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Smiling with you all and waiting for our ride. Some of the cute remarks in this thread reminded me of what I tell my Wed night preschool class if anyone wants to know what Heaven will be like. I just smile, get in really close and say, " Heaven is prettier than glitter!" Oh the looks on their faces cannot be described. Big wide eyed wows and smiles from ear to ear.
I believe our white robes will be prettier than glitter, as well.
Personally don't care where I am when He comes for us either. Just come, Lord Jesus.

PurpleRobe, RaptureReady 56 Comments [8/19/2009 2:43:31 PM]
Fundie Index: 31
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#1009522
Elphada

RR is on a role. Must be the heat.

8/20/2009 11:29:49 AM
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Antichrist

Want to point out to me where the bible says that heaven's going to be pretty?

All I've got from it, is that there will be no marriage (sorry to burst that bubble), that you will be as the angels (biblical angels, not the cutsy-wutsy ones of today) and your going to spend all of eternity kissing God/Jesus ass.

However, Hell is going to be as hotter than Fire Island.

8/20/2009 12:40:53 PM
#1010728
LM

In better news, PurpleRobe is going to die horribly because of her glitter fetish. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42814

8/22/2009 5:41:38 PM
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anonymous

Holy shit, you must be a creepy teacher.

8/22/2009 7:50:39 PM
#1011573
Catherine

Ooooooo...glitter!!!! I can't wait to die so I can see something prettier than glitter!!!! Hurry up, death!! Life sucks, I want glitter!!!

These people really love shiny objects, don't they?

8/24/2009 8:56:36 PM
#1011983
Anon-e-moose

@speccy4i

"Because you're finally becoming local, like the rest of us?"

Buzzardnuts: 'What's all this shouting, we'll have no trouble here! This is a local forum for local fundies!'

'Rapture Ready - You'll Never Leave!'

8/25/2009 10:27:13 AM
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