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The reason dinos exist is because when God cast lucifer out of heaven with 1/3 of the angels lucifer the devil now tried to create what god created in the garden animals, etc. so all the reptiles are related to satan. the snake was created in satans image. man is created in gods image.

Sent Thursday, September 17, 2009 9:22 PM


rv, MSNBC's Cosmic Log 66 Comments [9/27/2009 11:27:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Hrodgar
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#1028292
Professor Cold Heart

Er, no.

9/27/2009 11:28:17 AM
#1028293
Blackvoice

Lucifer is a dragon? Cool!

9/27/2009 11:28:38 AM
#1028296
Old Viking

Like us, God is classified among the great apes.

9/27/2009 11:34:51 AM
#1028299
AXavierB

I'm pretty sure it's considered sinful to blatantly make stuff up about the Bible.

But if all reptiles were created by Satan, he must be pretty cool. Reptiles are some of the most interesting animals.

9/27/2009 11:36:11 AM
#1028308
aaa

Dude, you tripping.

9/27/2009 12:01:12 PM
#1028309
Geno

I thought that Lucifer was supposed to be the most beautiful angel of them all? The most beautiful angel in heaven was a snake? And when did Lucifer ever have a capacity to create? I thought that all things on this world were God's creation. If Lucifer does have a capacity to create on par with God, then doesn't that make him equal to God? Or maybe that Lucifer is himself a deity?

Biblical citation needed...!

9/27/2009 12:01:43 PM
#1028310
ozznova

I thought Jesus rode a dinosaur into battle against the Romans?

9/27/2009 12:01:58 PM
#1028314
Quantum Mechanic

That's ... that's ... amazing.

I'll be laughing for days.

9/27/2009 12:06:08 PM
#1028316
RavenWood

No more acid for you!

9/27/2009 12:12:34 PM
#1028317
Ken

I call prejudice against the animals that aren't cute and fuzzy.

9/27/2009 12:13:06 PM
#1028319
Tiberius Thyben

Wow... Lucifer is getting more and more awesome... I mean, in addition to the rage against the heavens plot, he's a dragon?!

9/27/2009 12:14:38 PM
#1028320
Vince

yet another reason Lucifer is cooler.

9/27/2009 12:14:50 PM
#1028324
AuraTwilight

So Lucifer can create, too? I thought only God could do that.

9/27/2009 12:20:07 PM
#1028325
John

Rv's right. I remember reading that in my Authorized Pull-It-Out-Of-Your-Ass Bible ...

9/27/2009 12:32:30 PM
#1028327
M.M.

So, Satan is actually a snake. That's interesting.

9/27/2009 12:37:17 PM
#1028331
Matante

Oh no! I have a Satan pet!

9/27/2009 12:55:25 PM
#1028334
Scorpius

You just don't like lizards.And if he's a dragon,all the better.That makes him exceptionally cool.

9/27/2009 12:56:15 PM
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Pule Thamex

This shows just how much that rv and the other little children of the poverty stricken third-world countries need the continued assistance of the educated west in order to help raise them out of the mire of primitive superstition within which they still flounder. I imagine that the chimps in western zoos are better educated than some of these benighted, third-world waifs.

9/27/2009 12:56:48 PM
#1028337


And this is in the bible where?

9/27/2009 1:01:50 PM
#1028342
Headache

But... but... but...



9/27/2009 1:22:54 PM
#1028344
CrazyRoper

Maybe you should actually learn what your creation myth is

9/27/2009 1:26:21 PM
#1028346
EvoPagan

Based on my experiences with iguanas, this really isn't all that far-fetched.

9/27/2009 1:37:34 PM
#1028349


"so all the reptiles are related to satan."
Does this include birds? Because taxonomically, birds ARE reptiles...

9/27/2009 1:44:51 PM
#1028355
Tolpuddle Martyr

So, most of the animals that Noah loaded on to the Ark for forty days and forty nights were the spawn of Satan?

You know, just making shit up actually makes your stories even more ludicrous.

9/27/2009 2:00:40 PM
#1028359
A Pedant

The thread this comes from is worth a read, I love it when fundies start arguing with each other

9/27/2009 2:24:26 PM
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