We discussed with a friend homosexuality and homosexual people. Is it possible that homosexual people are such due to black magic or jinn?
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No, it is not possible, for there is neither black magic nor jinns.
On the other hand, it is statistically evident that religion causes homophobia.
That's right, so don't piss us off, or one of us is liable to wave a magic wand at you, and POOF!!, you'll be gay.
We discussed with a friend homosexuality and homosexual people. Is it possible that homosexual people are such due to fairy dust or unicorns?
Makes just as much sense. More, perhaps.
No.
Next question, please.
No No guys. This actually makes sense...in a way. If they can't explain it, then God did it. If people act a certain way outside of their strict code, then it's magic. It all kind of fits together in a sort of fundie jigsaw puzzle.
Ha ha ha. That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. But no, homosexuality is not caused by black magic, it's caused by God punishing the parents of the homosexual kids for having sex in any other way but missionary, and for enjoyment instead of intending to make a baby. And if the parents really enjoyed the sex, God makes their gay son wear assless chaps and no pants while marching in a gay pride parade in full view of the TV cameras.
Are you admitting that homosexuality isn't a choice? Therefore, it's wrong to punish them for it, right? I mean, it's not their fault.
Yes, precisely the reason. It is also why people are blind, get diseases, and a host of other ailments. So quite being cruel to witches, they will get you back.
<sarcasm off>
Yes! Yes it is. In fact, it's not only possible, it's very probably true!
(I've given up trying to explain things to these people. It's more fun to let them wallow in their ignorance, and less stressful.)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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