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[Discussing the "Up Your Alley (Gay Pride) Fair" in San Francisco.]

This just goes to show you that gay people are sick fucks pure and simple. I saw some of the pictures and I had to close the tab.

I think gay men for the most part were pussified when they were younger and grew up gay or molested as young men. No one is born gay, that entire logic is bullshit. No one in their right mind would have that type of sex in public. This shows you what a Sodom and Gomorrah that flea bitten city is.

And don't get me started on lesbians. I think lesbian women for the most (and most dykes don't look like the porn chicks) are women who have had bad experiences with men and have given up. Haven't you noticed that most dykes are fat and ugly? Seriously no man would tap that unless he'd been in solitary confinement for years.

This is a freak show pure and simple. Any parent who brought their kid to this fair should rot in hell and have their parental rights revoked permanently.

Anonymous, Moonbattery 70 Comments [8/5/2009 6:41:23 AM]
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#1001110
JohnTheAtheist

"No one is born gay, that entire logic is bullshit."

The evidence says otherwise and we aren't interested in your gut feel. To state that there is absolutely no genetic component to homosexuality is asinine.

8/5/2009 8:19:15 AM

#1001125
Gloria

"and most dykes don't look like the porn chicks"

Which you would only know because you watch lesbian porn all the time, so who are you to whine about the evils of homosexuality?

8/5/2009 8:48:07 AM

#1001129
Eden

Haven't you noticed that most dykes are fat and ugly? Seriously no man would tap that unless he'd been in solitary confinement for years.

Sounds like you haven´t seen many lesbians yet ;)

8/5/2009 8:53:33 AM

#1001133
Tindalos

[Discussing the "Up Your Alley (Gay Pride) Fair" in San Francisco.]

This just goes to show you that gay people are sick fucks pure and simple. I saw some of the pictures and I had to close the tab.

Well, they did give you several chances to not look at the images and you did so anyway. Did they turn you on?

Please be aware that the Up Your Alley Fair represents the mainstream LGBT community as much as some backwoods, holy-roller snake-handling cults represents all of christianity.

I think gay men for the most part were pussified when they were younger and grew up gay or molested as young men. No one is born gay, that entire logic is bullshit.

First off, you thought. When you don't think often enough, your brain gets rusty and this sort of drivel comes out. Exercise it more often.

Speaking as a gay man, if you met me, you would not know that I am gay. I wasn't pussified as a kid: I played little league, was in the cub scoust, raced BMX bikes, the whole 9 yards. I had a stable home and my parents are still married to this day. I just liked guys from the earliest age. I really became aware of men in a sexual way at the age of 12.

So, I experienced no truama, molestation, had a male influence during my formative eyars and I still turned out gay. Guess I was born that way...douche


No one in their right mind would have that type of sex in public.

That Fair was pretty wild. That is something I would not particpate in and I wonder how that behavior was allowed, legally, to go on. There are laws against any sex in public, public urination (even on someone elese), public nudity, etc.


This shows you what a Sodom and Gomorrah that flea bitten city is.

Phail - In the myth, S&G were not destroyed for being "teh ghey", they were destroyed for breaking hospitality.

And don't get me started on lesbians. I think lesbian women for the most (and most dykes don't look like the porn chicks) are women who have had bad experiences with men and have given up. Haven't you noticed that most dykes are fat and ugly? Seriously no man would tap that unless he'd been in solitary confinement for years.

See, you are trying to do that thinking thing again. Best you shut up until you pratice it a bit more. I can't tell if you are a closet gay who wishes he was at the aforementioned Fair, or someone who hit on a lesbian and was promptly put down.

This is a freak show pure and simple.

Yes, I will agree that the Fair was a prettly wild looking event with dubious legality.


Any parent who brought their kid to this fair should rot in hell and have their parental rights revoked permanently.

Well, I will concede that no parent with a child, or minor child by themselves, should have been allowed at that event. Looking at the pictures though, I did not see any children in any of those shots so, I don't know what you are frothing about.

On the main Asshattery site, there was a picture of the Nashville pride event, where there were kids present, but the Nashville parade was nothing like the Up Your Alley Fair.

Sorry America doesn't bow to your wishes. How would like it if those of us who disagree with the frightening Jesus Camp or the delusional Creation Museum felt that this was parental abuse and those parent's rights should be revoked?

8/5/2009 8:57:44 AM

#1001140
CailinBan

I had a look at the pics and yes it was no place for a child. But in the really heavy pics I saw no child anywhere, and I was looking for one (to see if the point was valid).

The only pics with children had men in leathers and otherwise specifically 'gay' outfits but nothing inappropriate whatsoever for a child to see. Indeed, I would only recognise the outfits as 'gay' because I understand so from cultural learnings (God now I sound like Borat!) - a child wouldn't even remark upon them particularly.

8/5/2009 9:22:11 AM

#1001142
Ken

I'm thinking closeted.

Also, of course lesbians don't look like porn stars. The typical woman looks nothing like that.

