John E. Montanez #fundie facebook.com

Why would anyone join an obviously Christian association, and then complain that the views expressed are morally Christian. I wouldn't join an association of witches and expect them not to run around a cauldron, wearing pointy hats, and with a broom sticking up between their legs. Anyway! How come witches marry the devil instead of each other? They must not believe in gay marriage either.

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