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Quote# 64668

[Discussing the "Up Your Alley (Gay Pride) Fair" in San Francisco.]

This just goes to show you that gay people are sick fucks pure and simple. I saw some of the pictures and I had to close the tab.

I think gay men for the most part were pussified when they were younger and grew up gay or molested as young men. No one is born gay, that entire logic is bullshit. No one in their right mind would have that type of sex in public. This shows you what a Sodom and Gomorrah that flea bitten city is.

And don't get me started on lesbians. I think lesbian women for the most (and most dykes don't look like the porn chicks) are women who have had bad experiences with men and have given up. Haven't you noticed that most dykes are fat and ugly? Seriously no man would tap that unless he'd been in solitary confinement for years.

This is a freak show pure and simple. Any parent who brought their kid to this fair should rot in hell and have their parental rights revoked permanently.

Anonymous, Moonbattery 70 Comments [8/5/2009 6:41:23 AM]
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#1001050
breakerslion

Now tell us how you really feel, you miserable control-freak. Not every person was put on this planet to give you a woody.

8/5/2009 6:48:20 AM
#1001052
Caustic Gnostic

What parent would name their child 'Anonymous'?

8/5/2009 6:51:27 AM
#1001056
Paschal Wagner

most dykes don't look like the porn chicks

"How DARE they not make me horny!"

8/5/2009 6:55:37 AM
#1001057
breakerslion

@Caustic Gnostic:

Son of Heronimous and Andelusia.

8/5/2009 6:56:22 AM
#1001060
aaa

Ehhh.

8/5/2009 7:08:21 AM
#1001061


No one in their right mind would have that type of sex in public.

Who's having sex in public? That must be one wild parade.

8/5/2009 7:13:55 AM
#1001063
Thundersqueaks

"No one is born gay, that entire logic is bullshit."

Who can argue with such a thorough refutation?

"And don't get me started on lesbians. I think lesbian women for the most (and most dykes don't look like the porn chicks) are women who have had bad experiences with men and have given up."

No doubt, the contents of your hard drive will attest to how hot you find porn chick lesbians...hypocrite!

8/5/2009 7:15:13 AM
#1001064
Ferwoi

"No one in their right mind would have that type of sex in public."
But other types are ok.

8/5/2009 7:17:02 AM
#1001065


Different strokes for different folks, Anonymous. One man's trash is another man's treasure.

Insert whatever cliches you want here but it's still true: just because you don't approve of someone else's lifestyle does not mean they're wrong and you're right. Get over yourself and mind your own fucking business.

8/5/2009 7:17:35 AM
#1001073
A Friend

Seriously. You're disgusted by gays yet you spend your time looking at pictures of gay pride parades. Anything else you want to tell us?

8/5/2009 7:26:16 AM
#1001074


I'm sure there is more sex in the Bible than at a gay pride parade but no one objects to children reading that.

8/5/2009 7:26:21 AM
#1001076
Horsefeathers

To paraphrase the Man of a Thousand Useful Phrases: Thou doth protest too much, methinks.

8/5/2009 7:28:37 AM
#1001085
GigaGuess

And don't get me started on lesbians. I think lesbian women for the most (and most dykes don't look like the porn chicks) are women who have had bad experiences with men and have given up. Haven't you noticed that most dykes are fat and ugly? Seriously no man would tap that unless he'd been in solitary confinement for years.

I have seen PUDDLES deeper than you are. Seriously.

8/5/2009 7:44:39 AM
#1001087
iflurry

What really makes this is how Anon complains about how ugly lesbians are. Somebody's jealous they aren't getting any...

8/5/2009 7:45:54 AM
#1001088


"I think gay men for the most part were pussified when they were younger and grew up gay or molested as young men."

Obviously you've not met some of the very buff, manly gay men I have. No.. you probably have but were too clueless to realize.

8/5/2009 7:47:06 AM
#1001089
Phloom

Another fundie stuggling with sexual orientation issues.

8/5/2009 7:49:34 AM
#1001090
ChrisInManc

Well, I have to agree to a certain extent on this one... If you look at the uncensored pictures of the event, it is no place for a child to be. I also think the behavior of at least the people in the pictures IS unacceptable in public. Expressing pride in your sexuality by walking around with your cock out in public is a bit odd...

As for the usual homophobic non-sense, business as usual for these guys...

8/5/2009 7:50:02 AM
#1001092
Mortok

How's the weather in Narnia? Cold and lonely as ever?

8/5/2009 7:51:40 AM
#1001095
Clown

Wtf? Even your god has nothing against lesbian sex. Prove me wrong with chapter and verse, Anonymous.

8/5/2009 7:55:57 AM
#1001096
Amanda

Some lesbians are really beautiful. Some gay guys are really big and tough. Some people are gay just because. So shut up.

8/5/2009 7:56:19 AM
#1001101
Doubting Thomas

"most dykes don't look like the porn chicks"

He is correct here, but I'll say, "So?" I'm not really into lesbo porn, and lesbians don't want to have sex with men, so who cares what they look like?

8/5/2009 8:02:40 AM
#1001102
Dudely

I would like for you to know that every lesbian I know is smoking hot. Some of them have NEVER been with a man (but experimented just to check it out and make sure they really don't like penis), so your theory is kind of destroyed. Same about the molested boys theory. Go talk to some gay people and see if you don't change your mind.

Oh, and when are people going to clue in that pride parades are tongue-in-cheek?

8/5/2009 8:04:01 AM
#1001107
Zeus Almighty

"Haven't you noticed that most dykes are fat and ugly?"

Ann Heche and Lindsay Lohan would like a word with you.

8/5/2009 8:16:52 AM
#1001108
nutbunny

Says the brave anonymous.

"I think gay men for the most part were pussified"
What does pussified mean? Made to resemble or function as a vagina? The computer says no.

"No one in their right mind would have that type of sex in public"
What type of sex should people perform in public BTW?

"Haven't you noticed that most dykes are fat and ugly?"
Sweetie you've just been going to the wrong clubs.

"Any parent who brought their kid to this fair should rot in hell"
Not burn? I like burning better.

God.Smiting people in absentia for 6000 years

P.S. The Up Your Alley fair is specifically a fetish festival that attracts gawking tourists from around the world for its outrageousness. It is stongly recommended that children and pets not be brought to the fair. I think someone is lying for Jesus.

8/5/2009 8:18:28 AM
#1001109
Berny

This is a freak show pure and simple. Any parent who brought their kid to this fair should rot in hell and have their parental rights revoked permanently.

Personally, I've felt that way about parents who bring their kids up to hate other people in the name of religion or the more nebulous term "tradition". The "Jesus Camp" crowd in particular spooks me far more than a gay pride parade.
As a side note, has anyone noticed that the pictures these tards choose to post of these events are always selected for pure shock value? I doubt they are representative of what goes on with children around.

8/5/2009 8:18:35 AM
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