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It is said the Anti-Christ will be born of a virgin (in an attempt to mimic Jesus). Could this be why Obama doesn't want the [birth certificate] to be made public? Not saying that's the case, mind you....

Trance, RR 63 Comments [6/15/2009 9:11:28 AM]
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#971676


Even if he was born of a virgin, and trust me he was not, it would not state it on a birth certificate.

6/15/2009 8:06:56 PM
#971883
Duck

So now Obama was immaculately conceived?! And they claim that the Left worships him?

6/16/2009 3:06:51 AM
#971892
GigaGuess

Part of me wishes that obama would hunt down our good friend Buzzard and hand him a copy of his Birth Certificate personally.

And then watch the resulting gymnastics of denial that would result.

6/16/2009 3:19:46 AM
#971894
Swedish Pagan

Is your birth certificate made public?

And what has a birth certificate to do with virginity? If man and woman are married, man is presumed to be the father. If man and woman are not married, man will state that he is the father. Only in case of uncertainty is a DNA-test performed.

Who says the Anti-Christ will be born of a virgin? The Bible? Who says Jesus was born of a virgin? The Bible. Maybe the Bible is wrong in both cases? If I would put money on somebody being the Anti-Christ, I'd put them on Baby Bush...

6/16/2009 3:21:59 AM
#971895
Dexter

This birth certificate shit is getting boring. Could you come up with some new made up stories? Please?

6/16/2009 3:23:21 AM
#972112
The L

Do these people even attempt to make sense when they type, or do they just submit whatever verbal diarrhea happens to spontaneously result from banging their hands against the keyboards?

This doesn't make sense from a Christian perspective, or from any other perspective that isn't deluded and insane.

6/16/2009 9:59:00 AM
#972141


His birth certificate was made public and, anyway, everybody knows who his mother was and it was more than 1000 times stated who his father was(in case his skin colour wasn't proof enough). By the way, there is not birth certificate for Walt Disney and everybody born before 1920 and for the arab countries. And they are not born from virgins, believe me.

6/16/2009 10:26:25 AM
#972210


Yeeeees, that's exactly it. *facepalm*

6/16/2009 12:28:31 PM
#972227
Brenz

I wish one of you RR idiots would have the spine to stick to one of your crazy theories instead of just floating them out there on the river of shared opinion and then backing away from the bank quickly.

6/16/2009 1:01:40 PM
#972539


You demonstrate that you have no idea of anything, including sexual education(since when birth certificates are a proof of non-virginity?). Far fetched and flawed because it's based in a false premise looking for verification. Congratulations for being an idiot.

6/17/2009 1:35:36 AM
#972544
Ozma

okay accepting this extra-bibilical premise that the AC (who is never named in the Bible and is himself an interpretation of a poetic/prohetic work) is Virgin born... wouldn't he be wanting to share that with the world to try and convince people he's the messiah?

But no Obama didn't... he's not claiming to be the messaih, he's not claiming to be born of a virgin... he hasn't brockered a 7 year peace deal for Isreal and he's not going to rule the world... Just lay of the guy. Just cause he's a dirty Negro (refuse to use the other word), doesn't mean he's evil.

STFU and learn to Bible.

6/17/2009 1:48:47 AM
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Canadiest

"(in an attempt to mimic Jesus)."

OK, The 'Virgin Birth' is religious mumble jumbo to make the god-child special, Jesus was like the 30th documented God-Child from history of a 'Virgin Birth'.

Honestly, the retrictions you people put on all-powerful dieties! And now the Anti-Christ wasn't documented at birth properly?! That's how lame your Gods,angels and demons are?


6/21/2009 12:03:42 PM
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JB Mason

"It is said..."

By fucking whom? Just because some crazy asshole says something doesn't mean "it is said" or some crazy asshole writes something doesn't mean "it is written" -- these terms carry a connotation of general acceptance in a culture.... pulling things out of your ass doesn't make them true.

2/22/2010 1:34:55 PM
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