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#1008872
The Skeptic Wept
"Smiling with you all and waiting for our ride. Some of the cute remarks in this thread reminded me of what I tell my Wed night preschool class if anyone wants to know what Heaven will be like. I just smile, get in really close and say, " Heaven is duller than dirt!" Oh the looks on their faces cannot be described."
Fixed.
8/19/2009 2:53:11 PM
#1008873
Paschal Wagner
So basically, your mental level is that of a pre-schooler.
8/19/2009 2:57:18 PM
#1008876
D Laurier.
Death cultist.
Drink the fucking koolade already.
8/19/2009 3:02:05 PM
#1008878
szena
The essential childishness of the RR beliefs is revealed.
8/19/2009 3:05:16 PM
#1008881
Doubting Thomas
Seriously, "prettier than glitter?" That's the best you could come up with?
Frankly I find nature here on earth "prettier than glitter," but that's me.
8/19/2009 3:07:36 PM
#1008901
Personally don't care where I am when He comes for us either. Just come, Lord Jesus.
...que the 70s porn music...
8/19/2009 3:38:37 PM
#1008904
Godbuster
I hate glitter. It gets stuck everywhere and no matter how often you wash your hair, it stays and it sticks and it's annoying and it's usually worn by sluts and...
8/19/2009 3:42:32 PM
#1008905
Horsefeathers
"Some of the cute remarks in this thread reminded me of what I tell my Wed night preschool class if anyone wants to know what Heaven will be like."
I hope this is a Christian school...
"I just smile, get in really close and say, " Heaven is prettier than glitter!""
Well then. That doesn't say anything at all, does it?
"Oh the looks on their faces cannot be described."
I'll bet. But not for the reason you think.
"Big wide eyed wows and smiles from ear to ear."
That's the universal expression people get from having just been told something incredibly stupid by the putz in front of them.
They're wide-eyed in disbelief that an adult could be so stupid and smiling because they either can barely contain their laughter or are just trying not to agitate the crazy person.
"I believe our white robes will be prettier than glitter, as well."
You're a regular Shakespeare, aren't ya?
"Personally don't care where I am when He comes for us either. Just come, Lord Jesus."
Any day now...
I'm sure this time.
Really.
8/19/2009 3:44:48 PM
#1008911
Doctor Whom
Aw, isn't that cute. It's a death cult for preschoolers (and adults on a preschool emotional level).
8/19/2009 3:51:32 PM
#1008914
enna
Puke!
Raves > heaven. Plus they're real.
8/19/2009 3:54:38 PM
#1008925
RavenWood
Heaven is better than... Glitter? Glitter is the best you can come up with? Not a ringing endorsement there, buddy.
8/19/2009 4:00:50 PM
#1008927
EvoPagan
You can have heaven. I like this world just fine, and it will be that much sweeter when your dumb asses are gone.
8/19/2009 4:03:14 PM
#1008942
Orestes
You know, I actually hope there is a god and a rapture, and he leaves your stupid ass for making such a terrible comparison.
What the fuck is so special about glitter?
8/19/2009 4:23:08 PM
#1008949
WMDKitty
Oh, fer fuck's sake. I feel so sorry for those kids....
8/19/2009 4:32:17 PM
#1008950
AXavierB
Glitter? What is pretty about glitter?
8/19/2009 4:32:27 PM
#1008957
Lainey
Oh god...too much...can't stop laughing...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glitter!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8/19/2009 4:40:55 PM
#1008960
Zeus Almighty
Drats. I was hoping heaven would be better than that weekend I spent snorting cocaine with that hot Brazilian hooker at a beach house.
Imagine how big those kids' eyes would've gotten if you told them THAT?
8/19/2009 4:46:20 PM
#1008966
A Friend
So heaven is better than a shitty Mariah Carey movie? Shit, heaven blows.
8/19/2009 4:56:18 PM
#1008971
Old Viking
Glitter is attractive to fundies.
8/19/2009 5:08:08 PM
#1008979
Clown
This... "person" is allowed near children. That fact is making this post nightmare fuel of the highest order.
8/19/2009 5:21:56 PM
#1009000
Caustic Gnostic
Prettier than Gary Glitter? That's not saying much.
8/19/2009 5:28:46 PM
#1009023
Blackvoice
You're one of those humans who get distracted by 'the shiny,' aren't you?
8/19/2009 5:41:15 PM
#1009055
Deftera
So what? MY heaven has a beer volcano and a stipper factory. All hail the FSM!
8/19/2009 6:03:54 PM
#1009059
Headache
As in Gary...
8/19/2009 6:06:36 PM
#1009079
atrasicarius
I believe our white robes will be prettier than glitter, as well.
Had to do it...
8/19/2009 6:30:34 PM
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