8/5/2009 9:35:47 AM

#1001146
Zoo

"No one in their right mind would have that type of sex in public."

Where you live people have sex in public?

"women who have had bad experiences with men"

So, why I am I still straight?

"no man would tap that"

Ever heard of "to each his own"? I hate pink. I hate mayonnaise. I strongly dislike dogs. I don't go for overly muscular men. I can easily find many people that feel the opposite. Some men like women you deem to be fat and/or ugly. Hell, some men are even willing to get to know women *gasp* as people and overlook certain faults. I don't suppose you remember or care that gay people are more than gay, they're people, though fortunately most of them are nothing like you.

8/5/2009 9:42:54 AM

#1001149
Antichrist

Because Rock Hudson was such a pussy.

Oh, and just because a woman won't sleep with you, doesn't mean she's a lesbian. And just because you can't have a woman, is no reason to call her fat and ugly.

As for gay sex in public, we had a park which was known for men doing it in the bushes. I think the city came up with the perfect solution, they made it an off leash park. Somehow, public sex isn't as much fun when a pack of pups start leaping and barking at you.

8/5/2009 9:50:26 AM

#1001151
Elphada

I saw some of the pictures and I had to close the tab.

I'd be willing to bet you closed the tab after 2 hours of gawking and salivating. Obviously you've never met many gays or lesbians. Perhaps they laughed in your face so you cranked up the hate a bit more? Since you're profiling I say this about you: You never get what you want because you're too weak and stupid to form a plan. You decide to insult people who are way ahead of you on the evolutionary and genetic ladder.


8/5/2009 9:54:56 AM

#1001159
Hey

2 and a half words: Portia de Rossi.

8/5/2009 10:19:21 AM

#1001175
Dr. Novakaine

OH MY GOD PEOPLE FINDING LOVE AND HAPPINESS IN PLACES WHERE WE DON'T TELL THEM TO LOOK KILL IT WITH FIRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shut your fucking trap and let them live their lives. Maybe if they weren't being constantly discriminated against they wouldn't feel the need to have tons of events promoting tolerance and acceptance. And maybe if you used that thing in your head called a BRAIN you'd realize that the world doesn't revolve around you and that other people should be allowed to live their lives in peace if they aren't breaking any laws.

8/5/2009 10:51:42 AM

#1001200
GreasetrapTheViking

How many lesbians do you know? I'm guessing two at most.

1. Who gives a shit if they don't turn you on?
2. Roughly 60% of the lesbians I've met have been very attractive. As in could-get-any-man-they-want attractive.
3. While porn chicks look good in porn, I wouldn't touch them with a 6-inch pole.
4. What kind of christian watches porn anyway?

8/5/2009 11:32:21 AM

#1001206
Thinking Allowed

So tell me Anonymous, when did you choose to be straight?

8/5/2009 11:36:28 AM

#1001208
clockworkgirl21

Okay, they were having sex in the streets, something that should be illegal.

However, no children were in the pictures where this sex was happening.

This is not what goes on at a typical gay pride parade.

8/5/2009 11:36:53 AM

#1001224
Old Viking

How long did it take to determine that you were outraged?

8/5/2009 11:48:56 AM

#1001231
freako104

What about some of the gay men who are in the military? Or playing sports? And no I have not noticed that about most lesbians. There are many who I thought were hot. I do know that, as with any group, all are not one.

8/5/2009 11:59:17 AM

#1001232
ixolite

#1001061


No one in their right mind would have that type of sex in public.

Who's having sex in public? That must be one wild parade.


Here you go:
http://www.zombietime.com/up_your_alley_2008/


I agree with the fundie, that this is no place for children. (Not to forget the children that might be in the buildings surrounding the parade route.)

Haven't you noticed that most dykes are fat and ugly? Seriously no man would tap that unless he'd been in solitary confinement for years.

Yeah, because men all look like models right?

8/5/2009 12:00:30 PM

#1001243


most dykes don't look like the porn chicks

Most women don't look like "porn chicks."

And if all the women who've had bad experiences with men went lesbian, the population crisis would be over.

8/5/2009 12:18:14 PM

#1001254
atrasicarius


Anonymous does not approve of this faggotry.

8/5/2009 12:33:11 PM

#1001288
HoJuSimpson

This has to be a troll

8/5/2009 1:21:41 PM

#1001292
tracer

Well ... there HAVE been laboratory experiments involving rats, which show that female rats, if they'd been exposed to elevated levels of testosterone while in the womb, have a much greater incidence of growing up to be lesbians than female rats who were not so exposed.

8/5/2009 1:30:34 PM

#1001322


"Up your alley"? Most awesome name for a gay pride parade EVER.

8/5/2009 1:51:42 PM

#1001331
ConCat

He remembered the lesbians. That's rare.

8/5/2009 2:00:02 PM

#1001344
ChristPuncher

I think someone's lonely

8/5/2009 2:17:06 PM

#1001347


A look into the mind of a prop-8 supporter.

8/5/2009 2:24:18 PM
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