Godlygurl93 #fundie

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I am so ready to go home, I knew this was the end of America when he was voted in.
Never, did I cry over an election in my life, until Obama became the President in 2008.
Please Lord come get us.
I am sorry this country took you out of the schools, courthouses, Government prayers, and all we did to your Holy name. America basically spit in your face. It makes me sick to see all this evil down here like New Orleans, Homosexual Fest in California, pornography, raping, murdering and selling of children. I could go on Lord, but you are well aware.
Please, except my humble apology for the disgrace we have done to your blessing America.
Please, forgive me for not wanting to pray for the evil Muslims of the world.
I truly am sorry Lordimage

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old comment by Horsefeathers

"I am so ready to go home, I knew this was the end of America when he was voted in."

If the country can somehow survive Bush for eight years I'm pretty sure it's in no danger now.

"Never, did I cry over an election in my life, until Obama became the President in 2008."

Lots of people can say that, though they'd say it for more pertinent reasons than your trifle bullshit.

"Please Lord come get us."

Where oh where could your deity be I wonder...

"I am sorry this country took you out of the schools, courthouses, Government prayers, and all we did to your Holy name. America basically spit in your face."

Aw... did your wittle god get his feelings hurt?

"It makes me sick to see all this evil down here like New Orleans, Homosexual Fest in California, pornography, raping, murdering and selling of children. I could go on Lord, but you are well aware."

And yet he does nothing. Odd that. It's almost as if he's not even there...

"Please, except my humble apology for the disgrace we have done to your blessing America."

Accept you dolt, not "except." And I find it offensive that you believe you can apologize on my behalf to your imaginary friend.

"Please, forgive me for not wanting to pray for the evil Muslims of the world."

Wont you be in for a surprise when you die and discover they were right and not you.

"I truly am sorry Lord"

That's a good little fundy sheep. You grovel and beg for forgiveness. Your religion has trained you well.

old comment by Eden

...selling of children

Why are you opposedto this one?
Are you no real christian?

The bible says:
You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance.
Leviticus 25:45

When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again.
Exodus 21:7

It even says (in the NT) that slaves should obey their masters:

Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ.
Ephesians 6:5

I knew this was the end of America when he was voted in.
Never, did I cry over an election in my life, until Obama became the President in 2008

The bible also says something about repecting and obeying your government:

Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves
Romans 13:1-2

Obviously by disrespecting Obama (and his government) you are disrespecting god. No wonder you didn´t get raptured already...welcome among the masses of people who are destined to go to hell ;)

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"I truly am sorry Lord"

Not as sorry as you're going to be, when, come Judgement Day, you're up before your God, the Book of Life is opened, and your own exact words are repeated verbatim:

"I knew this was the end of America when he was voted in.
Never, did I cry over an election in my life, until Obama became the President in 2008.
Please Lord come get us.
I am sorry this country took you out of the schools, courthouses, Government prayers, and all we did to your Holy name. America basically spit in your face. It makes me sick to see all this evil down here like New Orleans, Homosexual Fest in California, pornography, raping, murdering and selling of children. I could go on Lord, but you are well aware.
Please, except my humble apology for the disgrace we have done to your blessing America.
Please, forgive me for not wanting to pray for the evil Muslims of the world."

And God says to you: 'Never mind that, you whiny little cunt, why did you obey Romans 13:1-7 to the letter when George Dumbya Bush was in the White House, but when his duly and democratically elected (with emphasis on elected; remember Bush vs. Kerry in 2004?) replacement was sworn in & took up residence (and governance) in the White House, you seemingly ignored that little piece of Scripture - which you are supposed to obey - letter for letter - all the time? WHY?!'

I wonder what your answer's going to be? Whilst God's finger is hovering over that button. Y'know, the one connected to the trapdoor you'll be kneeling in utter humility & terror on, knowing that whether or not it opens is entirely dependant on what you say next.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"I am so ready to go home, I knew this was the end of America when he was voted in.
Never, did I cry over an election in my life, until Obama became the President in 2008.
Please Lord come get us."

It's 8th April 2013, dearie. I notice you lot are still here, still unsucked off by your J-man.

As is the fact that Obama's administration is still here.

I guess this points to only one of two possibilities (check one):

[ ] Your 'God' now favours Democrats, Liberals, women wanting the right to decide, LGBT people, left-wingers, Atheists et al. And we are the ones who'll be 'Raptured', and not you lot.

[ ] Shit happens. Ergo, your 'God' doesn't exist. And you lot still won't be '(C)Raptured', regardless.

Choose wisely.

(*sings*):

'Who's Sorry Now...?!'

[/Connie Francis] >:D

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