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Come to our Halloween book burning. We are burning Satan's bibles like the NIV, RSV, NKJV, TLB, NASB, NEV, NRSV, ASV, NWT, Good News for Modern Man, The Evidence Bible, The Message Bible, The Green Bible, ect. These are
perversions of God's Word the King James Bible.

We will also be burning Satan's music such as country , rap , rock , pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, southern gospel , contempory Christian , jazz, soul, oldies but goldies, etc.

We will also be burning Satan's popular books written by heretics like Westcott & Hort , Bruce Metzger, Billy Graham , Rick Warren , Bill Hybels , John McArthur, James Dobson, Charles Swindoll , John Piper, Chuck Colson, Tony Evans, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swagart, Mark Driskol, Franklin Graham , Bill Bright, Tim Lahaye, Paula White, T.D. Jakes, Benny Hinn , Joyce Myers, Brian McLaren, Robert Schuller, Mother Teresa , The Pope , Rob Bell, Erwin McManus, Donald Miller, Shane Claiborne, Brennan Manning, William Young, etc.

We are not burning Bibles written in other languages that are based on the TR. We are not burning the Wycliffe, Tyndale, Geneva or other translations that are based on the TR.

We will be serving Bar-b-Que Chicken, fried chicken, and all the sides.

Marc Grizzard , Amazing Grace Baptist Church 136 Comments [10/27/2009 3:25:39 PM]
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#1046049


You are burning the Bible, BLASPHEMY!(what did the people who were born before 1616 read?)

10/29/2009 5:50:33 AM

#1046070
Xotan

They left out Mein Kampf, the Qur'an, and that book George Bush was trying to read (it was upside down, we have been told - someone should have told him.) on 9/11 - what was it called? 'My Little Goat'? Aren't goats Satanic. The Great Goat of Mendes is a Satanic manifestation. They should also burn GWB for trying to read such a thing to children.

I am shocked at these scandalous omission.

On the serious side, these people need institutionalisation. Freedom to be lunatic on this level impinges too much on the rights of other to be allowed to continue free and unhindered. And this should be the yardstick against which all religions are measured. It is the only way of ensuring that religions and religious nuts are kept under proper contron.

10/29/2009 6:35:38 AM

#1046360
NonProphet

Aw, it's no fun when they practically Godwin themselves!

10/29/2009 6:28:07 PM

#1046410
Antichrist

Well Rawstory picked it up, I'm not sure how legit a news feed they are...

http://rawstory.com/2009/10/n-c-church-to-burn-satans-books-including-works-of-mother-theresa/

Then again it's one of those 14 member churches, so yeah they could be that crazy.

10/29/2009 8:06:36 PM

#1046445
myheadhurts

TR?

Total Retards

10/29/2009 10:00:37 PM

#1046497


I'll take the chicken, but what's with the book burning? Didn't that die out in the Dark Ages?

10/30/2009 4:05:08 AM

#1046568
Anon-e-moose

"We are burning Satan's bibles like the NIV, RSV, NKJV, TLB, NASB, NEV, NRSV, ASV, NWT, Good News for Modern Man, The Evidence Bible, The Message Bible, The Green Bible, ect."

So far, so good. Bibles are only good for using as fuel (but it would be better if they were pulped and turned into fresh paper for printing "On the Origin of Species" by Charles Darwin, "A Brief History of Time" by Prof. Stephen Hawking, "The God Delusion" and "The Greatest Show on Earth: The Evidence for Evolution" by Richard Dawkins, etc). And then you had to blow it...:

"These are perversions of God's Word the King James Bible."

PROTIP: King James was a homosexual. To you fundies: Homosexuality = perversion. Thus that KJV you fundies drool over so much is a book for perverts. Therefore, you fundies read the product of a man who liked bum fun. Ergo, right-wing fundies = homos. QED.

You've all but admitted it, Marc.

10/30/2009 9:09:48 AM

#1046571
Brain_In_A_Jar

Well, I'll credit them with this: this is the only Halloween activity anyone's ever come up with that I actually find scary.

10/30/2009 9:31:31 AM

#1046579
Delirium

They must be tons of fun at parties.

10/30/2009 9:56:26 AM

#1046631
M.M.

This has to be a Poe, or some kind of joke. There's no way in hell that this can be serious.

We will also be burning Satan's music such as

...everything?

10/30/2009 12:51:54 PM

#1046842
Mr. Creazil


10/31/2009 1:19:45 PM

#1046847
Educated Stupid

@Xotan:
According to Wikipedia, the story is called The Pet Goat, and it's in a book called Reading Mastery II: Storybook 1.

10/31/2009 2:09:53 PM

#1046898
Godbuster

What a waste. Why don't you guys just give all that stuff away?

10/31/2009 10:10:30 PM

#1046901
lupinella

Okay, serious question - why do people who bible fight hate every other translation? Many others are just as modified; so do they think the KJV was inspired by god & the others weren't?
Also, there is a cave wanting its guano back, 'cause they are batshit crazy!

10/31/2009 10:27:42 PM

#1048271
Dr. Killjoy



I'm the first one to bring this up? You disappoint me, FSTDT.

11/2/2009 7:23:12 PM

#1048275
cthulhu

what a twat

11/2/2009 7:26:14 PM

#1050816
Venge

you can't kill the metal fundies

11/4/2009 3:22:25 PM

#1052426
Leareth

It seems it was a great success, though it rained and they apparently took a cue from "rock, paper scissors" and cut the stuff up instead.

11/6/2009 8:36:07 PM

#1058655
The Bad Guy

You would almost think they were atheists in disguise. "We're burning nearly every bible version known to man, as well as James Dobson's and Benny Hinn's filthy trash!!!" Bizarro fundies.

11/17/2009 1:32:44 AM

#1060863
putting the "mental" back in "fundamentalism"

Not only does book-burning display obvious bigotry (as well as being basically a parody of itself), it also displays a complete lack of basic understand of economics.

Destroying a book prevents resale, which basically means that the market of people who don't own the book who may look to buy one is increased. Not only that, but having already purchased the book, they've already made their effect on demand which cannot be reversed.

Still, if these people reject the most basic and proven tenets of science, there's a low chance that they'd care about economics.

11/22/2009 4:34:36 PM

#1078190
wow

wait so are we supposed to jump into the fire too?

12/23/2009 4:52:22 PM

#1079395
Kisare

Amazing! They forgot J.K.R and S. Meyer!

12/26/2009 2:26:24 AM

#1080681
Trilby

Crazy people. I mean, really...Jimmy Swagart?! The televangelist? The fundy? What is he not fundy enough for them anymore? And Mother Teresa? Really?

Ah, and what isn't Satan's music? The only genres I can think of that you haven't listed are celtic, latin, classical, bluegrass, and various hymns. Wouldn't be surprised if all but the hymns were in the "etc." at the end, though...Is that really all you people listen to? What boring lives...

Oh. And...I can see a million oportunities and methods of invoking Godwin on this one. I'm not going to be the one to do it.

...Have to say, the only reason I'd probably go would be for the chicken and for the purpose of playing loud blasting music by "Disturbed" and "Evanescence".

12/28/2009 8:30:25 AM

#1088663
God of Hell

I found this little number on demon candy. It's pretty weird. http://www.charismamag.com/index.php/prophetic-insight/23723-the-danger-of-celebrating-halloween

I have never heard something so hilarious before. Some people are just fucked up.

1/5/2010 10:17:02 PM

#1131183
feralboy12

So will you be burning the chicken, too?

3/11/2010 5:23:49 PM
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