Heard a good one a few years ago from someone who saw one of those dumb bumper stickers reading THE EARTH IS YOUR MOTHER he rolled down his car window spat on the ground and told the GAIA freak IM SPITTING ON YOUR MOTHER stupid ignorant pagans
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And you wonder why most Pagans aren't too fond of Christians...Way to be respectful of our beliefs, Flu-Bird!
Not to mention that technically, everything we have comes from the Earth. So yeah, the Earth is your mother too--you don't have to worship her to respect her!
And I suppose the "stupid ignorant pagan" walked right into the nearest church (a good fundamentalist one of course) and got baptized, right? No? Could it be that your gesture was solely for your selfish benefit? Since you're clearly not doing everything for the greater glory of god (as Paul commanded you to), you must be every bit as hell-bound as that "stupid ignorant pagan."
See you in hell mate.
"IM SPITTING ON YOUR MOTHER stupid ignorant pagans"
OR They could have just been eco-friendly people, the concept Mother Earth is hardly just a Pagan idea.
@Mudak
"And next time I see a cross, I'm going to piss on it..."
You're too late, I'm not going to provide a link but...
Search for "Andres Serrano" and "Piss Christ," ......it's pretty much what you think it is.
There are environmentalists who aren't pagan.
And technically if he spat on the road that wouldn't be spitting on earth anyway. Asphalt bears about the same resemblance to the natural materials it came from as fundie fucks do to anything Jesus taught. Funny how that works out.
You got that bent out of shape over a bumper sticker? And one that's not even offensive at all??
We should all learn a little more respect for the Earth.
I bet you'd blow a gasket over my girlfriend's bumper decorations: a sticker that says "religions are just cults with more members" and a Jesus fish being eaten by an evolve fish.
Heard a good one a few years ago from someone who saw one of those dumb bumper stickers reading THE EARTH IS YOUR MOTHER he rolled down his car window spat on the ground and told the GAIA freak IM SPITTING ON YOUR MOTHER stupid ignorant pagans
There was once a teenager, who liked to go around pelting people with paintballs for fun. And then one day, perhaps inadvertently, he pelted a kindred spirit. A kindred spirit with a 9mm... and from that day on, the people of the neighborhood lived relatively happier ever after.
Yes, it was clearly the guy who was minding his own business while driving who was the stupid, ignorant one, not the spitting redneck who couldn't stand to see someone disagree with his half-baked opinions.
Yeah, stupid earth, sustaining us and stuff! I told her and Papa Sun I'm an adult now and don't need their help!
Ignorance is a tough deal.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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