"We believe that Darwinism is the real Orthodox Church, because Darwinism asks you to believe in things unseen that are incredibly unlikely."
"Darwinism" doesn't exist. Hasn't for quite some time. You only look like an uneducated rube when you continually refer to the modern theory of evolution as "Darwinism".
Also, it's not "unseen." Spend some time in a laboratory and they'll show you not only the data but various ongoing experiments.
As to it being "unlikely," the exact DNA sequence that makes you, you or me, me is so fucking unlikely that it's only happened once--yet here I am and there you are. Simply because something is unlikely does not mean that it cannot happen. In fact, if it can happen at all it will if given enough time and the right circumstances.
"Darwinism asks us to believe that out of pure random chance, we got a cell that is as complicated as a Boeing 777."
If you think a cell is more complicated than a Boeing 777 you're quite delusional. Cells are relatively simple structures compared to pretty much anything.
"Darwinism asks us to believe that one day there was nothing but mud and ooze, and the next day there was life, and very soon after there was intelligent life."
"Darwinism" says no such thing. Evolutionary theory says no such thing. What you're talking about is abiogenesis, a completely separate topic.
"Darwinism asks us to believe that you can destroy genetic material through random mutation and natural selection and yet end up with more genetic material."
Yet again, "Darwinism" says no such thing as DNA hadn't even been discovered when Darwin published his work.
"We don't really ask you to believe anything that difficult; it is sort of innate in mankind to believe that there is a God, a heavenly Father and we're asking you to just follow the consequences of that and see if possibly there could be some scientific validity to that."
Translation: That stuff's hard to understand. Here, believe this unsupported bullshit we're shoveling instead. It wont make your brain hurt.