Eating fetuses is MURDER & CANNIBALISM. This is one reason why abortion should be banned. People will probably eat fetuses when abortion is made legal.
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Abortions have been legal in Sweden for decades, and no, we do not eat the fetuses. Why would we want to do that? That would be yucky, and yes, cannibalism comes to mind.
They might be used in stem cell research, to help people with alzheimers and parkinson. People like Ronald Reagan...
Umm... you've heard that a lot of cultures eat the placenta (afterbirth) right? Asian and African especially today. In some cultures it is deemed necessary for the mother to regain her strength. (Not really that far off from the animal kingdom - opps, that'd be evilution, nevermind.) Other cultures cook it up in a stew and serve the fresh afterbirth to the extended family and neighbors.
I think your line has already been crossed somewhere, but it has nothing to do with abortion.
You're so right Karl. In fact, it's happening already. Get some fetuses, a few cookie cutters, some food colouring and voila! You have yourself a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal.
There's been rumors about Planned Parenthood sending their aborted fetuses to China for them to eat, it's been debunked on Snopes for those gullible enough to believe it.
During last year's Olympics I saw a van at the grocery store covered with the pictures from the Snopes article, letting everyone know that the Chinese are eating OMG DEAD BABBYS and to boycott the Olympics because of it...luckily I had my Sharpie on hand and scribbled it all out. Always wanted to share that story!
How do they get the idea that people would desire to eat fetuses?????
Could it be that Karl has some hidden desires concerning eating of fetuses and therefore thinks, that everyone else is as crazy as himself?
*taps on your forehead* Hi, I'm from Earth. Ever been there?
Like Galaxy Quest, SOUTH PARK isn't 'historical documents'.
...I'm in Canada, where I can legally abort any unwanted parasi-er, fetuses, and I have yet to eat a baby...
Damn it! I'm missing on all the delicacies!
Fetus the other other, other, other, OTHER, white meat.
You know what's worse than this? Being taught this IN SCHOOL.
Yes, I was actually TAUGHT this by a licensed teacher in my high school. I knew it was bullshit then, and it's still bullshit - but this story is a lot more widespread than I thought, apparently.
Incidentally, a list of other things that Karl thinks lead to cannibalism:
* Gay marriage
* Evolution
* Comprehensive sex education
* Even moderate levels of gun control
* Jon Stewart, everything he says, and everything he does
* People who aren't Jesus; things that aren't the Bible
And so on.
I checked the link. What it is, is a list of really gross actual dishes. The author added a "bonus" about a Chinese artist who, as part of his performance art, ate a "fetus." (Which was most likely a baby doll's head on the body of a duck." Still, Karl's response comes totally out of left field.
Abortion is legal where I live. The take-out is as miserable as always.
Maybe I should open a Feto-Bell.
1) Find a rusty set of salad spoons
2) Set up shop in a back alley
3) ???
4) PROFIT
"Eating fetuses is MURDER & CANNIBALISM. This is one reason why abortion should be banned. People will probably eat fetuses when abortion is made legal."
Abortion has been legal for decades here in the UK. And nobody her eats foetuses. Nor do anyone where abortion is legal (or illegal, for that matter).
What planet do you live on, Karl?
...What? No. Just... no. I don't know where to start.
Yah, actually I do know: get thyself to the nearest Walmart, walk over to the organs isle, and buy thyself a functioning brain.
Someone ate the baby.
It's rather sad to say.
Someone ate the baby
So she won't be out to play.
We'll never hear her whiney cry
Or have to feel if she is dry.
We'll never hear her asking "Why?"
Someone ate the baby.
Someone ate the baby.
It's absolutely clear
Someone ate the baby
'Cause the baby isn't here.
We'll give away her toys and clothes.
We'll never have to wipe her nose.
Dad says, "That's the way it goes."
Someone ate the baby.
Someone ate the baby.
What a frightful thing to eat!
Someone ate the baby
Though she wasn't very sweet.
It was a heartless thing to do.
The policemen haven't got a clue.
I simply can't imagine who
Would go and (burp) eat the baby.
-- Shel Silverstein
"when abortion is made legal"
Isn't it already legal? Do we eat fetuses right now? I sure don't. If someone does, please e-mail me and let me know how they taste.
Abortion has been legal here for, I don't how many years. At least as long as I have been sexually active, and I turned 40 this year. I have NEVER heard so much as a rumour about someone eating foetuses. You, sir, are a sick, sick person.
Mouahahaha, I accidentally wrote "dick" instead of "sick".
The first laws on abortions here are from 1938, if there was some medical issue, or rape, you could have an abortion then.
Our current laws are from 1974, two years before I started school.
Well, I for one must agree. Eating fetuses is, in fact, cannibalism.
Thank god NO ONE FUCKING DOES THAT, EVER.
"Eating fetuses is MURDER & CANNIBALISM"
Not necessarily murder, but definitely cannibalism.
"This is one reason why abortion should be banned."
Don't see how it connects...
"People will probably eat fetuses when abortion is made legal"
What universe do you live in?
Snookums, Transmetropolitan is a work of fiction, albeit it is a very brilliant social commentary and sci-fi story in form of a comic book.
And even there, the human meat comes from clones that were never alive.
As do the baby seal eyes. And monkey brains.
Please separate your fiction from fact, 'k?
Yeah, some more laws would have to be repealed for that to be legal, and even then the fetus-munchers would probably limit themselves to retarded gameshows.
Otherwise, yeah, it may be called cannibalism, though I don't quite see the "murder" part.
"People will probably eat fetuses when abortion is made legal."
Well, it already is legal to have abortions, but why the hell aren't I seeing any cannibalism in the news?
Of course, your answer will be something among the lines of "THE EBIL LIE-BUR-ILLS".
Confused?
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