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Which is why he punishes all the other couples for the same?
10/26/2009 8:17:39 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
1 cohabitating couple down; 6.4 million more to go. And that's only in the U.S.
God does, indeed, work in
stupid mysterious ways.
10/26/2009 8:22:10 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Oops! Double post. Oh well ...
This space for rent
10/26/2009 8:22:46 AM
Well, he seems to have missed my wife and I
10/26/2009 8:38:53 AM
Why just them? And what about the cohabiting couple in Feltham, England who won $3.6 million in a lottery a few months ago?
10/26/2009 8:59:24 AM
Yep. Once you're married, you always know if that shape in the shadows is your spouse.
10/26/2009 9:16:33 AM
I'm gonna have to agree with WMDKitty.
...You are a freaking vulture.
10/26/2009 9:53:00 AM
Dude, fuck you forever. You're an evil little creep if you think that's an acceptable response.
10/26/2009 10:23:18 AM
no, god is punishing them because the man is a piece of shit and an idiot gun owner. He could have turned on a light but he stayed in the dark whimpering like a child. What a fucking coward. He was the one with the gun.
10/26/2009 10:46:58 AM
Why is it that you are so repugnant? What causes you act like an unthinking moron? Why do you exhibit such a barbaric outlook? Let us hope the answer is that it is because you are young, poeish and trollish. Otherwise people might well think the answer is that you have been brought up by uncaring and demented, brutish parents or are perhaps besotted by a primitive, fundamental, religious cult with an evil God, led by deceitful priests.
10/26/2009 11:26:19 AM
I thought God was punishing them for not revising their shoot-first-and-ask-questions-later intruder protocol before they moved in together.
10/26/2009 11:37:37 AM
If you don't have anything good to say....
10/26/2009 11:46:25 AM
Sad. Both the event and the way of thinking.
10/26/2009 11:48:04 AM
Fuck your God, seriously.
10/26/2009 12:28:06 PM
And this is yet another reason why I don't practice Christianity. Apparently the Christian god would rather have two people who hate each other live married for the rest of their lives, but two people who love each other can't live together without being married or he'll kill them.
10/26/2009 12:53:26 PM
"God is punishing them for cohabitating before marriage"
Thank the goddesses I'm not a Christian, because he'd tear me a few new cunts for all evil the shit I've done. Ooooh, loving and caring for another person! The horror!
10/26/2009 1:56:50 PM
"I thought God was punishing them for not revising their shoot-first-and-ask-questions-later intruder protocol before they moved in together."
Nope, their god is all about that.
10/26/2009 1:58:35 PM
I'd call you a fucking vulture, but that would be insulting birds that provide a valuable service taking care of carrion disposal...
And to add an example, it toook our neighbours about 25 years and two daughter to get around to getting married, and AFAIK they never had to dodge even one half-hearted bolt of lightning.
10/26/2009 1:58:45 PM
So much for free will?
10/26/2009 2:57:06 PM
And you worship this god why?
10/26/2009 4:04:09 PM
This has to be a troll. No one is this much of an ass...right?
10/26/2009 4:23:56 PM
If God intends to remain consistent in this policy, I think the world population problem is solved.
10/26/2009 4:37:05 PM
Nah, your god just has a dark sense of humor. What a joker, that guy!
Seriously, this is horrible.
10/26/2009 5:01:46 PM
Thought she was an intruder?
This sounds very suspicious.
10/26/2009 7:57:48 PM
you can't even live together?
the fuck is wrong with you?
can you know her name?
are you allowed to know your getting married?
next you'll tell me it's wrong to give birth because the mother is being indecent in the presence of her child.
10/26/2009 8:48:51 PM
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