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#1028650
Berny
And that is why the Catholic church considers Joseph to be the patron saint of Blue Balls.
9/28/2009 6:30:46 AM
#1028654
perdurabo
I dunno......but I'd probably let her blow me.
9/28/2009 6:36:28 AM
#1028659
Xotan
Er... Just Er.
9/28/2009 6:42:04 AM
#1028666
Doubting Thomas
Hell yes, gimme some of that holy poontang...
9/28/2009 6:44:58 AM
#1028668
Mister Spak
Lots of wierd shit happened in the Harry Potter books too, but that doesn't mean I believe it.
9/28/2009 6:47:57 AM
#1028670
Dr. Shrinker
Yes, I firmly believe that Joseph would do far more than "contemplate" sex with his wife. Joseph was a Jew. Unlike the modern Catholic Church, Judaism celebrates physical love between husbands and wives. For them sex is not, nor was it ever, viewed as a necessary evil to bring children into the world.
Education Gerard, get it, it helps.
9/28/2009 6:51:47 AM
#1028674
Hirsute_Nailbomb
wow, a fictional account of fictional characters. what book is this guy reading?
9/28/2009 6:53:21 AM
#1028688
Horsefeathers
"Would any man among us, were we in his shoes?"
Depends. Was she hot?
9/28/2009 7:15:04 AM
#1028689
Misty
Youuuu can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin, Mary!
9/28/2009 7:15:07 AM
#1028695
EvoPagan
Yes, this explains how Jesus got brothers and sisters.
O WAIT....
9/28/2009 7:19:19 AM
#1028699
Phloom
If you realy needed to get your rocks off and preserve Mary's virginity, you could fuck her in the ass.
9/28/2009 7:25:08 AM
#1028705
Doctor Whom
Even many of your fellow Christians don't buy that, and in support, they point to Biblical references to Christ's brothers.
9/28/2009 7:29:24 AM
#1028706
Nathan the Wise
I'd fuck her like the hot bitch she was (if she was, anyway). I bet ol' Joe would have done too, if the silly old bastard had ever actually existed. It says in some part of the New Testicles that Jebus had brothers ... where the fuck did they come from, then?
Anyway, this whole virgin schtick stems from some idiot not reading his prophecies correctly, and not knowing the difference between a 'young girl' and a 'virgin'. So, fail all round.
9/28/2009 7:30:06 AM
#1028707
Lucilius
All of my immediate reactions have already been posted, so just one back at EvoPagan: Maybe Joseph never did touch her, but she spread it around to "strange gods." Jesus' siblings could have resulted from a Roman pantheon gang-bang.
9/28/2009 7:30:15 AM
#1028718
Reverend Jeremiah
How can you not contemplate intercourse with the virgin Mary?
..okay, so thats Brtiney Spears..but she is just as popular as Virgin Mary..and she isnt a fictional character either.
9/28/2009 7:36:54 AM
#1028720
aaa
I once fucked "virgin" Mary. She was pretty decent.
9/28/2009 7:38:15 AM
#1028722
Ranger Joe
I'd hit that like a bunker buster.
9/28/2009 7:40:10 AM
#1028730
Ken
I'm pretty sure that the reason Joseph is seen as a good man, according to the Bible, is that he accepted a pregnant bride and a child that was not his. Not because he didn't touch his wife. The Bible even says there's nothing wrong with having sex with your wife.
9/28/2009 7:51:10 AM
#1028734
Exatron
Two words: ear sex
9/28/2009 7:55:35 AM
#1028740
emma
If God created sex and all that he created was good, then how can it be wrong for Joseph to have sex with his wife, as that is the purpose of sex..to join husband and wife....If a couple don't consummate a marriage, it is not a marriage and they are disobeying God's command for married couples....Joseph witnesses and helped Mary to give birth so would have seen her naked...
9/28/2009 8:02:21 AM
#1028741
the agitator
there is always anal...
9/28/2009 8:03:19 AM
#1028742
John
I agree, all those events that transpired would probably soft-boil a hard-on.
9/28/2009 8:03:28 AM
#1028746
RavenWood
Wow... 0.0
9/28/2009 8:07:59 AM
#1028747
JoeyKay
I'd knock the dust off that pussy.
9/28/2009 8:08:25 AM
#1028764
GodotIsWaiting4U
YES. JOSEPH WOULD CONTEMPLATE INTERCOURSE WITH MARY, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO HIS VERY RELIGION (AS WELL AS HUMAN NATURE) HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING HER.
DON'T BE RETARDED.
9/28/2009 8:34:24 AM
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