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#1043427
Zoo
Which is why he punishes all the other couples for the same?
10/26/2009 8:17:39 AM
#1043431
Jezebel's Evil Sister
1 cohabitating couple down; 6.4 million more to go. And that's only in the U.S.
God does, indeed, work in stupid mysterious ways.
10/26/2009 8:22:10 AM
#1043432
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Oops! Double post. Oh well ...
This space for rent
10/26/2009 8:22:46 AM
#1043441
rubber chicken
Well, he seems to have missed my wife and I
10/26/2009 8:38:53 AM
#1043457
John
Why just them? And what about the cohabiting couple in Feltham, England who won $3.6 million in a lottery a few months ago?
10/26/2009 8:59:24 AM
#1043477
Yep. Once you're married, you always know if that shape in the shadows is your spouse.
10/26/2009 9:16:33 AM
#1043515
Wooflang
I'm gonna have to agree with WMDKitty.
...You are a freaking vulture.
10/26/2009 9:53:00 AM
#1043549
Dr. Novakaine
Dude, fuck you forever. You're an evil little creep if you think that's an acceptable response.
10/26/2009 10:23:18 AM
#1043562
bbq burrito
no, god is punishing them because the man is a piece of shit and an idiot gun owner. He could have turned on a light but he stayed in the dark whimpering like a child. What a fucking coward. He was the one with the gun.
10/26/2009 10:46:58 AM
#1043581
Pule Thamex
Why is it that you are so repugnant? What causes you act like an unthinking moron? Why do you exhibit such a barbaric outlook? Let us hope the answer is that it is because you are young, poeish and trollish. Otherwise people might well think the answer is that you have been brought up by uncaring and demented, brutish parents or are perhaps besotted by a primitive, fundamental, religious cult with an evil God, led by deceitful priests.
10/26/2009 11:26:19 AM
#1043588
tracer
I thought God was punishing them for not revising their shoot-first-and-ask-questions-later intruder protocol before they moved in together.
10/26/2009 11:37:37 AM
#1043601
If you don't have anything good to say....
10/26/2009 11:46:25 AM
#1043606
Clown
Sad. Both the event and the way of thinking.
10/26/2009 11:48:04 AM
#1043625
AuraTwilight
Fuck your God, seriously.
10/26/2009 12:28:06 PM
#1043643
Doubting Thomas
And this is yet another reason why I don't practice Christianity. Apparently the Christian god would rather have two people who hate each other live married for the rest of their lives, but two people who love each other can't live together without being married or he'll kill them.
10/26/2009 12:53:26 PM
#1043660
cradlecat
"God is punishing them for cohabitating before marriage"
Thank the goddesses I'm not a Christian, because he'd tear me a few new cunts for all evil the shit I've done. Ooooh, loving and caring for another person! The horror!
10/26/2009 1:56:50 PM
#1043662
cradlecat
"I thought God was punishing them for not revising their shoot-first-and-ask-questions-later intruder protocol before they moved in together."
Nope, their god is all about that.
10/26/2009 1:58:35 PM
#1043663
Adrian
I'd call you a fucking vulture, but that would be insulting birds that provide a valuable service taking care of carrion disposal...
And to add an example, it toook our neighbours about 25 years and two daughter to get around to getting married, and AFAIK they never had to dodge even one half-hearted bolt of lightning.
10/26/2009 1:58:45 PM
#1043683
Osiris
So much for free will?
10/26/2009 2:57:06 PM
#1043710
EonBlueTriad
And you worship this god why?
10/26/2009 4:04:09 PM
#1043718
Semi-Christian
This has to be a troll. No one is this much of an ass...right?
10/26/2009 4:23:56 PM
#1043726
Old Viking
If God intends to remain consistent in this policy, I think the world population problem is solved.
10/26/2009 4:37:05 PM
#1043731
Nah, your god just has a dark sense of humor. What a joker, that guy!
Seriously, this is horrible.
10/26/2009 5:01:46 PM
#1043787
Ajax
Thought she was an intruder?
This sounds very suspicious.
10/26/2009 7:57:48 PM
#1043801
Vince
you can't even live together?
the fuck is wrong with you?
can you know her name?
are you allowed to know your getting married?
next you'll tell me it's wrong to give birth because the mother is being indecent in the presence of her child.
10/26/2009 8:48:51 PM
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