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Quote# 64519

(Regarding Brad Pitt's comment about being 20% atheist and 80% agnostic)

"One more time:
Well I thought about it, I’m an atheist and agnostic when it comes to you Brad Pitt, BECAUSE I DON’T BELIEVE AND DEFINITELY DOUBT I WILL EVER SEE ONE OF YOUR MOVIES AGAIN.

My final say for the moment: Your last name Pitt seems to be appropriate because you are going to one. The “Pits of Hell” if you don’t change your ways. God have mercy on your soul."

Dee McMillan, Proud Atheists 52 Comments [8/3/2009 12:20:45 PM]
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#1000009
tracer

SHAME ON YOU, MISTER CELEBRITY, FOR HAVING BELIEFS THAT DIFFER FROM MINE!

8/3/2009 12:24:21 PM

#1000013


Yeah, well, he'll be the hottest thing in hell. *swoon*

8/3/2009 12:26:26 PM

#1000015
Clown

His personal beliefs are none of your bussines, Dee.
[sarcasm]But, hey, better agnostic/atheist than scientologist, right? [/sarcasm]

p.s. Like he cares about one less ticket...

8/3/2009 12:30:16 PM

#1000018
Swedish Pagan

Spelling, learn some, please.

You are of course free to see which-ever films you want, for whatever reason you want.

Last time I checked Brad was not a god, so atheism on your part does not compute. Agnosticism might, as you can doubt his greatness or his existence. Some god surely seems to be smiling on him...

8/3/2009 12:34:13 PM

#1000020
Table Rock

Well, he's not jumping on other people's couches. That should count for something.

8/3/2009 12:34:28 PM

#1000028
Orestes

You must not see many movies if you refuse to watch one with an atheist/agnostic in it.

8/3/2009 12:37:17 PM

#1000059
Mister Spak

"BECAUSE I DON’T BELIEVE AND DEFINITELY DOUBT I WILL EVER SEE ONE OF YOUR MOVIES AGAIN. "

FEAR ME BECAUSE WE BROUGHT DISNEY TO ITS KNEES WITH OUR MOVIE BOYCOTT OF DEATH!!!!!!!!

8/3/2009 12:52:52 PM

#1000062
Blue J

I'm sure that Brad Pitt cares what you think. I'm sure he's crushed that you'll never see one of his movies again. I guess he'll just have to go and comfort himself with his good looks, hot wife, and millions of dollars.

8/3/2009 12:56:19 PM

#1000073
EllwyenDarwin

Well atleast Brad Pitt didn't jump on Oprah's couch.

8/3/2009 1:02:52 PM

#1000075


Good for Brad Pitt.

8/3/2009 1:03:23 PM

#1000077
xplicit_UK

What Blue J said.

8/3/2009 1:04:21 PM

#1000080
atheist crusader

i just KNEW i liked brad pitt for a reason

8/3/2009 1:05:26 PM

#1000084
Elia

Oh I'm not even touching this one, there's nothing left to say.

8/3/2009 1:06:22 PM

#1000085
El Zorro

Hahaha, talk about over-reacting to an innocent statement!

8/3/2009 1:07:16 PM

#1000108
Mr Blur

Well, that'll keep Brad and Angelina awake at night.

8/3/2009 1:19:03 PM

#1000118
Woody

"DEFINITELY DOUBT"... Huh?

I am sure Brad is beside himself with worry that you no longer approve of him.

8/3/2009 1:30:58 PM

#1000127
Caretaker

Damn. If hell was real, it would kick ass.

8/3/2009 1:39:10 PM

#1000148


Way to convince him otherwise, lady, by showing him your version of Christian love.

8/3/2009 1:53:20 PM

#1000154
C_V


awww, did your fantasy figure burst your ickle bubble? why don't you masturbate to pics of White Jeebus like the rest of the Fapturites?

8/3/2009 1:59:02 PM

#1000160
AuraTwilight

Whatever, you were probably pirating them anyway.

8/3/2009 2:02:36 PM

#1000165
Dr. Novakaine

I'm an agnostic atheist as well, and I certainly wouldn't care if you never saw any of my movies again. Maybe because I'm never going to be in any, but still.

Besides, I'm sure he's not that broken up over one idiot who won't see his movies because of something that has no bearing at all on his acting. I doubt he'll notice the impact when counting his bajillions of dollars.

8/3/2009 2:06:08 PM

#1000184
Xotan

"My final say for the moment: Your last name Pitt seems to be appropriate because you are going to one. The “Pits of Hell” if you don’t change your ways. God have mercy on your soul."


Feel the gloating. And the last sentence is reminiscent of a judge donning the black cap! Another KKK lynching, eh? Let's get there early to enjoy it!

8/3/2009 2:22:56 PM

#1000193


I never knew Brad Pitt was supposed to be a god...

8/3/2009 2:36:42 PM

#1000218
EvoPagan

I'm sure Brad Pitt is real tore up over this. He's crying all the way to the bank. Then after that he's going to go home and fuck Angelina Jolie. What are your plans for the evening, Dee?

8/3/2009 3:13:05 PM

#1000246
Professor M

I don't particularly care what any given actor or eye-candy provider believes; but at least I know that someone who describes himself as "80% agnostic" probably isn't going to be a hyper-evangelistic douchenozzle (or general "faith-based" wacko) like Stephen Baldwin or Tom Cruise.

8/3/2009 4:12:05 PM
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