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#1056248
*giggling*
Yeah.... because nobody is EVER responsible for their own actions, it must be DEMONS!
11/13/2009 7:37:40 PM
#1060965
Clown
Yeah, forget biological effects of alcohol on CNS. Forget self control. Forget that people are responsible for their actions, even if drunk. Its demons.
11/23/2009 3:00:03 AM
#1060969
the dog
I have spent a lifetime downing evil spirits
I see no reason to stop now !
I have often seen these different dimensions that you speak of after a long session of spirit downing.
Often my room spins uncontrollably and then time disappears ( sometimes for days ) from the twisting of time and space.
11/23/2009 3:07:19 AM
#1060975
Mr Monotone
So real ale is ok then?
11/23/2009 3:17:25 AM
#1060981
"don't drink alcohol unless you want to be possessed by demons. and the same goes for any excess of emotion."
Emotions are BAD. Turn into a mindless, cold-hearted drone TODAY!
11/23/2009 3:23:13 AM
#1060985
aaa
Did somebody spike your tap water with LSD again?
11/23/2009 3:32:12 AM
#1060988
John_In_Oz
How do demons differ from being drunk?
11/23/2009 3:45:35 AM
#1060990
Serph-no-Okami
And they say it's us atheists who want to escape responsibility. We don't even have the luxury of blaming demons and spirits and whatnot when we fuck up! Yeesh...
11/23/2009 3:48:42 AM
#1060994
"alcohol are called spirits for a reason"
And once again, fundies fail to realize we're not all American and that not everyone speaks English.
Also, the Pineal gland makes melatonin, nothing "enters the body" through it. Well, fundies might have noticed a metal spike entering their bodies through it during their lobotomy, but for the rest of, it's just a small gland.
11/23/2009 4:05:12 AM
#1060998
Diatryma
...in German, saying that someone isn't quite alone means he's a bit crazy. So..?
11/23/2009 4:18:32 AM
#1061003
Rayne
Funny, I never thought of putting the beer into my pineal gland.
11/23/2009 4:27:14 AM
#1061005
Prager
Someone should have told born yesterday not to eat the worm in the tequila bottle.
11/23/2009 4:50:13 AM
#1061006
Mrs. Antichrist
All I have to say is "ROFL"
11/23/2009 4:58:38 AM
#1061009
Jarmatus
I dunno, it's plausible enough ;) I gotta sympathise with the demons who want to feel sex again.
11/23/2009 5:06:03 AM
#1061011
djeinbrum
Fundamentalism - "a terrible, pervasive fear that someone, somewhere, is having fun".
11/23/2009 5:08:26 AM
#1061014
Pule Thamex
Yes but watch out for the spirits of stupidity and lunacy especially. They are by far the most numerous, and they don't need the aid of alcohol in order to enter into someone. Also growing in leaps and bounds are the already vast populations of the spirits of self righteousness and insanity. They enter into the weak of mind and the gullible very easily without reliance on alcohol. The spirits af canting and prating are not far behind, again, alcohol not required. Possibly the most prevelant group of modern day spirits, thriving in this internet age, are the spirits of making oneself look like a dork and their close cousins the spirits of blithering idiocy. Alcohol definitely not needed.
11/23/2009 5:11:05 AM
#1061017
Fera
....I thought we were responsible for our own actions?
11/23/2009 5:34:01 AM
#1061019
Philbert McAdamia
~ There's a devil -- in the bottle ~___________Hank Williams, Jr.
11/23/2009 5:40:38 AM
#1061021
El Zorro
Gotta be a poe. I mean, "born yesterday."
11/23/2009 5:45:42 AM
#1061026
Apparently the demon that entered me last night just wanted to periodically throw up in a toilet over the span of three hours before sleeping in until passing out and waking up at 7 pm. This was an oddly ill-spirited demon, because most of the ones I invite into my body just want me to explain to people why I like them in a surprisingly disclosing, if loquacious, manner.
11/23/2009 6:07:10 AM
#1061028
Strange, I tried to blame it on "demons" when I got pulled over for my drunken driving. Yet it was still ME the cops hauled away!
[And thankfully so. Now, I don't drink like that anymore and none whatsoever if I have to drive.]
11/23/2009 6:13:27 AM
#1061035
roboenator
The pineal gland? Methinks someone read too much Lovecraft. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pineal_gland#Fiction
11/23/2009 6:34:06 AM
#1061039
Siberia
But it only has demons if it's made in a country of english language, right? So my brazilian booze must be safe.
11/23/2009 6:41:51 AM
#1061042
Mister Spak
How much have you been drinking?
11/23/2009 6:46:38 AM
#1061055
David B.
"alcohol are called spirits for a reason. they invoke demons"
Dude, did you just blaspheme the holy spirit by calling it a demon? Don't you know that's the one unforgivable sin?
11/23/2009 7:09:01 AM
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