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alcohol are called spirits for a reason. they invoke demons to enter the body and make you act like a clown to a monster. depends on what enters you through the pineal gland.

some just want to feel sex again and others just want to destroy you.

don't drink alcohol unless you want to be possessed by demons. and the same goes for any excess of emotion.

we are not alone and there are many dimensions existing together with many different lifeforms who travel in a variety of ways.

born yesterday, Above Top Secret 82 Comments [11/23/2009 2:49:48 AM]
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#1063677


Spirit is the name that the Romans gave to the air and to alcohol, for that extension. A little course on ETYMOLOGY?. Wait, you're monolingual, I forgot.

11/27/2009 3:35:47 AM

#1065082
The_aetheist

Im drinking me some liquid demon right now. I feel so evil. HAHAHA

12/1/2009 6:36:59 PM

#1065144
louislois

"born yesterday", indeed.

12/1/2009 8:44:44 PM

#1065183
Philbert McAdamia

> alcohol are called spirits <

So tell me, Born, would you say that
five and eight IS fourteen
or
five and eight ARE fourteen


Hm?

12/1/2009 9:59:48 PM

#1065189
refuter of fundy vermin

'depends on what enters you through the pineal gland.'

Get your head OUT of the bloody KJV Bible and into an anatomy text, JACKASS! The pineal gland is DEEP within the brain so nothing can enter the body through it.

And if drinking alcohol means being 'possessed', I'd sure rather be 'possessed', than have to listen to your fundy trash day in & day out. Go jump off a cliff & take your pastor with you.

12/1/2009 10:32:22 PM

#1065209
MBI-Lad

"Dawggonnit, etz dat licker, dat deemun rum ah tell ya!"

12/1/2009 11:24:39 PM

#1421307
HappyGazpacho

I...what?

7/8/2012 9:05:00 PM
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