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#1006687
Canadiest
This is the guy that's causing global warming! Stop screwing around with the planet!
8/15/2009 4:37:05 AM
#1006692
Grigori Yefimovich
Come, let us walk together. Lake Michigan will do. You go first.
8/15/2009 4:39:36 AM
#1006706
Somebody took megalomania tablets for breakfast.
8/15/2009 4:46:08 AM
#1006726
LDM
And yet you can't control your delusional disorder?
8/15/2009 5:00:46 AM
#1006731
Xotan
We surely are talking about the 'pagan' Gaia concept here????
8/15/2009 5:04:26 AM
#1006767
BobsOldSocks
"I myself have on very many occasions controlled the weather, controlled flocks of birds, controlled infestations of insects, controlled the earth itself, and overridden the 'laws' of physics."
No you haven't, you're a liar.
"My personal experiences align with what Jesus said in a literal way, therefore I know that Creation must be a living thing able to obey me. That is just one more reason I don't buy the 'science' you are trying to sell. It does not allow for Creation to manifest a will of it's own, which will Jesus attested to and faith activates."
Jesus did not exist.
8/15/2009 5:47:21 AM
#1006773
aaa
I am quite skeptical about these claims of yours.
8/15/2009 5:53:19 AM
#1006779
Clown
That is just one more reason I don't buy the 'science' you ard trying to sell.
Dude, meds your doctor prescribed you are not theoretical 'science', they are practice.
8/15/2009 6:02:53 AM
#1006797
The L
But aren't all the things you just mentioned...MAGIC, which is forbidden by your religion?
I mean, you're not even saying "Jesus did it through me," you're saying "I did it." If creation really has a will of its own, then you can't control that will except by magic.
Now go pray for forgiveness to your God, because you're either lying or doing magic, and both of those are sins in the eyes of YHWH.
8/15/2009 6:14:25 AM
#1006843
Horsefeathers
"I myself have on very many occasions controlled the weather, controlled flocks of birds, controlled infestations of insects, controlled the earth itself, and overridden the 'laws' of physics."
How is it people who say things like this aren't locked up somewhere in a room with rubber wallpaper?
"My personal experiences align with what Jesus said in a literal way, therefore I know that Creation must be a living thing able to obey me."
Or, you know, you're fucking delusional.
"That is just one more reason I don't buy the 'science' you are trying to sell. It does not allow for Creation to manifest a will of it's own, which will Jesus attested to and faith activates."
Get some help. Fast. I'm completely serious here.
8/15/2009 7:02:38 AM
#1006856
Mudak
Ya know, I've controlled flocks of birds, too. Run full force, arms flailing into wherever they're nesting and they will fly away.
I'm guessing that by "controll[ing] the weather" he means that he made it rain by washing his car...
And, of course, he bought some bug spray.
Everything else is bullshit.
8/15/2009 7:15:56 AM
#1006857
John
I myself have on very many occasions controlled the weather. Just the other day, I said "gee, I wish we'd see the sun for a change", and today it's sunny. I even controlled the Weather Channel, because they said last night it would be sunny today. Now if only I could apply that incredible power to important stuff like curing cancer or giving good jobs to all the people who are out of work.
@mudak - my Chesapeake used to control flocks of birds like that every morning. He was damn proud of himself, too.
8/15/2009 7:18:08 AM
#1006862
Thundersqueaks
And finally, tomorrow's weather will be...ANYTHING I WANT IT TO BE!!
MWHAHAHAHA!!
8/15/2009 7:19:39 AM
#1006864
AuraTwilight
Prove it, or be a false prophet.
8/15/2009 7:20:08 AM
#1006872
loser_sneeze
The sad thing is, I think he's for real.
8/15/2009 7:28:40 AM
#1006875
Painful
Damn, if I could control insects, it would make feeding my reptiles a hell of a lot easier. Hey WM, wanna teach me just that part?
/gotta be kidding me
8/15/2009 7:31:37 AM
#1006878
Thinking Allowed
I too like to play Sim City.
8/15/2009 7:33:25 AM
#1006880
Zoo
Hmm. . . so have I (except the laws of physics thing), but I wouldn't describe it in such grand terms. I work with a number of trained birds, eliminated infestations by removing food sources, and sometimes I dig in the dirt for one reason or another. And it's still invalid, but appeal to yourself as authority works a lot better if you're actually an authority.
8/15/2009 7:33:47 AM
#1006907
Porky Pine
"I myself have on very many occasions controlled the weather, controlled flocks of birds, controlled infestations of insects, controlled the earth itself, and overridden the 'laws' of physics."
WITCH!!!!!!! BURN HIM!!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!!!!
8/15/2009 8:13:19 AM
#1006913
Headache
Holy Fuck! What a retard!
Yeah, I know I am screaming...
8/15/2009 8:21:54 AM
#1006916
werewolf
*cough*Bullshit!*cough*
8/15/2009 8:25:22 AM
#1006918
Shane
lol @ Canadiest
8/15/2009 8:27:38 AM
#1006934
Doctor Fishcake
I thought commentary wasn't allowed in submissions anymore, except for context? Hmmm.
Anyway, [citation needed].
8/15/2009 9:05:59 AM
#1006935
Blackvoice
Translation: "I'm crazy, thus you're wrong."
8/15/2009 9:06:15 AM
#1006937
Dr. Shrinker
And you really think you are helping your case by posting this nonsense?
8/15/2009 9:06:59 AM
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