I really don't think those boys get along well enough for it to be an "and" possibility... besides the Dawkins would totally kick ass.

12/18/2009 7:56:27 PM

#1075268


you need a refresher on what qualifies as a SYLLOGISM: "If as you say God is a delusion, and God created humanity, then humanity is a delusion" reductio ad absurdem bitch!

12/18/2009 9:22:00 PM

#1075271


I don't know why you want to tell me
When I'm right or when you're wrong
It's the same thing, in your mind, the only time
I'm right is when I play along

You concern yourself with evidence
It's evident to me
Well you say you've got the tiger by the tail
But I don't see these things that way
-Husker Du

12/18/2009 9:29:14 PM

#1075287
Antichrist

My answer crashed and then I had to go do some stuff, so I'll try again...

If as you say God is a delusion, and God created humanity, then humanity is a delusion.
Fail #1
If god is a delusion, than your god didn't make a damn thing. It's like me saying that you don't exist because the dragon in my garage doesn't know you.


How do you know you are real and am talking to me? There is no one telling you you exist![/i]
FAIL #2
So you only exist if someone tells you that you exist? Well I'm sure Dawkins family acknowledges his existence on a fairly regular basis, but now I'm wondering about bushmen. Do they exist?


If there is no god, then evolution would never have happened and humanity is a great lie.
FAIL #3
But if God existed then creation happened and evolution is a lie, would you idiots please pick a theory


Dawin says "survival of the fittest" and that means "kill or be killed" without care to morality
FAIL #4
Survival of the fittest has nothing to do with who's the biggest and baddest. You put a coyote against a wolf and the coyote doesn't have a hope in hell of winning. Yet since man has shown up wolves have almost been decimated and coyotes populations have exploded into 19 sub-species. Not because they are bigger or meaner, but because they were more adaptable and learned how to live with the bald apes.


Of course you don't care, since you are not even human
FAIL #5
Unless of course you have proof that Dawkins has evolved past homosapien, in which case bring your evidence foreward, you'd get a Nobel prize. Or are you just declaring him untermensch


Why don't you make friends with Freddy Kreuger and Jason Vorhees, because they think just like you?
FAIL #6
Those are fictional characters, why didn't you choose real murderers, like Dhalmer (oops he was a fundie wasn't he) or Gacey (damn another church going Christian), how about Dennis Rader (damn he was a decon of his church)... Yeah I guess your stuck with the fictional characters. Sucks for you doesn't it



12/18/2009 10:28:39 PM
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