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#1074205
Tiado
Yeah, because your section of the planet rotating away from the sun every 24 hours couldn't possibly make sense.
The rest of this quote is just pure fail and word salad.
12/16/2009 7:33:41 PM
#1074206
TB Tabby
We do see sunlight during the night. It's called "moonlight."
12/16/2009 7:35:18 PM
#1074208
atrasicarius
This has *got* to be a Poe. Look at this bit: men who make claims about what they cannot test, handle, or examine inside and out are foolish indeed.
12/16/2009 7:36:34 PM
#1074209
Quantum Mechanic
No one is that stupid.
Right?
12/16/2009 7:36:35 PM
#1074211
shykid
You fail astronomy forever.
12/16/2009 7:41:36 PM
#1074213
Percy Q. Shunn
LMFAO @ the fundie moron claiming he doesn't believe in anything he can't see.
12/16/2009 7:45:00 PM
#1074217
Lexityler
Or maybe the Earth, you know, rotates?
Just a thought...
12/16/2009 7:48:07 PM
#1074218
Narwhalman
Is it just me or are the fundies starting to make less and less sense?
12/16/2009 7:50:54 PM
#1074221
Anevilmeme
Fundies are making less sense. It really is getting harder to tell a Poe from the real thing.
12/16/2009 7:53:45 PM
#1074222
louislois
yeshuasavedme would've been right at home in the Christian Dark Ages.
12/16/2009 7:58:10 PM
#1074226
Grasshopper65
Gotta call Poe on this one
12/16/2009 8:05:20 PM
#1074227
Doug
Nobody could really be this ignorant. Could they?
12/16/2009 8:07:01 PM
#1074230
Poe or not, it might be the best laugh I've had all week.
12/16/2009 8:16:28 PM
#1074232
Old Viking
@Narwhalman: I also have the impression they're getting goofier. Goofier by the hour.
12/16/2009 8:17:30 PM
#1074240
xMX
Oy...
12/16/2009 8:27:58 PM
#1074249
loser_sneeze
'men who make claims about what they cannot test, handle, or examine inside and out are foolish indeed.'
Hi Pot, I'm Kettle.
12/16/2009 8:37:58 PM
#1074251
Frogflayer
"We're sending a mission to the sun"
"Won't you burn up?"
"We've got that one covered, we're going at night"
12/16/2009 8:41:48 PM
#1074256
WMDKitty
What the fuck is he smoking?
12/16/2009 8:57:16 PM
#1074257
Moondog
The ancient world called. They want their theory back.
12/16/2009 9:09:39 PM
#1074259
Eden
One has to admit that at least he is consistent in his denial of modern science in favor of the words of the bible
;)
12/16/2009 9:17:16 PM
#1074260
Berny
See kids? This is what we call bat-shit-fucking-loco.
Antipsychotics, stat!
12/16/2009 9:19:48 PM
#1074265
Kat
Wow and I thought it was because the earth rotates on its own axis and the side facing away from the sun becomes dark.
You must be
one of these people, or a poe.
12/16/2009 10:03:59 PM
#1074266
SleepNeed
Because men do not believe the Word of God about the sun's creation and purpose they make up stories about it.
Wait, what? Even if you believe that the sun was created by a sky daddy, then you can acknowledge that the Earth rotates.
The sun is not what earthlings who deny the Word of God as true say it is; neither in composition, size, distance, or purpose.
We've measured the distance, the size and the composition with satellites. As far as purpose, it provides warmth (even on the coldest day it provides it) and without it the Earth and all it's life would not exist due to the masses wouldn't have come together.
Earthlings have not measured it, tested it, or visited it; and men who make claims about what they cannot test, handle, or examine inside and out are foolish indeed.
Read my previous debunking for about how we have measured, how far, composition. Also you can't hold the sun in your bare hands, you'd fry and due to the fact that the sun is roughly 865,000 miles (1,392,000 km) in diameter, or roughly one million earths could fit inside it for it's volume.
God made it on day four of creation to "rule/govern" the created light of day one, and set it in the heavens on an orbit/path/circuit from one end of heaven to the other.
Wait. So God made the sun to govern the light made on day one, when it wasn't made till day four? How is that possible? Did the light magically go back in time? Also that path idea sounds a lot like the Greek belief that the sun was driven by a chariot racing across the sky.
Enoch was shown the entire created universe and you can read what he was shown in the book of 1 Enoch [Ethiopian Enoch], in the astronomical book.
I thought that the Book of Enoch wasn't considered part of canon and it's writer is falsely attributed to Enoch.
Acording to Enoch, the sun is the same size as the moon -exactly- but it is the gatherer of the light of day one, and that light is sent out mightily by the sun from one end of heaven to the other, as the Word of God states, in its orbit around the earth.
Well the sun isn't the same size as the moon, hell the moon isn't even half as big as Earth. You'd fit right in the Bronze Age when the bible was written.
12/16/2009 10:08:34 PM
#1074270
Tolpuddle Martyr
*snort*, *chuckle*, "Earthlings" - ROFL!
12/16/2009 10:32:09 PM
#1074277
werewolf
Earthling? Earthling? How dare you, sir!
We are Terrans, I'll have you know! Or Solarians, if you wish to also identify the entire system.
12/16/2009 10:54:37 PM
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