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Quote# 64877

(This quote is from a long discussion on young earth vrs. old earth creationism. Gotta love when fundies fight, it just proves the ridiculous nature of the buy-bull.)


I myself have on very many occasions controlled the weather, controlled flocks of birds, controlled infestations of insects, controlled the earth itself, and overridden the 'laws' of physics. My personal experiences align with what Jesus said in a literal way, therefore I know that Creation must be a living thing able to obey me. That is just one more reason I don't buy the 'science' you are trying to sell. It does not allow for Creation to manifest a will of it's own, which will Jesus attested to and faith activates.

webmaster (WM), www.brojed.org/newboard/BulletinBoard.html 68 Comments [8/15/2009 4:31:23 AM]
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#1007518
Antichrist

I always love to watch fundies try and out-bullshit each other. What was the comeback, the other guy destroyed the universe and recreated it last Thursday?

I bet this guy couldn't control my dog.

8/16/2009 1:32:59 PM
#1007693
arcturus

who the fuck do you think you are? Santa?

8/17/2009 4:33:37 AM
#1007703
Mister Spak

"I myself have on very many occasions controlled the weather,"

Are you the one causeing global warming?

8/17/2009 5:11:16 AM
#1007718
Hirsute_Nailbomb

do you read sutter kane?

8/17/2009 5:58:18 AM
#1007812
Dr. Novakaine

I demand a demonstration in person. If someone can really do that surely they can do it on demand.

8/17/2009 9:26:31 AM
#1007829
Drax

I'd like to see you demonstrate these extraordinary powers you claim to have, please. If you can really do what you claim to do, I'm sure the media will be very interested.

8/17/2009 10:15:07 AM
#1007873
Churchy LaFemme

Bro. Jed shows up on our campus every spring, regular as clockwork. He's even funnier in person, especially when he points out the fornicating students.

8/17/2009 2:00:08 PM
#1008058
Gawd

Complete bullshit.

8/17/2009 8:21:41 PM
#1008385
Godbuster

I can control the weather, too. LET THERE BE SUN!

'course I live in California...

8/18/2009 11:18:16 AM
#1008397
Ozzie

If your the one controlling the weather you are doing a crappy job at it. Ask the victims of Katrina as well as other devastating hurricanes and tornados, they may want a word with you.

8/18/2009 11:33:33 AM
#1011597
Catherine

They need to stop letting the people in the asylum use the internet...

8/24/2009 9:15:57 PM
#1170581
Skillet

"I myself have on very many occasions controlled the weather, controlled flocks of birds, controlled infestations of insects, controlled the earth itself, and overridden the 'laws' of physics." Doesn't that sound like witchcraft to you?

6/22/2010 8:15:21 PM
#1170583
anti-nonsense

either a liar or a schizophrenic.

6/22/2010 8:35:32 PM
#1204229
PD

THIS children is why you are supposed to stay away from drugs

9/7/2010 2:46:48 PM
#1204236
Anon

As with all people like this, I must ask:

Why have you not made an easy 1 million dollars?

In case you all don't know about the Randi Foundation: http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge/challenge-application.html

9/7/2010 3:00:30 PM
#1204387
Justanotheratheist

You are fucking nuts.

That is all, have a nice day. (If they let you out of your padded cell).

9/8/2010 1:06:46 AM
#1204399
Rapax Pringer

"I myself have on very many occasions controlled the weather, controlled flocks of birds, controlled infestations of insects, controlled the earth itself, and overridden the 'laws' of physics."

BURN THE WITCH!

9/8/2010 2:34:25 AM
#1418824
Quantum Mechanic

Meth is a helluva drug when you start out with an IQ of 70.

7/2/2012 4:34:42 AM
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