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#971159
breakerslion
It is said that the Antichrist will be born of a dog being screwed by a watermelon after gay marriage causes the slippery slope that brings about the actual occurrence of the Fundtards' distorted view of Darwin's theory... and all because atheists are really just mad at God.
Could this be why Kansas is so flat?
6/15/2009 10:20:23 AM
#971160
Amanda
Yes. Obama's birth certificate states his mother is a virgin, and that is why he doesn't want it made public, despite the fact it has been made public, with no mention of immaculate conception.
6/15/2009 10:21:35 AM
#971166
Jezebel's Evil Sister
It is said that Trance is a liar, a jerk, and a dumbass. (I just read several comments to this effect on FSTDT.) Could this be why Trance posts lying, hateful statements on a website known as a haven for liars and haters? Not saying that's the case mind you ... BUT IT IS!
6/15/2009 10:27:18 AM
#971168
Old Viking
It is also said that the early bird gets the worm. But no one ever talks about the early worm.
6/15/2009 10:29:49 AM
#971172
Is it 2008 still?
6/15/2009 10:44:38 AM
#971176
Cassandra
I'm not familiar with these quaint American paperwork traditions, especially in regards to birth certificates. Do these birth certificates have a nice little checkbox that the child was, in fact, a result of virgin birth? And do the people who fill these forms often accept the explanations that the child in question was conceived by, say, the Bigfoot, or that it was conceived through experiments during an UFO abduction? ('Cause I hear those happen more often than impregnations by Satan.)
6/15/2009 10:49:17 AM
#971184
Gebusi
I read the whole thread. I was almost a little disappointed by the RR group for once. This guy posts this comment, and there are several people who ask where that is written in the bible. Biblical fact checking? At least that is an attempt to make their beliefs match their book instead of just making shit up. Maybe they have some amount of order in their world.
Then they start suggesting that Malcolm X is Obama's real father because Obama is taller than his parents.
Making shit up is back, and better than ever! Thanks for not letting me down RR.
6/15/2009 11:05:45 AM
#971185
tracer
FUNDIE: "Why hasn't Obama made his birth certificate public?!"
NORMAL PERSON: "Um, he made his birth certificate public even before he was elected President."
FUNDIE: "Well, then why hasn't he made his birth certificate public?!!"
6/15/2009 11:05:53 AM
#971186
Orestes
I don't know, I figured the guy for the last two terms was more Antichristy than Obama could ever hope to accomplish.
6/15/2009 11:07:55 AM
#971278
Anon-e-moose
"It is said the Anti-Christ will be born of a virgin (in an attempt to mimic Jesus)."
PROTIP: "The Omen" is NOT a documentary.
"Not saying that's the case, mind you...."
Lying for Jesus again, eh? To paraphrase Hicks in "Aliens":
"You're on an express elevator to Hell - GOING DOWN!"
6/15/2009 12:03:58 PM
#971302
JonnyTruant
While I'm used to, and annoyed by, all the claims regarding his birth certificate, this is the first time I've heard virgin birth as a reason.
Way to go with the originality! That's very unusual for a fundie, I have to say.
6/15/2009 12:19:15 PM
#971307
A Friend
No. Just no.
6/15/2009 12:22:24 PM
#971356
El Zorro
"Not saying that's the case, mind you...."
Your insinuations are showing.
6/15/2009 12:58:51 PM
#971372
Big Jilm
Where the fuck is Jesus' birth certificate?!
Oh that's right.
6/15/2009 1:04:30 PM
#971416
Moondog
I'm doing my family history, and I can't find my great-grandfather's birth certificate anywhere. And I've searched Massachusetts and Rhode Island, the only two states where he may have been born. Either there's a virgin birth in my background, or it just went unrecorded, he was just a regular guy, and Trance is full of crap.
6/15/2009 1:31:26 PM
#971423
D Laurier.
Huh?
You mean that birth certificate that was plastered across every television screene on the planet last year?
6/15/2009 1:35:29 PM
#971441
WMDKitty
*splutter*
What the hell?!
6/15/2009 1:45:39 PM
#971455
@rubber chicken
fuck
Hee hee.
There goes another one!
6/15/2009 1:59:25 PM
#971495
jadehawk
well, at least this is a different flavor of crazy from the usual crazy...
6/15/2009 2:50:16 PM
#971499
JohnTheAthiest
Not saying...nod nod wink wink.
Also, I thought the latest research indicated that the Anti-Christ will be from Eastern Europe. That's what ALL the scholars are saying.
6/15/2009 2:53:01 PM
#971572
Allegory for Jesus
The Antichrist: Pretty much the same as the regular Christ. Seriously. They are disturbingly similar, to the degree that an objective observer probably couldn't tell the two apart without using some kind of divine intuition or supernatural paternity test. How this reflects on the nature of Jesus is anyone's guess.
Also: Obama IS EVUL!!!!
6/15/2009 5:05:39 PM
#971577
Skyknight
Mudak: Well, some women are born without hymens...
6/15/2009 5:12:08 PM
#971586
Charni
....So what is the case then?
If that wasn't the case, your statement was a waste of pixels
6/15/2009 5:21:03 PM
#971640
Florian
I thought you guys were done with this!
NO.
OBAMA IS NOT THE FUCKING ANTICHRIST.
6/15/2009 6:48:15 PM
#971646
hmcook87
Yes, Obama's birth certificate will show that he doesn't have a dad.
6/15/2009 7:09:47 PM
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