And I will pray for you to stop typing in text speak.
8/19/2009 5:22:38 PM
Oxigen tanks = God.
8/19/2009 5:33:36 PM
Plants = God and industry, traffic= Satan, obviously. Why all the foaming at the mouth? How can you escape "the righteous anger of almighty being"(TM) in the first place?
P. S. Where=were fail.
8/19/2009 5:43:09 PM
You should ask your god for some help in the English department.
8/19/2009 5:51:27 PM
Why dont you take some spelling lessons instead? I think that would be a better use of your time.
8/19/2009 6:24:30 PM
I can't believe that you disrespect the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who created you with His noodly appendage. RAmen.
8/19/2009 7:17:54 PM
Are correct spelling and grammar devilish too?
8/19/2009 7:47:50 PM
why the fuck do they always talk about all the "good" he's done? air you breath, your very life is his gift, be grateful. bullshit, if he is omnipotent then why the fuck can't he give us more, you know, if it's effortless.
picture this situation. man is walking through the forest when he sees a man at the bottom of a cliff.
he shouts, "what are you doing down there? are you ok"?
Person 2 says, "I fell, I'm hurt and I can't move, help me"
so he asks what he needs, the man says he's been down there all day and is thirsty and hungry, so he throws down tail mix and a water bottle.
our hero can't climb down so he throws down some bandages.
then he starts to walk away. the man at the bottom shouts "where are you going, to get help?"
and the other man replies "get help? I already gave you food water and bandages, what more do you want you selfish bastard"
yeah, if your god is really that much of a dick then he can go fuck himself straight to hell.
8/19/2009 8:23:43 PM
oh noes! Free speech against my favorite form of psycosis!
8/19/2009 9:20:00 PM
God is plankton?
8/19/2009 9:20:52 PM
Darwin's Lil' Girl
You make two gramatical mistakes (one incredibly basic) and you expect us to take you seriously?
8/19/2009 9:35:46 PM
Your english is retarded.
8/19/2009 10:36:16 PM
Maybe YOU and your lies(in which sense does his lack of Christianity affect to others?)are probably the cause why he left Christianity
8/19/2009 11:36:27 PM
The god of the atmosphere - now with 20% more smite.
8/20/2009 12:32:20 AM
I don't understand why some people use the shorthand "u" when they spell out the rest of the words completely.
8/20/2009 1:54:21 AM
You and your prayers are presumptuous!
And your beliefs are unprovable and incredible.
8/20/2009 3:53:49 AM
Thanks, jahsgirl, I had never heard of this site until you posted something so dumb on it that your comment ended up here.
It's been duly bookmarked and I shall enjoy forwarding it to anyone I believe might benefit.
8/20/2009 5:05:17 AM
8/20/2009 5:58:16 AM
Oh, no, she's going to engage in wishful thinking on our behalf! Our plan is doomed! Doomed, I tell you!
8/20/2009 6:06:59 AM
I pray your God gives you the power to use the Y and O keys.
8/20/2009 6:35:43 AM
"Your website is devilish"
How about this one?
8/20/2009 7:13:03 AM
And I will hope you learn how to type "you" instead of "u."
8/20/2009 9:56:07 AM
Your attempts at using the English language are atrocious. You don't know how much damage you are doing to yourself and others who are trying to read your batshit-crazy ramblings. I can't believe that you disrespect the muse who inspires us every single second of our lives. Hopefully you can go back to school and ask for education before it is too late. I would beg for knowledge if I were you. Man I will sure be wishing you much success in returning to third grade; you need it bad.
8/20/2009 11:24:51 AM
So, God's basically an extortionist, then?
8/20/2009 11:51:28 AM
God didn't make you in his image, that's for damn sure. God can use proper spelling and punctuation.
8/20/2009 1:46:58 PM