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President Yoweri Museveni appeared to add his backing earlier this month, warning youths in Kampala that he had heard that "European homosexuals are recruiting in Africa", and saying gay relationships were against God's will.

Yoweri Museveni, The Guardian 31 Comments [12/11/2009 10:04:58 AM]
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Big Jilm

So is mass exploitation and forced conversions but you never said shit about that.

God loves exploitation of the 3rd world!

12/11/2009 10:17:13 AM


"European homosexuals are recruiting in Africa"


Do you really think there are people running around recruiting straight people to become gay?? Are you fucking insanely stupid?

12/11/2009 10:42:34 AM

Tiberius Thyben

Hands Headache a palmphlet "Sorry I didn;t get to you earlier... kinda busy with all those kids in Africa. All the perks of being gay are in there... like pissing people like this off!

12/11/2009 10:58:51 AM


The thought of being receptive to recruitment by homosexuals is absurd.

12/11/2009 11:01:16 AM


Uganda, you disappoint me.

12/11/2009 11:17:27 AM


"... and saying gay relationships were against God's will."

If that were true they wouldn't happen. At all. Ever. Period.

Or is your omnipotent deity not so omnipotent after all? Or maybe he just doesn't exist...

12/11/2009 11:18:04 AM


Always with the gay recruitment drive ... sheesh!

12/11/2009 11:24:30 AM

Its... its not a club, you fucking moron.

12/11/2009 11:26:06 AM


Now I'm disappointed that none of my gay friends ever tried to recruit me. I feel left out.
Wish I could say the same for all those Christians knocking on my door every weekend, though.

12/11/2009 11:49:01 AM


I hate to say it, but fuck, Africa's all ass-backwards, innit? Then again, it's not really their fault; I blame the missionaries.

12/11/2009 12:11:40 PM


More racist clap-trap from the AIDS deniers of Africa.

12/11/2009 12:13:25 PM


Why would a homosexual man (from Europe of all places) go to a place where the AIDS rate is around 25% to find a date?

Wouldn't he stay home and just hit the chat lines? It's cheaper and less likely to end up in getting HIV.

12/11/2009 12:51:33 PM

Ahahahaha...Another president trying to pull the "our country has no gays of its own" trick, just like Iran's president did. That's right, it's allllll the Europeans' fault....You just keep tellin' yourself that, Mr. Prez.

12/11/2009 1:00:18 PM

Old Viking

A blithering idiot.

12/11/2009 1:07:22 PM

President Yoweri Museveni...warning youths in Kampala that he had heard that...

He heard that?! Are you kidding me?! All he's got is some flimsy second-hand bullschlavic that he probably cooked up himself to justify his position? And the people of Uganda are that fucking stupid to buy into it?

12/11/2009 1:46:20 PM


Tiberius Thyben said:
Hands Headache a palmphlet "Sorry I didn;t get to you earlier... kinda busy with all those kids in Africa. All the perks of being gay are in there... like pissing people like this off!

12/11/2009 2:39:59 PM

Doubting Thomas

I don't get this whole idea of homosexual "recruitment." I mean, no matter how much I could hear about the wonders and fun of being gay, I still wouldn't want to try it. I'm just attracted to women too much to want to switch.

I'm sure noboby could be "recruited" to be gay unless they were already gay to begin with.

12/11/2009 2:41:46 PM


I heard about this, it appears Europe doesn't have enough gays to hook up with so they go to Africa. It's called the Mandingo Project and it's one of seven major plans of the Gay Manifesto.

My last copy (473revision) was an ugly shade of green. The kinda green that makes you wanna slap someone, but I degress

Where'd you hear that shit?

12/11/2009 3:46:49 PM



Did I miss something? And perhaps, if you can be 'recruited' then you just ARE homosexual? If someone tried to recruit me to be a lesbian I'd say thanks but no. It's easy to do. Unless you don't want to.

12/11/2009 4:51:04 PM


God's will was forged. That signature looked nothing like his.

12/11/2009 7:01:23 PM

the old firm

It sounds funny, until you realise, why they are spreading those lies:


12/12/2009 1:56:23 AM


Oh noez, they're teaching all thos niggers we tricked into witch hunting to fuck their equal sex...we've lost our monopoly on third world countries!!!!

12/12/2009 3:27:25 AM


I see this as part of the larger "anti-white" and "anti-imperialist" movement sweeping across Africa.

You have nut jobs like this guy and Robert Mugabe who are using Whites as scapegoats for all their countries' modern problems, rather than the blatant corruption and bigotry that are afflicting their governments.

12/12/2009 3:31:18 AM


Yeah, but storks are an abomination too. So don't worry about that God fellow, he really is as crazy as he sounds.
As is Museveni too, of course.

12/12/2009 6:49:53 AM

The L

Recruiting them for what?

How the fuck do you "recruit" people into homosexuality? It's not like a random stranger can come up to you and say, "You know what? Having a penis shoved up your ass is the bee's knees," and you SUDDENLY have this huge craving for cock.

You're either queer, or you're not. Either way, nobody can talk you into being attracted to someone you're not attracted to. Sex doesn't work that way.

12/12/2009 6:53:50 AM

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