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#976773
The Lazy One
I think emailregan lives in Bizarro World or something. Since when do Jews and Muslims pray to Jesus?
6/25/2009 7:26:40 AM
#976778
breakerslion
Got to be a Poe 'cause Fundie don't scan like that.
If it isn't a Poe, worst case of delusional bubble ever! This is a person who would enter a room and flip on the light switch months after the power company disconnected the house and removed the cable from the pole outside.
6/25/2009 7:30:39 AM
#976784
"You don't see any religious people, trying to? push their ideas on other people"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
6/25/2009 8:03:07 AM
#976787
You don't see any religious people trying to push their ideas on other people.
What about the Christians who bang, uninvited, on my front door trying to convert me? Or the ones who put Christian tracts under my windshield wiper blade on my car? Or the ones who stand outside public building shouting their "message" to the passers by?
6/25/2009 8:09:46 AM
#976788
itsafuckingpoe
poe tbh
6/25/2009 8:10:24 AM
#976789
simply not edible
I take it he got eviscerated?
6/25/2009 8:16:59 AM
#976793
Amanda
I see school really worked out well for you. So how much do you earn working at Burger King?
6/25/2009 8:33:12 AM
#976796
Osiris
You don't see any religious people, trying to? push their ideas on other people.
Then what is the purpose of a Mission?
6/25/2009 8:45:31 AM
#976798
Pyena
"You don't see any religious people, trying to? push their ideas on other people."
*tries desperately to contain laughter*
So...what color is the sky on your planet?
6/25/2009 8:47:39 AM
#976800
Sisyphus
I had my doorbell ring at 8:30 in the morning last Saturday. Was it an atheist telling me to give up god? No. It was a pair of christians asking me if I'd found jesus. If shoving "Watchtower" into my hands as I'm standing half asleep at my front door on a Saturday isn't pushing their ideas on me I don't know what is.
How would you feel if school's rotated through various prayers for different faiths while praying? Your kids would then have the opportunity to pray to Allah, Vishnu, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Minerva....THAT would be beautiful. Shoving your particular religious tripe down everyone's throats... NOT beautiful.
6/25/2009 8:59:05 AM
#976801
Holy crap that video is offensive! Way to be "unbiased" CNN.
6/25/2009 8:59:50 AM
#976802
Papabear
Whadda moroon.
6/25/2009 9:01:22 AM
#976804
I do think it's a Poe. The natural misspelling is "too" as "to" not the other way around. Then flubbing "its" and "it's" in the same sentence? Trying too hard.
6/25/2009 9:04:15 AM
#976805
Papabear
"atheists need too shut up.
You don't see any religious people, trying to?"
No, I don't see you religious people trying to shut up?
6/25/2009 9:04:54 AM
#976807
Dr. Novakaine
You know that whole "forcing prayer into the schools" thing? THAT'S PUSHING YOUR IDEAS ON OTHER PEOPLE, FUCKTARD. YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME.
6/25/2009 9:05:11 AM
#976810
It would be true..............in any world which is not the Biblical Belt or the Middle Ages.
6/25/2009 9:10:47 AM
#976845
Mageapprentice
So THIS is why they're so terrified of abortion- they need a base of reliably retarded morons like this to replenish the herd.
6/25/2009 11:15:35 AM
#976852
Zeus Almighty
"atheists need too shut up."
Yeah, 'cause the First Amendment says only Christians have the right to free speech. Wait, no it doesn't!
"You don't see any religious people, trying to? push their ideas on other people."
What the fuck are you, stupid? OK, that was a rhetorical question as the answer is obvious. That's the raison d'etre of your stupid little cult. And there's the charge to go out and spread the gospel to all the nations in your stupid book. Maybe if you're going to claim to be a Christian and all you should lookint into actually reading the thing.
"Christians and other religions are all happy to have our christian prayer's in their schools. its all faith's- christian-jew-muslim together praying to jesus, it's beautiful."
That has got to be in the top 5 stupidist things a fundie has ever said. Ever.
Jews and Muslims don't pray to fucking Jesus. Neither do Buddhists, Hindus, Sikhs, pagans, Wiccans, atheists, agnostics, animists, etc.
And forcing those people to pray to your Jebus IS forcing your cult's ideas on others.
I'd suggest you do like Adam Sandler did in one of his less-funny films and start your education over in the first grade and go back through school. You won't get an inheritance like his character did, but maybe you could end up a better-educated, more well adjusted human being.
Good luck with that.
6/25/2009 11:28:40 AM
#976853
"You don't see any religious people, trying to? push their ideas on other people."
What planet do you live on? Also, question marks don't belong in the middle of a sentence.
"its all faith's- christian-jew-muslim together praying to jesus, it's beautiful."
Jews and Muslims do not pray to Jesus. Also, there are more religions than the Abrahamic three (fortunately). And do you think it's "beautiful" to coerce someone into praying to something he/she doesn't believe in? Whackjob!
6/25/2009 11:29:13 AM
#976854
atrasicarius
6/25/2009 11:29:39 AM
#976880
Night Jaguar
THIS IS A POE
If you see emailregan's channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/emailregan#play/favorites/14/1APOxsp1VFw) you'll see videos of Dawkins, Hitchens, Chosmky and the banana argument from Ray Comfort. Not exactly the videos you'd expect from a fundie (except maybe Ray Comfort, but they don't find him funny).
One of the better Poes I've seen.
6/25/2009 12:07:14 PM
#976881
The L
Wow. I didn't know Jews and Muslims worshiped Jesus!
6/25/2009 12:09:03 PM
#976890
JSS
The stupid is strong in this one!
6/25/2009 12:29:55 PM
#976895
All I can say is, "lol. =("
6/25/2009 12:40:01 PM
#976913
Whitleylad
One word... Bullshit!
Orthodox Jews don't believe in Christ as the Messiah. Ok, Messianic Jews, maybe. Muslims see Christ as a Prophet, but the final and true Prophet is Mohammed, which the Christians disagree with.
Let's not forget that the three religions have never seen eye to eye and have happily killed each other. Isreal, the crusades, Spanish Inquisition, 9/11, Hitler, (yes a Catholic). The list goes on.
If that is all the major faiths praying together, you really have lost the plot!
I even went out with a Methodist who told my best friend (a Catholic), he was going to Hell because he wasn't the chosen people, ie Methodists.
To quote from the film 'The Outlaw Josie Whales' 'Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining'!
6/25/2009 2:10:12 PM
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